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shadhardblogger19 said:
The mentality for Chris is this: "Trans women are women." He disguised himself as a woman for almost a decade now. It's coming, folks. When is the anniversary for the establishment of Chris' tranny saga? Anyone guess?
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The thing is, though, that Chris is such a basic-level tranny that he doesn't seem to think that Trans women are real women. When he fully trooned out, he routinely referred to women as "real women", implying that he wasn't a real woman. Which he isn't.
 
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kkillme8 said:
Might be a bit of an unusual question, but what are your thoughts on the inevitable post-Chris era?
Do you think that after Chris dies, there will be a lot of public interest paid to his status as (arguably) the most documented individual in history? This might sound a little autistic, but I personally think that to some extent, after Chris dies his extensive documentation will probably catch public attention outside of just the internet landscape.
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Possibly. I know cable tv is dying but I could see a dramatic piece on some cable about his story. Probably a lot of people would say the wholething was a shame. Hopeful for a movie about him or a hbo mini series
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
As far as I'm aware, Bob never actually claimed to be a member of the Klan. The quote that people latched onto went something like this: "I've seen crosses burning. I've seen 'em, fella. And you don't want to see it." Considering the time and place he grew up, I've got no trouble believing that he saw a cross burning or two. Like Marshal Mannerheim said, I think he was just trying to use it to intimidate the trolls, rather than claiming Klan membership.
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People have said Bob was just blowing smoke. Not only was the Klan a shell of its former self by then but Bob was broke as hell white trash. He'd never aford the dues for membership and couldn't prove his ancestors were southern gentry/fought for the confederacy. At best he and a few drinking buddies were supporters who had aquaintences who were members but not much else.



Anyway question; do you think Chris could get into cuphead? It has that autist friendly design of being based on old silly cartoons, but the difficulty is the stuff of legends and Chris skill as a gamer leave a lot to be desired. keep in mind chris' comfort zone is easy games that autists can figure out or get into easily. (tetris, sonic, pokemon animal cross once) but when chris tried to play "mature" games like destiny 2 and one of the uncharted games to try his hand at being a streamer he was so bad at it. Like he made DSP look like fucking Ninja.


my guess is hge'd be able to handle the root pack easy but by the time he got to goopy he'd keep dying so much he'd stress shit himslef and quit never bothering to play ever again.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
People have said Bob was just blowing smoke. Not only was the Klan a shell of its former self by then but Bob was broke as hell white trash. He'd never aford the dues for membership and couldn't prove his ancestors were southern gentry/fought for the confederacy. At best he and a few drinking buddies were supporters who had aquaintences who were members but not much else.



Anyway question; do you think Chris could get into cuphead? It has that autist friendly design of being based on old silly cartoons, but the difficulty is the stuff of legends and Chris skill as a gamer leave a lot to be desired. keep in mind chris' comfort zone is easy games that autists can figure out or get into easily. (tetris, sonic, pokemon animal cross once) but when chris tried to play "mature" games like destiny 2 and one of the uncharted games to try his hand at being a streamer he was so bad at it. Like he made DSP look like fucking Ninja.


my guess is hge'd be able to handle the root pack easy but by the time he got to goopy he'd keep dying so much he'd stress shit himslef and quit never bothering to play ever again.
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Maybe, it’s not really too hard a game if you compare it to what was on older 8/16 bit game systems (He’s played lots of Megaman games in the past for example), it’s mostly just remembering attack patterns and I think he could do it with enough tries but nowadays you‘re probally right that he’d play it for a while before giving up.

I had a check if he owned it on his Switch profile (He doesn’t) but he’s played 39 hours of various Picross games and 410 hours of Tetris.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe, it’s not really too hard a game if you compare it to what was on older 8/16 bit game systems (He’s played lots of Megaman games in the past for example), it’s mostly just remembering attack patterns and I think he could do it with enough tries but nowadays you‘re probally right that he’d play it for a while before giving up.

I had a check if he owned it on his Switch profile (He doesn’t) but he’s played 39 hours of various Picross games and 410 hours of Tetris.
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like i said he might induct Cuphead and his pal mugman (who liked to roll the dice) into his pantheon of autistim but beyond that he'd never be able to handle the later stage bosses. the ones on inkwell isle 3 do NOT fuck around
 
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The Fool said:
No I'm pretty sure Chris is just your average vidya-loving autist.
He just calls video games meditation like he considers "fated" a synonym for "I sure hope"
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Chris is such a fucking casual it's not even funny. It's ironic considering how much time he invested in playing competitive TCGs and other games with a pretty comprehensive meta-game. His brain is probably so fried from stagnation that he can only really handle basic games that he can play mindlessly and zone out to.
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
2008 during the blanca saga I believe.

I might have an unpopular opinion in this but I attribute most of Chris's effeminate tendencies come from his hyper autistic interpretation of old sitcoms, and the relationship dynamics in those shows.

Chris sympathies with the housewife female characters in those shows because they're boring and lazy, while realizing that he wants that kind of life. The weird effeminate shit chris did was for China or out of lazyness. And with Bob dying he was able to get closer to his goal of becoming a sitcom housewife and the explosion of trans people in the media gave him an identity to latch onto.

That's how I see it anyway, chris is lazy and autistic.
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I bet he compares himself to Samantha Stephens; smart, beautiful, magical powers. Instead of wiggling his big fat nose to cast a spell, his penis bends even more.
 
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One of Chris's characters has a shield that can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure and a sword that can withstand 1 million.

To put these weights into some perspective:

The trailer portion of a tractor trailer is 53ft. long and can carry up to 50,000 pounds. 10,000 pounds is about 1/5 the weight that can go into the standard 53ft. trailer. 1 million pounds is the equivalent of 20 of those trailers. Either way, this character isn't flattening mountains anytime soon.

My point is this: even in his own power fantasy, Chris is still limited by his stunted imagination and lack of experience. One might even call him naïve about the ways of the world.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
One of Chris's characters has a shield that can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure and a sword that can withstand 1 million.

To put these weights into some perspective:

The trailer portion of a tractor trailer is 53ft. long and can carry up to 50,000 pounds. 10,000 pounds is about 1/5 the weight that can go into the standard 53ft. trailer. 1 million pounds is the equivalent of 20 of those trailers. Either way, this character isn't flattening mountains anytime soon.

My point is this: even in his own power fantasy, Chris is still limited by his stunted imagination and lack of experience. One might even call him naïve about the ways of the world.
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Why would a shield be worse at protecting something than a sword?

Oh, I forgot.
Autism
 
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