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Not tumblr but he said this as well, I smell an artcow thread being made for this guy

He has that combination of incompetence, absolutely shit art, and salty arrogance that makes a good artcow.

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Sweet! So I can commit tax fraud now, right?

You know who else broke the law? Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Ed Gein! The laws against serial killing are shit! Break the law!
 
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Sweet! So I can commit tax fraud now, right?
Notice how she only named events that happened before she wasn't born and the world was different. "Resist" is a tag at the bottom. Is this a thing against Trump because of him deporting illegals? Someone should tell her it's not the same thing.
 
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why do these people even go and see mature movies if they gotta warn others of mature content in movies
in a theater of hets
nice assumption there kiddo

and uh um and um boost um lesbians are um humans too uh and uh um they need characterization uh and um uh uh uh so that means bad things uh might happen to uh them too um sorry that uh stories aren't black and uh white like whatever uh dumbshit you uh watched as a um child.
 
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If you look hard enough, you can see the box where he edited his own signature in the "revised" version on the bottom right.

What's really sad to me about this one is that it seems like his art is getting worse over time. All he changed was the head and the colors, and they were both changes for the worse, to my eyes. The sunglasses up, so that he can read better... the sweat, to really indicate the heat... the blue glow of an off-panel TV, with the light casting shadows...

For crying out loud, in the bottom right picture he has the shadows on the front for his head, but light on the front for his body. This is a mess.
 
Two blogs

One is a pretty good one, called straightwhiteboystexting.

Some of the texts are decently funny, one or two got a laugh outta drunk me when I first read the blog. If you can stand the SJW feminist talk of the mods, then go right ahead and read it.

But of course, this blog inspired a few spinoffs because nothing on Tumblr is original.

This one is called cispeopletexting and it may be one of the most uneeded blogs I've seen in a while. The mod is a pretentious twat and most of the content on the blog is just transtrenders getting pissy that people won't recognize their snarlgender or posts that are just entirely and obviously faked. The other bit seems to be genuine trans people.(debatably, though. They could be trending "gays for the yaoi", I'm not sure.)
This is the mod of cispeopletexting, which would explain a lot.
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why do these people even go and see mature movies if they gotta warn others of mature content in movies
Because of "muh lesbian waifus!"

I have a pet theory that some of the yaoi fangirls of yesterday are now overcompensating by becoming yuri fangirls, hence their constant outrage when their lesbian waifus die or get hurt.
 
Oh no i totally got you. I think it's the fact that he's a supposed "professional" (despite working for Buzzfeed lmao) and his comics are the epitome of lazy. I dont' wanna hyper sperg about art but that summer expectation comic is really lazy in itself. It's literally the same set up despite the art getting better i will admit. It would have been a little funnier if he changed up the scenario instead of literally copy/paste beach and then vidya on the couch with a fan. It makes him look extremely lazy and feels like he puts in no effort to be funny or even professional. Recycling jokes is ok if you don't copy the same shit like that (sorry if i sound repetitive. Describing things like this is hard for me to do eloquently).



Yeah this shit isn't even funny. What would make this better is if the cats were different Rhianna get ups and the puns weren't fucking terrible. They feel like he sat there and thought for hours and jotted down the first thing that came to his mind. That and the cat doesn't fucking change it's expression so it's p creepy, whoops.

I'm sure you guys recognize this comic because it made it's rounds on dumblr:

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Other than the same face, the biggest reason why this shit isn't funny is that one little text bubble in the first panel. The delivery would have been eons better if he didn't mention it was donut day. Just leave it as is and then the lead up to the loss style last panel would legit be chuckle worthy. Adam strikes me as a person who thinks his audience is two steps from re.tarded so he HAS to explain the joke and subsequently ruins it at the same time making this one of the few unfunny loss edits. He's not good at jokes and at best his art is ok. He's just got a high horse because he works for Memefeed.

oops i sperged...
my bad.

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I dunno, I've gotten a kick out of this little kerfuffle.
 
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