Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

That's hilarious. I ask because some of these photos are absolute Chris classics. For example, this lunchroom snapshot:

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says so much about high school Chris and the relationship he had with his gal pals. I got to wondering if we know who was behind the camera or if we have a stealth photojournalist Christorian on our hands.

Oh, yes. My favorite is definitely the one where he's reading RL Stine like a dope. I can imagine him just sat there reading Goosebumps and flipping shit and freaking out (silently) at every twist or scary moment in the books.

"T-s.. uh.. duh.. dah twist was duh kid was throwin'.. th-th-.. tos-.. tossin' the ball aroun' with his RIGHT han' instead?!"
 
Someone on /cow/ brought this up. Take a look at this pic:

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It's in one of the rooms Barb spends her time here. The poster (which might be of Anne Boleyn) suggested that maybe Barb is the one who came up with the story of them being related to Anne Boleyn. However I disagree with the poster that it's pure delusional behavior but maybe Barb made up the story to justify she was hoarding that particular poster and Chris took it at face value.
 
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Just found this an thought it was interesting:

Lego has no military related sets because the inventor’s policy was to not want to make war seem like child’s play.
 
Someone on /cuteboys/ brought this up. Take a look at this pic:

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It's in one of the rooms Barb spends her time here. The poster (which might be of Anne Boleyn) suggested that maybe Barb is the one who came up with the story of them being related to Anne Boleyn. However I disagree with the poster that it's pure delusional behavior but maybe Barb made up the story to justify she was hoarding that particular poster and Chris took it at face value.

It may be neither a delusion nor something Barb made up. It seems quite possible that it is a Weston family story. It may have been made up by an ancestor of hers.

It may have been a story that got changed over the years in a game of intergenerational broken telephone. A father tells his son "My great grandmother worked in the Boleyn's house." He tells his son "My great-great grandmother worked in the Boleyn's house. Who knows, she might have had an affair with one of the Boleyns". The next guy tells his son "One of my ancestors may have been an illegitimate son of a Boleyn." The next guy removes the "may". And the story is born.

Also, it is quite conceivably true. People of Chris generation have about 1 million ancestors (minus repeats caused by inbreeding) at the time of Ann Boleyn's father. The idea that someone with English ancestry is descended from a famous English person at that time is not a stretch at all.
 
Also, it is quite conceivably true. People of Chris generation have about 1 million ancestors (minus repeats caused by inbreeding) at the time of Ann Boleyn's father. The idea that someone with English ancestry is descended from a famous English person at that time is not a stretch at all.
This. It's not that the story is wrong, it's that no one gives a shit, but Chris thinks they do.
 
It may be neither a delusion nor something Barb made up. It seems quite possible that it is a Weston family story. It may have been made up by an ancestor of hers.

It may have been a story that got changed over the years in a game of intergenerational broken telephone. A father tells his son "My great grandmother worked in the Boleyn's house." He tells his son "My great-great grandmother worked in the Boleyn's house. Who knows, she might have had an affair with one of the Boleyns". The next guy tells his son "One of my ancestors may have been an illegitimate son of a Boleyn." The next guy removes the "may". And the story is born.

Also, it is quite conceivably true. People of Chris generation have about 1 million ancestors (minus repeats caused by inbreeding) at the time of Ann Boleyn's father. The idea that someone with English ancestry is descended from a famous English person at that time is not a stretch at all.
Chris would have a marginally easier time claiming heritage to the Jamestown settlers, considering how Virginia-centric his known family history is. But, like Marvin said, at this point, the sheer number of descendants is large enough to make Chris's claim indistinguishable.

If they really wanted to make good on family history, Chris (or, more accurately, Barb) could conceivably work their way into the Daughters of the American Revolution.
 
A while ago I took a bunch of coughgels and spent hours researching the Chandler family history for some reason. A good part of his family tree is from outside Virginia. The earliest Weston ancestor I can find was born in Derbyshire, England in 1793 and immigrated to Ohio in 1820. Strangely enough, considering his descendants, he was a member of the abolitionist Republican Party. Barb's grandmother Sarah (Hamilton) Weston was born in Quebec, a descendant of Scottish immigrants.
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Barb's mother's family has been in Virginia since at least the early 1800s but I wasn't able to go farther than that due to lack of records. The earliest ancestor I found for Bob is Pleasant Holloman (1803-1865) who lived in Meigs County, Tennessee.
 
This. It's comparable to the hooker. Chris liked sex with the hooker, but $200-a-go liked? Probably not.

Plus I can't imagine it'd be all that easy for him to hide his drinking from Barb.
But... but... but... that would mean he is in control of his impulses... In wich i think not.

I choose to believe it is more of a matter of him prefering to be alone in his own tiny bubble instead of this dagnabbit sensory overload places, i mean, he doesn't seem to enjoy the pub too much in the videos.
 
But... but... but... that would mean he is in control of his impulses... In wich i think not.

I choose to believe it is more of a matter of him prefering to be alone in his own tiny bubble instead of this dagnabbit sensory overload places, i mean, he doesn't seem to enjoy the pub too much in the videos.
It's not about controlling impulses. Chris constantly has impulses but he's aware they all have opportunity costs.

Chris could drink at home if he wanted, like with the kahlua. That's still money that could go to legos or video games though, which is why he doesn't drink that much.
 
I agree, but I am still staggered by the level of detail and documentation we have on him.
The vast majority of it was freely provided by Chris himself remember. He goes out of his way to drop dox of just about everything. Hell, even the stuff Skyraider dug up would probably have been leaked by Chris if the trolls had needled him over it. I'm convinced the only reason we don't have copies of his autism papers is because Chris cannot access them, not because he simply won't post them
 
I'm convinced the only reason we don't have copies of his autism papers is because Chris cannot access them, not because he simply won't post them
Speaking of, did any of the vital documents kept in that fabled safe survive the fire? It would just be so appropriately Chandlerian if the autism papers/lifelong meal ticket got disposed of in the clean-up.
 
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A while ago I took a bunch of coughgels and spent hours researching the Chandler family history for some reason. A good part of his family tree is from outside Virginia. The earliest Weston ancestor I can find was born in Derbyshire, England in 1793 and immigrated to Ohio in 1820. Strangely enough, considering his descendants, he was a member of the abolitionist Republican Party. Barb's grandmother Sarah (Hamilton) Weston was born in Quebec, a descendant of Scottish immigrants.
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Barb's mother's family has been in Virginia since at least the early 1800s but I wasn't able to go farther than that due to lack of records. The earliest ancestor I found for Bob is Pleasant Holloman (1803-1865) who lived in Meigs County, Tennessee.
Am I the only one imagining Francis, after outrunning the wolves and coming back home, telling his family about those damn, dirty Jacksons and their conspiracy involving specially trained wolves to get rid of him cause they can't stand his english heritage?

Joking aside, it's kinda weird to see someone in Chris' family tree to be such a badass. Seriously, that guy left his home country to live in the wilderness to build himself a new existence from the ground up. Isn't it weird to think that this person's genes somehow managed to end up in the cul-de-sac that is OPL? Like there's this one guy who went out to a barely known piece of land, braving harships, danger and troubles and now, 200 years later, his heritage lives on in a 220+ pound Tomgirl who might be going for jail in less than a month...
Not only do we know more about Chris ancestors than Chris himself, his silly 'I am of Boleyn heritage' charade spits on his actual ancestor's life. That's kind of sad, when you think about it.
 
Speaking of, did any of the vital documents kept in that fabled safe survive the fire? It would just be so appropriately Chandlerian if the autism papers/lifelong meal ticket got disposed of in the clean-up.

The SSA rates disability under three categories as to whether it's likely to improve. There's "expected," "possible," and "not expected." I am of the opinion, as an educated guess, that Chris is in the "not expected" category and reviews are likely to be infrequent.

"Not expected," your case will normally be reviewed no sooner than seven years.

The applicable standard for discontinuation of benefits is "medical improvement," specifically, has the recipient medically improved in a manner relevant to their ability to work such that they no longer qualify for disability benefits, i.e. are capable of performing substantial gainful activity (SGA), which is holding down any sort of full-time job that exists in the national economy. Generally, this requires evidence of improvement, as the previous adjudication of disability is presumed to have been valid in the absence of some evidence in the record showing that it was erroneous. Even in these cases, they'd still have to show you're capable of SGA.

Some things would justify discontinuing benefits in the absence of specific medical evidence. For instance, if someone actually is performing SGA, that speaks for itself. Failure to cooperate with the continuing disability review, committing fraud on the SSA, failure to comply with medical treatment, or not being able to be found would also justify discontinuation.

Sometimes the SSA will affirmatively investigate when they have cause to believe fraud, and sometimes, will just become aware of it through other means. Evidence in cases like this might be that the guy who is claiming he can't walk more than ten feet just got arrested for beating up three cops, is working as an acrobat, things like that. Or get a clean bill of health from his own doctor.

But unless something specific comes up, Chris probably keeps getting disability. He hasn't improved. If anything, he's deteriorated. Only if the SSA actually showed improvement would he be required to pony up any evidence on his own behalf. ETA: Or, of course, if he got caught committing fraud or otherwise playing silly buggers.

(I used to transcribe appeals of disability hearings and have heard hundreds of hours of these things. So while I double-checked the facts on the SSA site and others, my opinions about how these things work is mostly generalizations from personal knowledge.)
 
On Bob's great great grandfather Pleasant Holloman:
Served in the Tennessee House of Representatives, 1849-51, in the 28th General Assembly, representing Meigs And Rhea counties. He was a Democrat. He was a constable of the 5th Civil district of Meigs county in 1836 but resigned in 1839. He was a deputy sheriff of Meigs county, 1840-41 and deputy and tax collector in 1845.
 
On Bob's great great grandfather Pleasant Holloman:
Served in the Tennessee House of Representatives, 1849-51, in the 28th General Assembly, representing Meigs And Rhea counties. He was a Democrat. He was a constable of the 5th Civil district of Meigs county in 1836 but resigned in 1839. He was a deputy sheriff of Meigs county, 1840-41 and deputy and tax collector in 1845.
Being a jerkop, he would probably be ashamed to know about Chris' antics with da law.
 
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