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I think they're just throwing around all these terms now
 
My favorite part is the beginning of that post, which went:
"My Dad will be 64 this autumn. My Dad is a die-hard Republican. My Dad was a Southern Baptist pastor for nearly 30 years. And my Dad is a Sherlock fan."
And then later, it goes:
"Don’t fret that the press “has yet to discover” the “subtext” inherent in Sherlock. Don’t fret that the creators and the actors still deny it. Because if my Dad can see it, then it’s crystal clear. My almost-64-yr-old-Dad ships Johnlock. My SOUTHERN BAPTIST PASTOR Dad ships Johnlock.

To the point that he internalized change in his thinking about same-sex relationships, and happily accepted my (rather abrupt) coming out."

That totally happened. Sure.
 
It's not often I see a 100% truth failure.

A conservative pastor would probably send your arse to a bible camp to stamp the sin out of you or some other method. Once you attain majority and he realizes that said methods didn't work, you would be cut off and be relatively unable to maintain this dumb fake lifestyle you have online barring parasitism.
 
Oooor people could ignore you for hours and just drive past you, leaving you standing by the side of the road like the idiot you are. Just a thought.
That's also the fault of Patriarchy. To see a solitary, helpless woman stranded in the middle of nowhere so some of their Patriarchy brethren can rape her.
 
I wanna know what all those '...' are replacing.
ETA:
@Slam_Jam will you please explain how the fuck that was a-logging? The use of ellipses implies things are being omitted.


Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are... soulmates.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are going to hell for being soulmates.

Over my years as a pastor, I've seen couples get married.. And Couples get divorced.. It happens.

Over my years as a pastor, I've seen couples get married. I even spend many lonely hours watching them through a bedroom window. And Couples get divorced. But still no gal-pals. It happens.

"Just... be happy."

"Just know that when satan is buttsexing you for being the queer. i will be in heaven, and i will be happy"
 
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"Manipulating people and taking advantage of their kindness doesn't mean I'm a sociopath, it means I'm fighting the patrarchy! Yay, feminism!"
the thought of men i know staring at me makes me piss myself
but letting someone who just happened to drive by finger rape my car, that's fine.
inb4 people start doing this irl, and being told they need to buy a new part. and much whining of THE PATRIARCY MADE ME BUY PARTS
 
I can because I'm able to use my eyes and brain to tell faces and names apart, you could totally put in a guy like Steve Buscemi and your point would still be dull because 'everyman' is not going to stop being a character type and there are only so many ways for a dude to style his hair when most big events have designated stylists.

You aren't being progressive by pointing out that these dudes look similar, most humans look similar. Shut up.
I'm pretty sure the entire photoset is Bloodgarhm Carbunkle's face morphed together with other actor's faces, and that the point of the post is to guess which actor Benjamin Crumblesnangle's been melded with.
 
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