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I think we just found our lead in the kf produced Chris Chan biopic.
Honestly as a few people have said, chris isn’t “ugly”, in fact part of what makes tranny Chris look ridiculous is his massive, manly, George C. Scott chin.
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Honestly as a few people have said, chris isn’t “ugly”, in fact part of what makes tranny Chris look ridiculous is his massive, manly, George C. Scott chin.
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If he were still with us, I’d personally pick Phillip Seymour Hoffman for the leading role as OPL
Their head shapes are pretty much the same.
Seriously, shave the beard, dye his hair brown, give him rapist glasses, a striped shirt, add a Sonichu medallion and you’ve got an Oscar-worthy performance of our favorite lolcow.
Also helps that PSH was pretty much known for playing oddballs and misfits.
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Call it a coincidence, but for those who don't know, Tongo, a Peruvian comedian and singer-songwriter has attracted some Internet fame for his parodic covers of songs. In his most recent video, there are scenes where he wears a shirt similar to that of the Classic.
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when it went dark and showed his shadow holding the smaller guitar I seriously thought he was holding a guitar hero controller guitar for guitar hero. Like Chris used to hold in some videos. Until it light back up and showed it wasn’t. wearing the classic shirt in additional to holding a guitar hero guitar would have been gold
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They had already eaten. It wasn't their fault, she just chimped out.
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Is Pastoral concelour Rocky still in Chris' life? If so, what does she think about the pseudo-cult blasphemy thing, chris is doing, calling himself a goddess?
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Barb used to cook for the Chandler men. Supposedly there was an incident where Chris and Bob went out to eat fast food without telling her, came home to a home-cooked meal, refused to eat it, and Barb got her tits in a twist and never cooked another meal for her dying husband and her mentally incapacitated son.
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If what I heard was true, Rocky is no longer working as a pastoral counselor. I assume she has been out of Chris's life for a long time now.
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Christ, the more I learn about Barb the more I realize what a spiteful malignant cunt she was. Makes more sense why Cole hates her, why the rest of the family except the aunt Corina didn't talk to her anymore. Her entire legacy is becoming a cautionary tale of raising your kids correctly so they don't let you rot in a house of filth as you age.
Any religious organization still involved in the chandler household at all? I'm really curious if any local church figure has gotten word there's deity living in the house full of shit on 14 branchland court. The idea chris is shitting on the beleifs of the only local organization that helped his family is preety sad. IIRC the church bailed him and barb out of jail and found a defense attorney for them, then helped them after the fire not to mention they acepted them after the other church kicked them out after Chris' degeneracy came to light.
Any religious organization still involved in the chandler household at all? I'm really curious if any local church figure has gotten word there's deity living in the house full of shit on 14 branchland court. The idea chris is shitting on the beleifs of the only local organization that helped his family is preety sad. IIRC the church bailed him and barb out of jail and found a defense attorney for them, then helped them after the fire not to mention they acepted them after the other church kicked them out after Chris' degeneracy came to light.
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Supposedly it was spaghetti so i'm assuming that barb boiled the noodles and dumped a jar of a sauce into it and called it "home cooked"
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Nah, probably bought one of those TV Dinner cartons of Spaghetti and throw it in the microwave for a few minutes:
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At this point, who really gives a shit about her. Doopie had more of an impact than her and she didn’t even last that long.
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I learned faggot isn't exclusively a slur.
If Barb bought Jim Baker's Bucket, Chris would have near-unlimited mac and cheese straight from the bucket
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By the sound of it, Barb said "I'm not going to cook for you ever again!" like it was some kind of major bargaining chip, and Bob and Chris just went "lol okay" and ate McDonalds and microwave meals for the rest of their days. Barb, the domestic goddess, probably didn't make very nice food.
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She fucked off for good from Chris’s life, but still gloats to people online about her involvement in his “legend” and being the first person to post about him online (a dubious claim). As for her current status, she’s been taking 10+ years to earn a bullshit bio degree from a diploma mill in bumblefuck Utah. Meanwhile OPL took 5 years to earn his; you know you’re a failure in life if Chris is ahead of you in higher education.
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I remember Chris saying that Bob was actually a good cook and that he made good soups and stews and was knowledgeable about spices. I wouldn't surprise me if he already did most of the cooking way before Barb lost her shit about spaghetti. I also wouldn't be surprised if Barb blew that out of proportion intentionally just to get out of cooking altogether.
Last time Chris mentioned her was on his delirious make-believe "trip" to California "on Magichan's body", he said that he made a stop on the way to visit her and that she could clearly see him in Magichan's body. Most probably he just gave her a phone call and shrieked in a ear-piercing falsetto about how Magichan was standing right next to her and maybe she humored him out of pity. Maybe it was all 100% in his pear-shaped noggin and Anna is completely unaware of his "visit". I'd love to hear her side of that bullshit.