Random Tumblr posts

[ActualKiwi]

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of using the obvious joke.

...whelp.

Spoiler: I'd like to preface this... (NSFW)

 

[Fiddleford]

...whelp.

Spoiler: I'd like to preface this...

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448 notes.
I need a drink

 

[ActualKiwi]

448 notes.
I need a drink

448 notes for that single post, and there's an entire tumblr of that stuff..

 

[Tame Sake]

I think I need to financially support this site after my vacation for the sole purpose of being able to label that as Horrifying, AK.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Women are above rape guys.

Since when? That reminds me of some lady who said women can't rape other women. No means no for both sexes.

Spoiler: NSFW

Can't Loki change his own sex and gender...?

 

[Shokew]

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Didn't "headcanons" start out as just fan theories and interpretations about what was already going on in the show/movie/book? When did it turn into whatever terrifying alternate dimension their subnormal brain can conceive for these characters?

It's because of people like this that I would rather watch people chimp out over radio, instead. Thanks, Tumblrfucks - you've helped me to see the light... And I still hate you for it, ruining my enjoyment of autistic things I otherwise enjoy and respect like cartoons with your BS... UGH.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Loki was a trickster, though. Wouldn't he give you what you didn't want?

Always remember: Even the most evil or douchy of character will melt like butter around their true and honest perfect girlfriend uwu

...whelp.

Spoiler: I'd like to preface this... (NSFW)

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Jesus fuckin Christ... How fucked do you have to be to look at an animal like that...

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm just gonna leave this here:
http://ask-islamashy.tumblr.com/

Ponies did 9/11

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

People don't get their dogs fixed to stop their sexual urges, they get their dogs fixed so there aren't thousands of unwanted puppies being put down every day.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

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The art's good, but why the fuck did they censor Jared Padalecki's name

Tumblr has betrayed the old fandoms, too triggering

To pay for his sins Satan forces poor Milton to spend all of eternity watching the stock market rise and fall. He is tied to a chair, unable to look away even for a second.

Pray for him.

Dear Milton, eternity shall be over soon enough... <3

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I'm not even tranny and I feel patronized.

I'm tranny in the other direction and I feel the patronizing tone too.

 

[Big_Boss]

People don't get their dogs fixed to stop their sexual urges, they get their dogs fixed so there aren't thousands of unwanted puppies being put down every day.

A lot of dogs are also easier to control when they're fixed too, some have real behavior issues. My dog became so much easier to handle after he got fixed.

FIX YOUR GODDAMN DOGS

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

What sort of person looks at their dog and thinks of the creature's sexual urges?

 

[kidsquid]

The boy with turrets.

or

 

[Fiddleford]

Was gonna put this in the asexual thread but it's too good

cishet gays

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Was gonna put this in the asexual thread but it's too good

cishet gays

Nothing means anything anymore.

 

[soliloquyR]

Spoiler: The farms failed to notify me of the past 10 pages. TW: LONG POST.

Wow! I love how we get such glowing reviews from the people/groups that deserve to be mocked here.
Yup, calling stupid people stupid = "TWANSPHOBIAAAAAAAAAAAA"!

Doesn't matter much, I don't think. People accidentally post trolls all the time.

Spoiler: Content

May or may not be a troll submission, but this blog is dead serious.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why are they determining the sexuality of a 9 year old?

This is totally not fetishizing. Nope.

Yup, lesbians don't have control over their feels at all! They are loving angelic creatures that love each other in loving hot lesbian love. If a lesbian started the Third Reich, it would be because of straight white cis men!
It's not like they have the highest domestic abuse ratio or anything.

Also, what the fuck does "TERF" mean anymore? I thought it meant "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist", not "Person who disagrees with me".

Does Takashi deserve a thread?

Nah, he's just a major salt-spring.

Spoiler: self loathing for feminism!

Spoiler: don't ever disagree with me ever

Spoiler: "one-dimensional" sounds about right

Spoiler: I'm sure the rampant homophobia in the middle east and africa have nothing to do with this

Spoiler: pay me for my worthless opinions

3rd post - "Wahh! My professor is a rational thinking person who knows that reality is a giant grey area and that not everything is a black or white issue!"

Tumblr really support that whole ideal that "the moment this person is mean to you dump their ass" and in a way that is way more "toxic" than anything else. Everybody commits mistakes, some times they may not agree with you, does that mean you're gonna dump this one person who's a close friend just because they couldn't go out with you that one time? You'll lose friends quickly with that attitude.

Don't forget that Tumblrinas are high schoolers or college kids.

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This has been sitting on my phone for awhile.

Tumblr is blue! This HAS to be a troll unless they never check the homepage.

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Neo pronouns and art drawn with kid crayons.

This shit sent me laughing like a maniac for a good 20 minutes.

Spoiler: Poes law in action

When someone spouts, "I"m mentally ill" 24/7, they aren't mentally ill.

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BREAKING: Markiplier Gets A Girlfriend, Doesn't Immediately Tell Fans.

Pandemonium has broken loose on tumblr today after no one asked them. Sources tell us that famous youtube personality, Markiplier, has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a lady friend without explicit permission from his fan base. Furthermore, it would appear that Markiplier doesn't quite understand how to balance his fame with his private life. This has led to many boo boos and sour grapes as delusional young women grapple with the reality that senpai will never notice them.
"You can't tell me now they're not living together." remarks one user, emotionally distraught at the thought that a couple in their twenties might live together.
"How else will she get her Korean flavored cream?" is the response another user had. Said user is believed to be a virgin, and is currently on the market for a new name for her favorite Bad Dragon dildo.

For more information, please check out this entire fucking blog dedicated to being salty about him getting a girlfriend.

Holy shit, these women are in their teens to 20s.

Spoiler: She blinded me with Tumblr!

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Spoiler: Hurl Talk

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Spoiler: Who's the real motor mouth?

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Spoiler: Who's the real motor mouth?

"Those damn dirty MEN took away all of the boyfriend-free girls! I HATE MEN except me and my father of course."

 

[kidsquid]

Spoiler: Long and autistic

 

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

I wasn't sure if I should put this in the furry thread or here but since it's heavily advertised on tumblr, I'm just gonna put it here. Furry gaia online launched beta today and it's already gotten infected http://furvilla.com/forums/thread/566-otherkinfictionkin

 

[RM 810]

Spoiler: Long and autistic

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I have actually heard people saying trans-ceiver in real life. But spotting trannies is usually easier than spotting whatever random sexuality tumblr's come up with today.

 

[Calling]

I wasn't sure if I should put this in the furry thread or here but since it's heavily advertised on tumblr, I'm just gonna put it here. Furry gaia online launched beta today and it's already gotten infected http://furvilla.com/forums/thread/566-otherkinfictionkin

Don't forget http://www.furvilla.com/forums/thread/503-mentally-ill-folk and http://www.furvilla.com/forums/thread/562-nb-furriends and all the Steven Universe/Overwatch/FNAF/Sonic/whatever fanthreads that have popped up. It's already become tranny hell.

Edit: http://www.furvilla.com/forums/thread/607-any-therians I need to link this too because I started laughing at this:

I'm a stoat, though I don't tend to talk about it much any more except in therian-centric communities. Seems to make people kind of upset, non-otherkin and non-therian furries especially - for some people, it hits this sensitive spot of "making other furries look crazy" D: