Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Yamamura]

If Magi-Chan can teleport himself and the entire Chaotic Combo from place to place, and even apparently do so through Time with the help of a Sonichu Ball or two, then why the fuck would he need to know how to drive? Why would any Sonichu need to drive, when the little buggers are all capable of running around at the speed of sound for as long as is necessary?

Is it all just down to Chris's materialism and lack of imagination? 'Hmmm, yeah, well dey is all great so dey'll all have kewl cars. Even if dey don't need dem at all. Among which.'

Chris has a habit of shoehorning his personal interests, into the Sonichu comics. He also has a fondness for cart racing games. My guess is he just mindlessly included it in there because he thinks it's cool.

Spoiler: Tangent sperg

This is an example of the Chekhov's gun principle, which states every element in a story must be necessary. The car does not serve as a plot device nor does it have any significance to the story. Many young fanfiction writers have the same problem, where they mention their character's gun in explicit detail, without serving any purpose to the story other than to look cool. Similarly Sonichu does not need to have a car for the same reasons.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Not to mention the latest iteration of the Idea Fags.

Herr Mannerheim can you give me a quick run down of the new idea guys? Or is it the propriator assholes?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Herra Mannerheim can you give me a quick run down of the new idea guys? Or is it the propriator assholes?

Given the way they got Chris to taze himself I'd be unsurprised if they're trying to fill the Idea Fags' place.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Given the way they got Chris to taze himself I'd be unsurprised if they're trying to fill the Idea Fags' place.

Shit i thought he didnt go through with that..

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Shit i thought he didnt go through with that..

No, he didn't, but the fact they wanted to do that shows us that they want to emulate the Idea Guys.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

No, he didn't, but the fact they wanted to do that shows us that they want to emulate the Idea Guys.

Did they want to? In the leaked call, the Praetor member tells him it's a bad idea when he volunteered to tase himself.

 

[Mage]

Did they want to? In the leaked call, the Praetor member tells him it's a bad idea when he volunteered to tase himself.

Caden isn't dumb. He knows that if Chris zaps himself, he and his friends will be in deep shit both on the Internet and IRL.

Such a thing happening would be bad for business.

 

[DrNow]

Tfw Chris Chan had a fish and you didn’t make a wish

 

[Henry Bemis]

If you wanted to fix Chris at this point, you'd not only have to get him off the internet, but provide him with a replacement for his internet income, and guard-dog him 24/7 in real life to fend off the latest iteration of the Teen Troon Squad driving up to his house to have him smoke drugs and fellate imaginary cartoon characters.

Emphasis on "24/7," save for sleeping, showering, and shitting. And I'm not so sure about the latter two...

 

[Larry Vaughn]

Im trying to think what other sagas or epics are left in chris' life. He's been pretty boring/sad to watch for around a decade now, and there seems to be a weird "house of cards" type thing between 2 groups of assholes who want chris as their "friend" for internet points? Idk its too sad to see the guy how he is right now for me.
So if I had to bet money I'd say there's really only the Post Barb saga left for him. Idk what thatll entail, I doubt he'll be homeless, more like couch serfing between weens or ends up living woth one long term because of his tug boat. So that will be interesting . Beyond that, what else is he gonna do? He seems like he lost it beyond recovery that means anything, seems like weens are just gonna feed into it. So unless he gets into legal trouble for snapping or an accident it looks to me at least we got what ever you want to call this saga until barb goes then how ever he deals with it. Idk man I pitty the guy more than anything right now. Check to see what he's up to but it just looks like some kids are making money off him as he retreats more into fantasy.

If you had to bet money what do you see as Sagas of the future?

Keep in mind that these two groups have the 'intention' of insulating Chris from weens, and Null is still involved with Chris.

I would say that a third group could be involved. There are individuals close to Chris outside of those two groups. I'd argue that we just finished with the Sockness Saga last year, and we're now in the Praetor/psychic/ween saga

 

[mudwogg]

Do you mean the striped polo shirt?
If you do, I have a picture here:
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The orange shirt with the blue vest. Just like his lookalike in that game.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

The orange shirt with the blue vest. Just like his lookalike in that game.

Reminds me of the gay trucker outfit.

 

[Spare Hyena]

Does Glenn from SpectreSoundStudios not look like Christine in her next mugshot photo?

 

[Retarded INTP]

Does Glenn from SpectreSoundStudios not look like Christine in her next mugshot photo?


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I can sorta see it

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Does Glenn from SpectreSoundStudios not look like Christine in her next mugshot photo?


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Outside of the long hair, I don’t see similarities since he has a more masculine look compared to Chris’ dough Benjamin Franklin face

 

[Haunted Gambler]

Does Glenn from SpectreSoundStudios not look like Christine in her next mugshot photo?


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Hair? Yes. Face? Not so much.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Imagine him reading this page, as Blake and himself:

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This almost looks like post-ironic version of Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles.

 

[Interchanger]

Has Chris kept a document of his dimensional merger theory? If it exists (I doubt it dose), it might be his most important work left behind when Chris leaves us. It be like temple is to Terry A Davis or the The Story of the Vivian Girls by Henry Darger. As it will be a testament to his lifes purposes. Not saying it's should be believed but it's an important relic that highlights delusions of grandeur and the narcercism of Chris Chan.

 

[May Prince]

.....Am I the only person to have recalled Christian and the Hedgehog Boys when SM Entertainment announced that aespa will be half-virtual?

 

[Retarded INTP]

.....Am I the only person to have recalled Christian and the Hedgehog Boys when SM Entertainment announced that aespa will be half-virtual?

Yes