Random Tumblr posts

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

How is your relationship platonic when you're fucking each other?

I see the difference as being that you don't have the same emotional attachment as you would in a relationship.

 

[pickledance]

Trans-zodiac is what got me.

 

[characterlimit]

That looks like a troll to me.

 

[Pina Colada]

What's so sweet about a figure of speech, though?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That looks like a troll to me.

The sad thing is that these days you can never be sure either way.

Not exactly something on tumblr(since no one seems to be defending it), but here you go.

Link to the article/list.

 

[fishercat]

God bless you, Steven Universe fans.

Also, I checked out that kid's blog, and one of the first posts I saw was of them talking about Assigned Male level shit like "boy vaginas." Gross.

EDIT: I just saw that they claim to be "demi-romantic" which means that they won't fall in love until they know someone really well first. Which is generally how romance tends to work.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Not exactly something on tumblr(since no one seems to be defending it), but here you go.

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Link to the article/list.

Almost sixty thousand notes and no one bothering to point out it's the fucking Onion.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

I return and find this?

Congratulations, Dumblr.

EDIT-
I found this earlier.

http://slowrobot.com/i/75364

At least the comments in the link call out this nonsense.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

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Trans-zodiac is what got me.

Only on tumblr can you have autism and Asperger's at the same time.

 

[AnOminous]

Almost sixty thousand notes and no one bothering to point out it's the fucking Onion.

I remember back when I and left wing friends would make fun of right wing idiots too stupid to recognize obvious sarcasm who would fall for articles in The Onion and take them seriously.

This was not that long ago.

And most of these were fucking old people, the kind of relatives you have in your family who used to forward emails from AOL. They had the excuse of being old and new to the Internet.

And now, even most of these old loons have figured out not everything they get in email is true. Some of them even check Snopes now.

Now, it's fucking kids who grew up on the goddamn Internet too fucking dumb to realize most of it is utter bullshit. And they are a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

It's depressing.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

 

[cukurcuka]

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God bless you, Steven Universe fans.

Also, I checked out that kid's blog, and one of the first posts I saw was of them talking about Assigned Male level shit like "boy vaginas." Gross.

EDIT: I just saw that they claim to be "demi-romantic" which means that they won't fall in love until they know someone really well first. Which is generally how romance tends to work.

just a note, a fun fact :^)

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Actually, I'm totally fine with this. Since they're made of harder stuff, let's ship these people to Fallujah and bring the weak patriarchal cishet soldiers home. We'll pick them up after a full tour of duty there and then we can discuss who's tough and who isn't.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

...I hate my gender now.

 

[vertexwindi]

Don't worry, I still love you.

I knew someone with BPD. It was hell.

 

[Fiddleford]

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Trans-zodiac is what got me.

This is absolutely a troll. They're trying way too hard. It basically gets a check on every spot on the "fake tumblr user" bingo card.

 

[kidsquid]

Don't worry, I still love you.

I knew someone with BPD. It was hell.

Ah yes, because cutting out someone who is having an affect on your mental health, or whatever, is abuse. People don't fucking need a reason to give you the cold shoulder. Grow the fuck up, you probably don't even have BPD.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

what is their obsession with BPD and DID specifically? BPD is a damaging disorder to have and those who share some traits with them even hate it. Why bother pretending you have it?
were tumblrites so bad at roleplaying that the only way they'd ever get any RPing done was to do it with themselves and call it their headmates?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

what is their obsession with BPD and DID specifically? BPD is a damaging disorder to have and those who share some traits with them even hate it. Why bother pretending you have it?
were tumblrites so bad at roleplaying that the only way they'd ever get any RPing done was to do it with themselves and call it their headmates?

Because antisocial assholes are edgy

 

[Smarmy]

what is their obsession with BPD and DID specifically? BPD is a damaging disorder to have and those who share some traits with them even hate it. Why bother pretending you have it?
were tumblrites so bad at roleplaying that the only way they'd ever get any RPing done was to do it with themselves and call it their headmates?

Tumblr seems to go through phases of what mental illness they all collectively have. I think autism came first (and then never left), then depression/anxiety, and then once people got sick of not being unique enough to get special depression asspats, they moved onto BPD. Eventually they'll get bored of BPD and move onto something else. If the tags are any indicator, the next big one might be Histrionic Personality Disorder. A lot of people in that tag claim to have it in addition to BPD.