Random Tumblr posts

[Papa Nier]

When you're so desperate for validation that you tell your boss you can't take a shit at work unless there's a *~gender-inclusive~* sticker on the bathroom door.

I'd ask why these people can't just pick a bathroom and go, but of course that would mean they'd have to shackle themselves down with an actual gender identity. I feel sorry for the boss. They probably had no idea what the fuck this person was talking about and still tried to please them to the best of their understanding.

 

[fishercat]

Wait, does that mean only lesbian and gay people can use the bathrooms? I don't understand what those doors mean.

 

[HY 140]

I'm confused what are these symbols supposed to mean....

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Wait, does that mean only lesbian and gay people can use the bathrooms? I don't understand what those doors mean.

It means you can only go with a friend, and you have to have sex with them while you're there.

 

[Haltmann]

I thought of this, but then I remember seeing posts on Tumblr praising how deep this is.

 

[HY 140]

I thought of this, but then I remember seeing posts on Tumblr praising how deep this is.

Tumblr: where a simple joke in a kids cartoon is overanalzyed and is thought of being deep social commentary

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

Tumblr: where a simple joke in a kids cartoon is overanalzyed and is thought of being deep social commentary

Ooooooooor, the one on the right is a pregnant lady and the one on the left is a dude with a really muscular upper body and a really thick dick, as seen from directly in front.

 

[lariumdreams]

Fucking tumblr. The 'tism is eye-meltingly strong in this one. Pics in case the moron deletes.

http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.c...public-school-is-a-goddamn-disater-part-2-the

 

[fishercat]

Fucking tumblr. The 'tism is eye-meltingly strong in this one. Pics in case the moron deletes.

http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.c...public-school-is-a-goddamn-disater-part-2-the

On the list of things that never happened, this never happened the most.

 

[Meowthkip]

Fucking tumblr. The 'tism is eye-meltingly strong in this one. Pics in case the moron deletes.

http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.c...public-school-is-a-goddamn-disater-part-2-the

I feel like there are little crumbs of truth in this, but the vast majority of it is grossly exaggerated.

... But I guess we'll never really know for sure.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What's the point of this? You don't even have to make up bullshit to explain why the public school system is flawed.

 

[fishercat]

It's nowhere near as entertaining as this greentext. Probably because the greentext doesn't have the "ew boys are icky" tone.

 

[friedshrimp]

Tumblr sperging over a character from a play they've never seen who does nothing but goes crazy and dies.

This is the Spider-Gwen bs all over again.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Fucking tumblr. The 'tism is eye-meltingly strong in this one. Pics in case the moron deletes.

http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.c...public-school-is-a-goddamn-disater-part-2-the

I can tell this is bullshit because what high school, in this century, has a German class?

Still, I honestly want to believe the story about the guy who was masturbating in peanut butter and the other guy who had a snake fetish.

Tumblr sperging over a character from a play they've never seen who does nothing but goes crazy and dies.

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This is the Spider-Gwen bs all over again.

So how they gonna make this work?

 

[Smarmy]

I can tell this is bullshit because what high school, in this century, has a German class?

Mine had French, Spanish, and German. What do all your convoluted, hoighty-toighty high schools have?

 

[fishercat]

Mine had Latin. German's not that weird.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Mine had French, Spanish, and German. What do all your convoluted, hoighty-toighty high schools have?

Must be my high-school experience then. I never had anything but Spanish, and no one I ever knew had anything else - Chinese, maybe, but that's it. (A lot of people I knew were interested in learning French or German, but we never got the chance. Those that learned it learned it in college.)

I guess this means I can still want to believe the story, then.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

This is the Spider-Gwen bs all over again.

Spider-Gwen is decent, but tumblr ruins decent things.

So how they gonna make this work?

Probably just write some extra drama the expand on why Ophelia is depressed. Probably make Polonius more of an asshole. Probably sprinkle a little lesbian spice to appeal to the wlw crowd. Ain't hard.

 

[neverendingmidi]

My high school had Spanish, French, German, and Japanese. Maybe Latin as well.

I think the Japanese was just because there were a lot of Japanese nationals due to a big auto factory nearby.

 

[HY 140]

watch as it turns out to suck