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Master Xehanort said:
As part of the reveal videos... I mean, rumor has it he got them from the Tomgirls of Virginia Forum but that'd be like a bunch of uneducated people trying to deduce who Batman is. Hell, some people dont even know who Batman IS (I've seen this one the other day.... Someone said "Bruce Wayne?") so that might not be so out of the realm of possibility. But then... Why the lolcows? I mean... These people are some of the most obscure lolcows on the internet. Look at ADF, someone really picked him? Chris couldn't figure out... Hey... These guys are morons, it clearly isn't them. Well it does make sense, knowing Chris obviously he isn't capable of rational thought, but the real question is whether Chris himself was being trolled by it's members or whether some troll was in the ranks of the Tomgirls of Virginia forum and helped Chris with making a fool of himself. Is there an actual source the identities came from? This one thing about all the sagas has always puzzled me.
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Since you apparently really feel the need to have this question answered, I'll bite:

As far as I can tell, trolls just gave Chris this "info", knowing he'd be dumb enough to take the bait without asking any questions.
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
Since you apparently really feel the need to have this question answered, I'll bite:

As far as I can tell, trolls just gave Chris this "info", knowing he'd be dumb enough to take the bait without asking any questions.
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Ahh yes. Ok. That makes sense. Far more than the "TATOV" coming up with these various identities... I always thought Chris really was that stupid.

stets said:
Dude, use a spoiler box in the future for stuff like this.
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Um... Ok? I'm sorry but that sort of thing doesn't make sense when something is common knowledge. Should I also use a spoiler box for saying the earth is round? Or how about one saying Nintendo owns Mario? I didn't think common sense warranted a spoiler box. At least I thought it was common knowledge... Until the comment I received the other day...
 
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Master Xehanort said:
Um... Ok? I'm sorry but that sort of thing doesn't make sense when something is common knowledge. Should I also use a spoiler box for saying the earth is round? Or how about one saying Nintendo owns Mario? I didn't think common sense warranted a spoiler box. At least I thought it was common knowledge... Until the comment I received the other day...
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You revealing his identity may have compromised the Batcave and Alfred, you need to be more careful.
 
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Apocalypso said:
Has Chris ever expienced a ghostly encounter or anything of the paranormal?
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None that don't directly tie to something he wanted right at that moment.

He said once he could hear his ancestors encouraging him to take the road trip to Julie when he paid respects at Aunt Corrina's funeral. And of course, there's Ghost!Patti, Haunter and Killer of Trolls.
 
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Alright, so Chris doesn't talk about his upcoming court or anything like that because he thinks he'll get off scot-free. And let's assume for the moment that the scenario few have described where he only gets off on probation comes to pass. What's he gonna do after that? I mean, is he gonna sneak in a place he was banned from and flip out if they catch him? Or... what?
 
do chris and barb have the presence of mind to remember to give themselves living space as they pile the junk back into the 14bc hoard? i'm not saying they'll forget entirely but the original hoard grew around their living accommodations. while this new one they'll be moving the garbage back first then trying to live in it.
 
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do chris and barb have the presence of mind to remember to give themselves living space as they pile the junk back into the 14bc hoard? i'm not saying they'll forget entirely but the original hoard grew around their living accommodations. while this new one they'll be moving the garbage back first then trying to live in it.
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It will be interesting how they deal with moving the hoard in from storage. They may just pack 14 B up to the gills like it was right before the fire. :\
 
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Apocalypso said:
Has Chris ever expienced a ghostly encounter or anything of the paranormal?
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Well, he said that the spirits of his ancestors told him it's a good idea to go to Ohio to rescue Julie. Death told him that his Dad won't die before 2015. He regularly speaks with hedgehogs from a toon dimension. Even God and Jesus used to hang out with him in his dreams. Someone could make a good tv show out of all of this.
 
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Apocalypso said:
Has Chris ever expienced a ghostly encounter or anything of the paranormal?
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Pretty sure he hasn't. He's made various claims of divine inspiration, prophetic dreams and ghostly appearances, but i think they're just something he makes up because they back him up without being provable. As someone who watches a lot of cartoons and was a regular churchgoer, he was no doubt familiar with the idea that you're not supposed to argue with prophetic dreams.

Interestingly, none of the spirits that have spoken to him have ever said, "Chriiiiiiiisss! You need to get a jooooooob! This attractive woman who wants to fuck you isn't reeeeeeal!" So either he's making it up or he's being trolled by immortal beings from beyond the material plane. I could believe either.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Interestingly, none of the spirits that have spoken to him have ever said, "Chriiiiiiiisss! You need to get a jooooooob! This attractive woman who wants to fuck you isn't reeeeeeal!" So either he's making it up or he's being trolled by immortal beings from beyond the material plane. I could believe either.
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LOL I laughed at that last bit. If he is getting trolled by immortal beings than clearly Santa Claus has trolled him every Christmas. Now... Has anyone NOT trolled Chris in some way aside from Anna? Which reminds me... Why does Anna even hang around Chris?
 
Master Xehanort said:
LOL I laughed at that last bit. If he is getting trolled by immortal beings than clearly Santa Claus has trolled him every Christmas. Now... Has anyone NOT trolled Chris in some way aside from Anna? Which reminds me... Why does Anna even hang around Chris?
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She doesn't. She stays far, far away from Chris.
 
Marvin said:
She doesn't. She stays far, far away from Chris.
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She might not be as physically present in Chris's life as most people, but the fact is they likely still hang out and she is always defending Christian from the trolls. Take the recent Catie incident, she sent Catie an email trying to get her to quit the charade, if that isn't proof that clearly Anna isn't out of Chris's life one bit idk what is.
 
Master Xehanort said:
She might not be as physically present in Chris's life as most people, but the fact is they likely still hang out and she is always defending Christian from the trolls. Take the recent Catie incident, she sent Catie an email trying to get her to quit the charade, if that isn't proof that clearly Anna isn't out of Chris's life one bit idk what is.
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Oh she's not out of Chris' life. But she doesn't hang out with him, physically or otherwise.
 
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Can Chris ride a bicycle?
Can Chris swim?
Has Chris ever been in an airplane?

These silly, random questions may be small, but they need answers!
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Can Chris ride a bicycle?
Can Chris swim?
Has Chris ever been in an airplane?

These silly, random questions may be small, but they need answers!
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No -he gave up roller skates after the first fall, I can't see how bicycles went any better.
Yes, but they have to dump more chlorine in the pool after he jumps in (hurhurhurhur!)
Yes, when he visited Cole in California.
 
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