Random Tumblr posts

[Warden]

At the risk of turning a joke post into a serious debate, I think toddler harnesses are a great idea. Little kids are great at vanishing given the slightest opportunity.

Well yeah, you're entirely correct, if the situation calls for it. A leashed harness was a godsend for my relative's active toddler in Manhattan. People knee-jerk against leashes for children because they can't handle that their precious angel is still an animal that needs protection. I could spend a long time explaining but I'm sure you already understand their poor logic. It's a weirdly specific thing I've always felt strongly about.

Also hello, this is my first post and I'm excited to be here.

 

[ViolentGiant]

http://mlpbible.tumblr.com/

Spoiler: Pray right or God won't give you the stuff you want -bible

Still the best pony.

 

[Meowthkip]

http://mlpbible.tumblr.com/

Spoiler: Pray right or God won't give you the stuff you want -bible

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Still the best pony.

Ballpit needs more non-SJW weirdos like this.

Also I love this, thank you for exposing me to Jesus Horses.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

So recently, people in the Carmilla fandom are getting outraged over an in-character tweet. Carmilla is a webseries adaptation of the vampire novel which uses the lonelygirl webcam format to tell its story in a modern way. It's very popular with the Tumblrs. Anyway, the vampire has a twitter account and she made a tweet jokingly calling another character an 'imp with OCD'. Now everyone is OUTRAGED by this casual ABLEISM!!!

Spoiler: ableist!!!!!

 

[Ron Paul 2024]

Yet another data point to show that you don't want SJWs as your fans.

 

[Rin]

Isn't Carmilla supposed to be a rapey lesbian vampire? Why would they expect her to care about that kind of thing?

 

[Meowthkip]

Isn't Carmilla supposed to be a rapey lesbian vampire? Why would they expect her to care about that kind of thing?

Rape is okay if you're a lesbian. Tumblr told me so.

 

[A.Shitposter]

I would like the female train please.

 

[Funnybone]

http://mlpbible.tumblr.com/

Spoiler: Pray right or God won't give you the stuff you want -bible

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Still the best pony.

This blog is a gold mine
I love weird pony shit, it's fucking hysterical.

so is Applejack God

 

[Rogowski]

So was the Japanese tortoisekin/x-tung/weary-trung blog ever revealed to be a troll? Because it just popped up in my dashboard and it seems obvious to me.

http://weary-trung.tumblr.com/post/119626950739/jenn-here-sigh-kitty-is-mad-at-me-because-I
http://weary-trung.tumblr.com/post/119628096639/badblackboysposts-badblackboysposts


(2nd one is extremely NSFW btw)

 

[Hodor]

I'm having a panic attack... But first let me take a selfie!

The backlash to that scene on tumblr was fucking hilarious.

Spoiler: Season 5 spoilers

It's fucking Ramsey Bolton. He has shown himself to be nothing but a sick, sick bastard who gets his fun by being a murderous brute who likes torturing people. If you were expecting something not horrible, you haven't been watching the same show.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Spoiler

Brother, a cis-male cannot revoke consent ever, but a woman can even months after the fact.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Has this been posted here yet? Because I think that you'll get a kick out of this blog:

http://wtfsocialjustice.tumblr.com

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

This blog is a gold mine
I love weird pony shit, it's fucking hysterical.
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so is Applejack God

Bible teachers often compare scripture to fandom to help people understand it better. It's...hit-or-miss. I had to make a lot of similar connections in middle school English; I know these things.

 

[Gentleman of Entropy]

John 11:35 Jesus wept.

 

[Positron]

I would like the female train please.

Trains are always male, at least in French

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Not a specific Tumblr post, but something I noticed. Has anyone else noticed that a lot of Tumblrina URLs follow a certain pattern? They start by picking some special snowflake gender or self-diagnosed neurological condition, and then they follow it by the name of whatever character they're most obsessed with. And it doesn't matter if it makes sense for the character or not; they'll still insist that whatever character they've picked is trans/autistic/BPD/asexual/whatever. Just today, I found one blog with the URL "nonbinaryvictorzsasz". For those not familiar with the Batman comics, this is Victor Zsasz:

Spoiler

 

[StanCommodore]

Not a specific Tumblr post, but something I noticed. Has anyone else noticed that a lot of Tumblrina URLs follow a certain pattern? They start by picking some special snowflake gender or self-diagnosed neurological condition, and then they follow it by the name of whatever character they're most obsessed with. And it doesn't matter if it makes sense for the character or not; they'll still insist that whatever character they've picked is trans/autistic/BPD/asexual/whatever. Just today, I found one blog with the URL "nonbinaryvictorzsasz". For those not familiar with the Batman comics, this is Victor Zsasz:

Spoiler

I am strongly tempted to make a blog with a URL like that, except with an actual physical illness like mumps or typhoid fever instead of a personality disorder. Then when people start ragging on me for trivializing mental illnesses/gender identity, I'll act a simpleton and claim that I get sick a lot and just wanted to fit in.

 

[Gentleman of Entropy]

Ramsay Snow's message to Tumblrinas who were triggered by him:

 

[Guzzlord]

people trying to apologize their shitty asshole behavior with their mental illnesses make my blood boil and tumblr just loves doing that!