Ron Paul 2024
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Random Tumblr posts
- Thread starter x.eight.six.systems
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This is one of my favorite Tumblr posts ever. It's so illogical and implausible in so many different ways. Why is this random guy explicitly going to kill her instead of robbing her or something? Is he a serial killer? Why would he slit her wrists instead of her throat? That's very inefficient, not to mention that the only time wrist-cutting happens is during suicide. And why does this serial killer/mugger/rapist/criminal give a shit about your self-harming? He seemed pretty intent on killing you, albeit in a very inefficient way. Is this a Lifetime movie or something? And what happened after that? Did he escort you home after he attempted to murder you? Where are you now? What's happening?
But then again, all of these questions are invalid because this post 110% happened in real life.
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For fuck's sake. That's almost as implausible as This is Thin Privilege's stories, with everyone skinny insulting them all the time because they're fat but a handsome guy coming and falling in love with them.
This is one of my favorite Tumblr posts ever. It's so illogical and implausible in so many different ways. Why is this random guy explicitly going to kill her instead of robbing her or something? Is he a serial killer? Why would he slit her wrists instead of her throat? That's very inefficient, not to mention that the only time wrist-cutting happens is during suicide. And why does this serial killer/mugger/rapist/criminal give a shit about your self-harming? He seemed pretty intent on killing you, albeit in a very inefficient way. Is this a Lifetime movie or something? And what happened after that? Did he escort you home after he attempted to murder you? Where are you now? What's happening?
But then again, all of these questions are invalid because this post 110% happened in real life.
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Gothicserpent
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So assuming they're telling the truth, which they're not, let's be honest, what do you think actually could have happened? My money is that the store owner joked to one of his employees, something like "hah, don't be a tranny", and Miss Tumblrina got so upset that she quit.
If that story actually happened. Which it didn't. You don't just quit a job.
If that story actually happened. Which it didn't. You don't just quit a job.
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KNIFE GUY: (starts sobbing) I...I...had a sister...she was a cutter like you....
GIRL: Huh?
KNIFE GUY: She...she... was walking home late one night...A guy with ....a knife... came and said he's going to kill her... and they did...
GIRL: That's so horrible! I'm sorry.
KNIFE GUY: That's why I won't let something like that happen again. Lady, may I walk you home?
GIRL: Wow, thanks so much.
KNIFE GUY: You look sort of like my sister too. Would you tell me your name?
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I shouldn't have to tell you this but if you're playing a game online with people where there are guns and helicopters you WILL get shot at. Don't get mad at them for playing how they want.
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One of the main points of GTA is stealing vehicles and killing people. One of the main points of playing Tetris is making blocks into lines. This is like if I got upset at Tetris for ending the game when my goal was to make the tallest tower possible.
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I don't mind him not playing GTA as intended. I mean, some people do pacifist runs of the Fallout games. Some people use WoW to roleplay. Some people play the Sims to steal vehicles and kill people. But whining because other people do want to play the game as intended, including the PvP aspects of it, is just immature (though to be fair, I can kind of understand his point if they're camping his corpse or something).
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I'd probably kill someone doing that, too. Not out of rage, but because someone who is doing that wants a challenge. Might as well make it as challenging as possible.
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Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
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Love and support the women in your life, unless they aren't a feminist, then they are shit.
Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
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Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
Lesbolution uses gal pals.
Lesbolution confirmed for Chris.
Also, telling straight women to be celibate goes against feminism because it's a form of control.
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When you're going to go so far in your feminism that you deliberately spend most of your time only with women, only acknowledge and treat with respect other women, only listen to women, and only have sex with women, you might as well just call yourself a "female separatist" and live in an enclave.
Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
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A number of these ideas aren't so bad, but you're right.
Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
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Even the less crazy ideas on the post, such as "value female friendships" or "listen to the wisdom of your female elders," aren't very good when you realize that the poster probably wants women to do the exact opposite when males are involved.
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Why is the feminism on tumblr really creepy and ironically misogynistic? I see posts like "Girls, have you considered having sex or dating girls instead ew gross straight white male fuckboys?" I don't like how women should be lesbians in the name of feminism is not seen as gross and predatory.
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So, if I'm understanding this, the feminist strategy for bringing about change is to have all women everywhere withhold sex until they get what they want.
Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.
I could make about a billion jokes right now, but honestly, what more's to be said?
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That's probably the most patronizing and insulting thing I have read all day. What do you wanna bet that the types who push political lesbianism get all buttmad and whiny the minute a straight gal friendzones them?
Yes, celibacy from those gross icky straight man dicks.