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Well I was considering adding "The only interesting things are things that happen to him" but I thought that would be redundant.
As his various interviews have demonstrated, Chris all by himself is boring.
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Well I was considering adding "The only interesting things are things that happen to him" but I thought that would be redundant.
As his various interviews have demonstrated, Chris all by himself is boring.
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Chris in 2016: Knows it's Clinton vs Trump. Votes Clinton, goes into a tard rage when "Pmurt" wins.
Chris in 2020: Believes Lisa Simpson will win because of a joke of her presidency following Trump's in a Simpsons episode from 2 decades ago. So he throws his vote away voting for her as a write-in (so I gather).
Somehow I don't think Chris is "getting better".
Chris in 2020: Believes Lisa Simpson will win because of a joke of her presidency following Trump's in a Simpsons episode from 2 decades ago. So he throws his vote away voting for her as a write-in (so I gather).
Somehow I don't think Chris is "getting better".
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Does Chris know how to use both knife and a fork when eating?
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StarDreamer2002
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For real?
Well the Ideas Guys saga happened right in-between the elections and made Chris rapidly loose connection with reality.
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Probably not after Barb's spaghetti dinner incident. Even before that he ate rather slovenly. Even when he made pretend spaghetti, he ate it like a slob.
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Oh god I thought he meant that in jest, but, you're right, I totally forgot Chris has eaten fast food for his entire life. Somehow I doubt he's ever ordered a steak or fillet at Applebee's or whatever, he probably just orders burgers and fries there too. He could legitimately not be used to using silverware.
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As long as the knife is Cutco.
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Cant teach an old tard new tricks.
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also another factor despite chris' laziness and bad eating habits was that for a long time his kitchen used to be literally inaccessible due to random shit piled up there, he probably hasn't cooked anything "real" in months, fuck even years who knows
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Please, he's cooked Turkey-Ham as recently as November 2016!
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Of course he doesn't use cutlery properly. Give him a trough full of baked beans and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs, job's a good 'un
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whew, glad to know he's keeping up a healthy diet
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If you met Chris and she tried to kiss you, how would you react?
As long as she only kissed me on the cheek, I wouldn't resist since that's how she feels comfortable greeting people. If the stench wasn't too bad, I might even kiss her as well.
As long as she only kissed me on the cheek, I wouldn't resist since that's how she feels comfortable greeting people. If the stench wasn't too bad, I might even kiss her as well.
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If you feel comfortable getting kissed by people who live in filthy conditions then all power to you.
Chris knows it's not acceptable to kiss strangers in public, she just chooses to ignore that fact. (E. G: The TMG fiasco)
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Chris is a man
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if a girl agreed to date chris but only if he "dropped the merge shit", how quickly do you think he'd admit it was never real?
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If she was hot my guess is he'd lie and say he doesn't think it's real but he'd do such a half hearted job of lying he'd mess up during the first date and start talking about it.