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Is there anything currently unknown about chris, bob, blorb, that you'd really want revealed?

I'd like to see chris's full D&D character sheet. Fucker never showed us the whole thing.
It never ceases to amaze me how Chris completely botched character creation for d and d, even as a casual observer who's never played a single campaign.

He made a homebrew race (a big no no especially for noobs)
He mixed classes in the hope of mimicking his cpu goddess traits.
He loaded his inventory up with junk and useless items for his class like crossbows and dual daggers simply because "hur dur crossbows are kewl!" And worst of all he made his level dangerously high 24 or so iircc. Not realizing that unlike in video games a high level isn't how powerful your character is, but rather how difficult or dangerous your campaign is, even experts would rarely use such a character.

Still lead to a few funny comments and input from actual d and d kiwis, I recall one who said their game world was a cruel harsh place for non human races and Chris's character would essentially be a deranged monster hedgehog that babbles incoherently while worshiping itself. And the "real" players would basically have it quarantined by a mages guild or something like that studying it to find out what is and where it came from and who to punish for creating it and starting a genocide to cleanse the world of its species.
 
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Is there anything currently unknown about chris, bob, blorb, that you'd really want revealed?

I'd like to see chris's full D&D character sheet. Fucker never showed us the whole thing.
Hearing highschool stories from his old galpals point of view might be the most interesting, similarly with his classmates during his college days since Chris mostly just talked about his conflict with his dean Mary Lee Walsh.

From Chris maybe when he started talking with fictional characters, although I’m not sure at this stage how reliable his memory would be/if he’d exaggerate it to fit his current narrative about C-197.
 
Hearing highschool stories from his old galpals point of view might be the most interesting, similarly with his classmates during his college days since Chris mostly just talked about his conflict with his dean Mary Lee Walsh.

From Chris maybe when he started talking with fictional characters, although I’m not sure at this stage how reliable his memory would be/if he’d exaggerate it to fit his current narrative about C-197.
I wouldn't mind sitting chris down as 'Sonichu' and grilling him over Sonichu's psychopathic loyalty to chris over Rosechu. Someone pointed out that in teh comics when it came down to saving Rosechu or defending chris's honor sonichu didn't hesitate to leave Rosechu in danger. I get the feeling Chris as sonichu would say that chris could resurrect rosechu like he's some porcine, autistic shenron so its okay to leave his wife for dead.

It never ceases to amaze me how Chris completely botched character creation for d and d, even as a casual observer who's never played a single campaign.

He made a homebrew race (a big no no especially for noobs)
He mixed classes in the hope of mimicking his cpu goddess traits.
He loaded his inventory up with junk and useless items for his class like crossbows and dual daggers simply because "hur dur crossbows are kewl!" And worst of all he made his level dangerously high 24 or so iircc. Not realizing that unlike in video games a high level isn't how powerful your character is, but rather how difficult or dangerous your campaign is, even experts would rarely use such a character.

Still lead to a few funny comments and input from actual d and d kiwis, I recall one who said their game world was a cruel harsh place for non human races and Chris's character would essentially be a deranged monster hedgehog that babbles incoherently while worshiping itself. And the "real" players would basically have it quarantined by a mages guild or something like that studying it to find out what is and where it came from and who to punish for creating it and starting a genocide to cleanse the world of its species.
The funniest shit was that he had two hit dice despite being level twenty-three, and he took 7 backgrounds. This with his OP broken speed, makes his character a schizophrenic, very quick glass cannon.

I'd love to DM chris in the Tomb of Annihilation, one of Gygax's most infamous modules. Gygax called it a 'thinking man's dungeon' and it heavily punishes dumb decisions. One of my favorites is a giant green demon mouth that's become iconic in D&D. So many players die thinking its a short cut, but the recess in its mouth is really a sphere of annihilation that obliterates everything it touches. Chris would stick his head in it, then whine and demand he takes back the action.
 
I'd love to DM chris in the Tomb of Annihilation, one of Gygax's most infamous modules. Gygax called it a 'thinking man's dungeon' and it heavily punishes dumb decisions. One of my favorites is a giant green demon mouth that's become iconic in D&D. So many players die thinking its a short cut, but the recess in its mouth is really a sphere of annihilation that obliterates everything it touches. Chris would stick his head in it, then whine and demand he takes back the action.
This used to be called Tomb of Horrors, but the genuinely evil thing about this face is that teleport traps elsewhere in the dungeon have this face as their exit point. So what is the natural (and dumb) thing to do? Why, obviously if you got there through this face maybe you can try to go back the same way. This is why if you GM this horrible dungeon if someone enters one of these teleport traps you take them aside separate from the rest and play from there. If the other players can't figure out, from the fact that the player doesn't come back from the sidebar, that doing the obvious first thing isn't a great idea, nothing stops this thing from killing the whole party one by one. But if it does they're stupid and deserve it.

Yeah I know kind of autistic to spoil content literally over 40 years old but whatever.
 
Ah yes transgender awareness because trooning out is spreading worse than covid

Going by that Praeton video, Chris wants things to go back to normal so he can return to his body to go to Babscon. Ironic that Chris has godly powers, but can't attempt (LOL) to stop and reverse the disease and just whines about it.
 
This used to be called Tomb of Horrors, but the genuinely evil thing about this face is that teleport traps elsewhere in the dungeon have this face as their exit point. So what is the natural (and dumb) thing to do? Why, obviously if you got there through this face maybe you can try to go back the same way. This is why if you GM this horrible dungeon if someone enters one of these teleport traps you take them aside separate from the rest and play from there. If the other players can't figure out, from the fact that the player doesn't come back from the sidebar, that doing the obvious first thing isn't a great idea, nothing stops this thing from killing the whole party one by one. But if it does they're stupid and deserve it.

Yeah I know kind of autistic to spoil content literally over 40 years old but whatever.
Yeah, meant the tomb of horrors. Its been a while. I'd just want chris to jump without looking and unintentionally suicide his broken character.
 
Going by that Praeton video, Chris wants things to go back to normal so he can return to his body to go to Babscon. Ironic that Chris has godly powers, but can't attempt (LOL) to stop and reverse the disease and just whines about it.
He supposedly has the power to predict things and yet not knowing that pizza is coming
 
Yeah, meant the tomb of horrors. Its been a while. I'd just want chris to jump without looking and unintentionally suicide his broken character.
Was going through the d and d thread on Chris and found the quote I mentioned
I’ve played a few 3.5 Campaigns (mostly just comedy ones drinking with buddies) but I was really into L5R for its lore and mechanics for a while. There’s a whole unique system called “honor” where if you don’t behave yourself properly you end up basically pissing off or at least being deemed untrustworthy in social settings. Not only that but there’s also a complicated faction system involving the Great Clans and even the Clans in those families and a generous DM May let you play as a Minor Clan member or even as a member of the Imperial Families, but any campaign involving players from various clans, even if you were called together on Imperial Business would result in getting weird looks from your clan mates and losing honor points. If you weren’t playing a human character? You’d better either be able to shapeshift or stay the fuck out of civilization and even then our DM used to say to all of us when someone decided to make a Naga, Nezumi, or a Kenku that our responses to whatever explanation the non human player gave wasn’t realistic of the lore and we instead all just do battle unless like someone had a background learning magic from a Naga or trained as a Swordsman under a Kenku and could pass a persuade AND Honor check and even then fights were likely. Nezumi are respected in Crab Clan and in their own lands but discouraged from ever entering anywhere else. The locals don’t see them as guides and mystics, they’re no different than any other abomination carrying the Taint.

This is why Chris in Sonichu form and thinking he’s a Goddess is just so amusing to me. First of all there’s not even a mythic precedent for his race, it just shows up. It’s not familiar to anyone in society so by default it has a -3 honor (which means any interaction other than combat gets a -3 to all throws). Clerics don’t exist in L5R; Cleric, Wizard, and Sorcerer are all kind of lumped into the “Shugenja” and “Shaman” classes depending on your race, family, and culture (barbarians like Yobanjin for example use Shaman.)

In essence I could see all the characters meeting after a giant raid from the Shadowlands has slaughtered a caravan with the PCs and perhaps a couple of NPCs being the only survivors. Talking about what they’re going to do next, plotting a course of action, trying to figure out the best way to get back to civilization and then this crazy Hedgehog monster who worships itself shows up and starts rambling in a weird accent and an incomprehensible language. Everyone immediately can’t understand it, doesn’t trust it and starts trying to kill it thinking it must be some new abomination created by Fu Leng or Daigotsu. For the sake of leveling and fair play he’s a level 3 Shaman/1 Ranger. It turns into basically an introductory boss fight. Rather than killing him outright though they wound him, the first quest of the game is to take him to the Imperial City to present him to the Emperor and he spends the rest of the game basically being experimented on while alive by various Shugenja and Doctors while the rest of the party are made Magistrates to find out where in the fuck this thing even came from.

Then they have a normal campaign while Chris is basically tortured for the rest of the game until he decides to make a normal character. Knowing our DM back in the day, he’s let Chris make a character about the same level as the party was at the time, and knowing Chris he’d either join the Moshi family of the Mantis Clan (formerly the ruling family of the Centipede Clan - Feminist Shugenja with some Lesbians), the Kitsu family of the Lion Clan (Descended from anthropomorphic Lions and have access to the Spirit realm), or someone from the Unicorn Clan because MLP despite that clan being the most patriarchal and rigid of all the clans despite its name.
Didn't wanna necro the thread and risk getting it locked since it's been a while since Chris mentioned it but I blame covid and the sonichu saga for that. But yeah I'm probably a bigger d and d noob than Chris but I bet I could make a less broken character off the top of my head.
 
Going by that Praeton video, Chris wants things to go back to normal so he can return to his body to go to Babscon. Ironic that Chris has godly powers, but can't attempt (LOL) to stop and reverse the disease and just whines about it.
It's the ultimate tantrum. It wouldn't be so infuriating if he would just say he wanted to stop the virus to save all the people around the world who died, but no, it's because he didn't get his way about something
 
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It's the ultimate tantrum. It wouldn't be so infuriating if he would just say he wanted to stop the virus to save all the people around the world who died, but no, it's because he didn't get his way about something
Chris doesn't give a shit about anything unless it affects him.
If Babscon didn't cancel, he'll still attend and worry about the infection later. I guarantee he won't regret it.
 
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