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He'll build his own Legoland in the plot of land that his house used to stand on.
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He'll build his own Legoland in the plot of land that his house used to stand on.
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It all would fall down on opening day.
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To some organizers, Chris is as much an attraction, as any of the random booths. That or he's just tolerated.
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The last con that featured Chris as a "main attraction" was Magfest, and that was done as a joke. Imagine if organizers wanted to make another panel featuring Chris, but non-jokingly? IIRC, there was a con that had offered Chris a spot to have his own booth, but in typical CWC fashion, he didn't want to as he'd miss everything on the show floor by just staying stationary. He doesn't know but by being an exhibitor, he can have near limitless access to the convention, Chris would just need to get some volunteers to man his booth while he's away.
Oh Chris...
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I remember reading here or maybe elsewhere that Chris made mention of a child/children locking themselves in closets due to the death of Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie. I know that many kids were freaked out and sad over it. I was! That was Optimus fucking Prime dying. Not some jabroni non name Autobot.
Do you honestly think in a Freudian slip that he revealed he was one of those kids who did that?
Do you honestly think in a Freudian slip that he revealed he was one of those kids who did that?
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Chris is fat
fat fat Chris
Chris is fat he smells like shit
fat fat Chris
Chris is fat he smells like shit
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I was about to say "hookers", but then again, from what I recall, he hasn't had the same level of interest in that as someone like Russell Greer for whatever reason. (I would think he would have had enough to visit the Bunny Ranch if he wanted to, but it seems like he's more interested things relating to Sonic, My Little Pony, and stuff like that).
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I think it’d be like the 90’s kids film Blank Cheque where the main character gets a million dollars and then immediately goes on a constant spending spree buying all kinds of fancy toys and gadgets while hiring staff to do menial tasks and throwing expensive parties until he goes into debt in a remarkably quick time except Chris would probably try to do his own convention or something instead of parties.
Depending on how much money Chris won I doubt he’d even get round to troon surgery since he’d be too excited buying stuff or traveling around the world with Barb and within a year or so he’d be back in debt.
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Would Chris' life change if he were to lose his virginity at the same time as his high school classmates around the time he was a senior and close to graduation?
Can you imagine Chris being a teenage dad before graduation? That's when adulting would hit high gear and no more kids stuff for Christian Weston Chandler. He'd probably whine and would want his wife, kids and toys.
Can you imagine Chris being a teenage dad before graduation? That's when adulting would hit high gear and no more kids stuff for Christian Weston Chandler. He'd probably whine and would want his wife, kids and toys.
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Isn't he on hormones? Can't do much with china if your bent duck can't get stiff.
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I always wondered if Chris put in things that happened to him in his various stories given he constantly has to talk about himself.
Like his Jimmy Jenkins ultra-detailed gay camp stories. Those seem really fucking off the wall to just make up.
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Well we all know how MAGfest 2018 turned out; He had an entire panel dedicated to him. Him actually showing up was met with an extreme warm and rousing welcome. Someone also saw one girl act like she was meeting Freddy Mercury with how much she squealed with joy after touching Chris’s hand, how’d she never wash it again, etc.
Chris is the one human being in the entire history of human society to cum in a cup of orange soda and be applauded for it.
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Now thats one helluva a quote for his gravestone
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If social media never was a thing, he probably still would.
Remember when that video of that LEGO high school shot in McDonalds was posted and everyone here was all HOLY CRAP A NEW VIDEO?
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I thought it was a joke but there was a shitty sonic movie with the song gangsters paradise.
Was this a sneaky shoutout to Chris???
Was this a sneaky shoutout to Chris???
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Has Chris ever explained why he uses the term "boyfriend-free" as opposed to just saying "single?"
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Did/does he have an opposition to girls of other races or only black?
As for my second question, it seems really common for people of his parents' generation to be okay with white people being in relationships with Asian/Hispanic people but not black people. Still, it seems like Chris would have addressed this on his sign by saying something like "Asian not preferred but accepted." I never heard him (or anyone else, for that matter) talk about the fact that Lucy and Desi Arnaz were an interracial married couple and we know he enjoyed their show, so that could have been integrated into his love quest as well, something like "Cuban women okay, too, I guess." My only other thought was that maybe he didn't see Asian/Hispanic/anything aside from black as a different race, but I wanted to know other people's thoughts on this
Also
Did/does he have an opposition to girls of other races or only black?
As for my second question, it seems really common for people of his parents' generation to be okay with white people being in relationships with Asian/Hispanic people but not black people. Still, it seems like Chris would have addressed this on his sign by saying something like "Asian not preferred but accepted." I never heard him (or anyone else, for that matter) talk about the fact that Lucy and Desi Arnaz were an interracial married couple and we know he enjoyed their show, so that could have been integrated into his love quest as well, something like "Cuban women okay, too, I guess." My only other thought was that maybe he didn't see Asian/Hispanic/anything aside from black as a different race, but I wanted to know other people's thoughts on this
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Chris saw Asians hoping they'd be like the cute anime wank fodder he enjoyed and was disappointed with the reality (par for the course with him) as for other non white but not black girls I don't know Chris spent his life in bum fuck Virgina even before Charlottesville became a libtard cesspool, but I doubt he ran into many Philippino or foreign girls
As for boyfriend free it's his autism. It makes him come up with new words to try and sound smart while expecting everyone to instantly know what he means
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I love how the most popular choice in the poll is the Sega sweepstakes. I think I remember seeing adds for said contest in marvel comic books of the time so this was no Small feat for Chris to be the winner.
But yeah he's 11 years old the world is his oyster as he has a thousand dollars to spend on toys and unlike today where such a thought is eye rolling what with the mortgage, bills, and debt knocking on the door. Back then it was like a dream come true. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if once barb kicks Chris will take his tugboat and for the first time in years just blow it all on what he wants without having to cough up half of it to barb for room and board
But yeah he's 11 years old the world is his oyster as he has a thousand dollars to spend on toys and unlike today where such a thought is eye rolling what with the mortgage, bills, and debt knocking on the door. Back then it was like a dream come true. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if once barb kicks Chris will take his tugboat and for the first time in years just blow it all on what he wants without having to cough up half of it to barb for room and board