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Nothing politically askew this time, I just felt like reeling on the inside once this reminded me that lets-play fandoms exist.
 
Meowthkip said:
That was back in 2009, when people on Tumblr didn't feel any shame about being chasers. She mostly got blowback years later, when that was no longer acceptable.
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True, and honestly she's just gotten more lol-worthy over the years. I'm on my desktop so I can actually provide examples.

You think Glitched Puppet's comic is bad and drowning in magenta? OJST is completely pink and has some wonderful expressions and A+ art.
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First off, the way she talks about sex is like she's talking to a five year-old. Her reasoning is trying to 'normalize' sex, but it just comes off as completely autistic and like she's trying to teach a group of special education children about how to make babies. The best, and most often cited, example of this is the 'Anal Safety Snails' in which she tries to teach people about anal sex using snails ass-fucking each other for no reason other than it being cute and quirky.
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Other reasons Erika is widely made fun of/hated include
There was also an entire DAR (pre OJST) comic where she talked about how uncomfortable wearing a packer was, so she'd let it hang out of her pants in public, but only if her husband agreed to do the same with his dick.

Plus, ya'll missed some of the best parts of the cuck comic.
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my personal favorite is the former, for obvious reasons
So, the cuck comic is just the tip of the iceberg of a cesspool of horrible sexual education written at a fifth grade level. Erika is a bit of a shitty person and a bad artist, too.

Also, to make matters worse, GP/PK made a guest comic for it : )
 
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just saw a post heavily implying it's antisemitic for christians to cite from the old testament because "the old testament/torah belongs to jews, you have nothing to do with it so leave it alone"

I'm not religious or anything but the old testament is still part of the bible, so practicing your religion at all is antisemitic now?

edit: archived it bc I'm too lazy to screen and edit and stuff: https://archive.is/6g1XT
 
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Meowthkip said:
That was back in 2009, when people on Tumblr didn't feel any shame about being chasers. She mostly got blowback years later, when that was no longer acceptable.
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So all you have to do to end up a social justice outcast is start out today spewing whatever bullshit is au courant among these psychos, then wait five years until they decide it is now problematic.
 
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beansntoast said:
just saw a post heavily implying it's antisemitic for christians to cite from the old testament because "the old testament/torah belongs to jews, you have nothing to do with it so leave it alone"

I'm not religious or anything but the old testament is still part of bible, so practicing your religion at all is antisemitic now?

edit: archived it bc I'm too lazy to screen and edit and stuff: https://archive.is/6g1XT
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Oh yes. Actually acknowledging the historical basis and context of one's religion violates the Tumblr social contract. Religious people are supposed to be uneducated, ignorant, hypocritical, and hateful toward anyone even slightly different from ourselves for no good reason, and it is a crime when we refuse to live in that tiny little box.

I mean, do you not understand how hard it is to dehumanize religious people when they keep acting like humans instead of monsters? Gah.

(Edited to reflect exactly who is meant to be dehumanized.)
 
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Vorhtbame said:
Oh yes. Actually acknowledging the historical basis and context of one's religion violates the Tumblr social contract. Religious people are supposed to be uneducated, ignorant, hypocritical, and hateful toward anyone even slightly different from ourselves for no good reason, and it is a crime when we refuse to live in that tiny little box.

I mean, do you not understand how hard it is to dehumanize others when they keep acting like humans instead of monsters? Gah.
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People do it all the time anyway. You just have to ignore every time they don't fit the narrative.
 
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Gym Leader Elesa said:
"Catholics and Christians"

How does a Catholic blog fuck that up? Those aren't separate things.
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Actually, Protestants are everyone else but Catholics. Everyone believes their christian religion is the true one, but Catholics came first and Protestants came after. So naturally, Catholics are going to be put in their own special corner.
 
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2_blank_spaces said:
Actually, Protestants are everyone else but Catholics. Everyone believes their christian religion is the true one, but Catholics came first and Protestants came after. So naturally, Catholics are going to be put in their own special corner.
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They've improved a bit, not long ago it would be Catholics and heretics who will rot in Hell.
 
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Nothing says "toxic shock syndrome free" like shoving a dead sea creature up your vag and then reusing it.
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Menstrual sponges are horrible for a whole host of reasons.
  1. FDA studies found the sponges can contain grit, sand, bacteria, mold, and yeast. Because of this these sponges are not allowed to be marketed as tampons or for menstrual use.
  2. Bits of the sponge can break off inside you, leading to infection.
  3. Sponges are havens for bacteria because they are porous and absorbent. Even if you spend all day cleaning them out, the bacteria will come crawling back once you put that damp sponge down to dry. They'll stow away in all the microscopic nooks and crannies and multiply. There's a reason dish sponges are some of the most germ-ridden things known to man. So even if you somehow manage to find a completely sterile sponge it won't stay that way if you try to reuse it.
  4. It's a dead animal. What is wrong with you.
  5. Look at this guy.
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This is a hawksbill turtle. Isn't he cute? He's also critically endangered. He and his hawksbill brethren need all the help they can get to survive. His absolute favorite food in the whole world is sea sponges. They make up 90-95% of his diet. If he and his turtle friends die out, the sponges could grow out of control and destroy coral reefs.
Are you gonna take away a meal from this poor guy and ruin gorgeous coral reefs just so you can soak up some period blood?
Save the turtles. Save the reefs. Save our oceans. Don't shove sea sponges up your vagina.
Plus, ya'll missed some of the best parts of the cuck comic.
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my personal favorite is the former, for obvious reasons
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The parodies for this comic are fucking hilarious.
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2_blank_spaces said:
Actually, Protestants are everyone else but Catholics. Everyone believes their christian religion is the true one, but Catholics came first and Protestants came after. So naturally, Catholics are going to be put in their own special corner.
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That doesn't count the Orthodox, or the Assyrians, Armenians, etc who are definitely not Protestants, especially under Catholic doctrine which deals with them separately. The wording isn't usually used for that in any case. Almost always, it's a condemnations of the "Catholics as pagans" by Protestants.
 
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