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The Booba Expert said:
The fact that someone actually had sex with Chris Chan still gives me goosebumps to this day. How can someone actually do that?
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With the right amount of $$$ (and alcohol and drugs), hesitation quickly vanishes. I'm fairly certain Mia has seen worse than Chris (maybe).

Tikbalang said:
If that' true, then he doesn't consult women for shaving tips or go to Youtube for tutorials instead of that binaural beats bullshit.
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Cause he knows that women will tell Chris he doesn't have the skin for it. Chris being Chris, will not accept that answer. Maybe Chris could've learned makeup tutorials from YouTube when he first did.
 
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The Booba Expert said:
The fact that someone actually had sex with Chris Chan still gives me goosebumps to this day. How can someone actually do that?
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There is actually a site called "Crack Whore Confessions". I think about 80% of each video is just some prick interviewing a crack whore while she smokes up and asking her about the most fucked up shit she's ever done. Some day he'll be interviewing a haggard and ragged Mia Hamm and she'll be like "Most fucked up shit I've ever done? You ever hear of that guy Chris Chan?"
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
But of course, what he did was painting himself like and old barnyard door, probably just once before declaring himself an expert on it.
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I forgot about this. It's hilarious he did this once and stopped doing it, probably because he doesn't have the skin for it, and that he has to wash his face daily. Which is why he doesn't and ended up having oiler skin then having a zit.
 
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Instead of making seperate posts I'll just post the two thoughts I've had on my mind.

Was the guy throwing shit at Chris's house a ween? I remember watching the video and surprised Chris never mentioned it but don't know if it was just a random sperg out or not.

If Chris gets into a fender bender again would he get his license revoked?.
 
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Muu said:
Instead of making seperate posts I'll just post the two thoughts I've had on my mind.

Was the guy throwing shit at Chris's house a ween? I remember watching the video and surprised Chris never mentioned it but don't know if it was just a random sperg out or not.

If Chris gets into a fender bender again would he get his license revoked?.
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1. When did this happen?

2. I don't know what the driving laws in VA are, but I think if he got into another crash, but head on collision, maybe.
 
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1. When did this happen?
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I tried looking for it on the forum, it's some fat guy throwing rocks at Chris's house yelling at him to come out. I suppose some random tard that faded into obscurity I guess.
 
Muu said:
I tried looking for it on the forum, it's some fat guy throwing rocks at Chris's house yelling at him to come out. I suppose some random tard that faded into obscurity I guess.
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I haven't watched that video in a while, but was that dude even at Chris's house in the first place? It may just be my memory, but it seemed like he was just throwing shit at his backyard shed while yelling for a Chris that was not there to come out.
 
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I was reading through the Gal Pal E-mails on the CWCki and this caught my attention. Because of his posting the first house tour video, Barb's idea of punishment was taking away her son's driver's license and car keys (unfortunately she didn't keep them or hide them). She should have done that after Chris stole money from her and Bob.
 
Khantressa said:
That is a fucking horrible thought. Did he pay them? I imagine he smells like rotten milk.
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In the past (and it's a bit tedious to have to repeat this) his body odour was described as like 'rotting watermelon, masked by gallons of Axe'. There was a point where Chris genuinely thought that slathering himself in Axe was a decent substitute for bathing, showering, or even a good wash.

However, more recent descriptions have largely agreed that, while not beautifully fragrant, Chris now smells perfectly acceptable. He does seem to have started washing more frequently. That doesn't necessarily mean that his personal hygiene/grooming is good - recent photos clearly show that - just that it's improved to the point where he doesn't typically reek like shit on a hot plate.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
In the past (and it's a bit tedious to have to repeat this) his body odour was described as like 'rotting watermelon, masked by gallons of Axe'. There was a point where Chris genuinely thought that slathering himself in Axe was a decent substitute for bathing, showering, or even a good wash.

However, more recent descriptions have largely agreed that, while not beautifully fragrant, Chris now smells perfectly acceptable. He does seem to have started washing more frequently. That doesn't necessarily mean that his personal hygiene/grooming is good - recent photos clearly show that - just that it's improved to the point where he doesn't typically reek like shit on a hot plate.
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Maybe ironically it was the Brony cons which inspired that since I hear big conventions make a big deal about hygiene since there's so many socially inept congoers who don't realise that body spray isn't a replacement for bathing:
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Khantressa said:
I’m waiting for the day Chris turns on the camera to reveal this was the biggest troll the internet’s ever seen. On another note, I just read here that someone had sex with him. That is a fucking horrible thought. Did he pay them? I imagine he smells like rotten milk.
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She was a hooker. That’s usually how that works (Chris doesn’t exactly inspire freebies.)
Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe ironically it was the Brony cons which inspired that since I hear big conventions make a big deal about hygiene since there's so many socially inept congoers who don't realise that body spray isn't a replacement for bathing:
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Cons really bring out the exceptional whose minders need free babysitting for the day, and people like that are not big on hygiene. With some I have been to, particularly horror related ones, I wish people would have bathed in Axe because at least that meant they bathed that month.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Chris now smells perfectly acceptable
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Going by that breathe it in shirt he's been wearing for a long time, plus that zit that was on his nose when he went to Barnes and noble, I'd argue Chris bathes occasionally (still with the mold on the wall).

It must be a chore taking all that metallic shit from his fingers and neck, unless Chris sleeps/showers with that stuff on.
 
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With Chris addressing his autism in the textwall that is his twitter, I wonder what it would be like if Chris joined the Special Olympics. I know his laziness would hinder him, but for the LULZ I'd want to see Chris "compete."
 
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