Here's how this is going to work. You will refresh on this page 3 times.
Refresh #1 random.txt represents your past.
Refresh #2 represents your present.
Refresh #3 represents your future.
I'll start.
Past: ”no matter how old you are stumbling upon a guy who is a cum terrorist is weird”
Present: ”The fuck is wrong with his balls?”
Future: ”So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me.”
Past: ”I'm running out of vaginas.”
Present: "kiwifarms.net, you win. You're going to get what you've wanted. Another tranny grave to piss on.”
Future: “[Encyclopedia Dramatica] was my job for almost a decade.”
Past: Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra!
Present: “Every time I consider doing some furry porn and sharing it out someone reminds me that Kiwi Farms exists.”
Future: ”Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website”
Past: “No, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina” Why did I just read this with Null's funny voice? Present: “Fuck you. First of all this was the week before I started doing meth.” Somehow the present became the future. Future: ”Kiwifarms basically took advantage of a very vunerable mentally ill person I knew on Facebook and turned her into a nazi” The influence of the Kiwi Farms know no bounds...
Past: “It is tragic that I had to lose my virginity to a semi retarded mute girl who wasn't my girlfriend and didn't like me who I ended up never seeing again”
Present: "kiwifarms.net, you win. You're going to get what you've wanted. Another tranny grave to piss on.”
Future: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE”
It probably is more accurate than a newspaper horoscope, you're right. Though for legal reasons I would like to state that I did not in fact lose my virginity to a semi retarded mute girl.
Past: “God, you fucking dullards. You khaki clad chads.“
Present: “OBVIOUSLY this ended in a late night call to the Trans Lifeline.”
Future: ”I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.”
Unfortunate horoscope, but I think the story arc of "I was offended, so I called the Dilation Department and then considered suicide." is funny.
”Very Boring, One-Horse Town”
”What if Chris bought a pint of tard cum?”
”Are you that desperate for people to agree with you that you took it to a stalker forum”
Past: ”She's the only car I've gotten intimate with.”
Present: ”melanin directly communicates with cosmic energy”
Future: “I had McDonalds and now I feel good. Things are going to be ok I think.”
#1: There was no reason in Hell for you to post on Kiwifarms. Nothing good could come of it.
#2: I've learned that you cannot hide your faggotry from the internet and KF is an expert site at digging up your shit so it's better to take it now then when it's a lunch money at your door calling you a dumb cunt along the way
#3: Dead Niggo Storage
“Kiwi Farms is now lying about my dick being circumcised. It’s not. Circumcision is Satanic.”“Kiwi Farms is now lying about my dick being circumcised. It’s not. Circumcision is Satanic.”
“Kiwi Farms is now lying about my dick being circumcised. It’s not. Circumcision is Satanic.”“Kiwi Farms is now lying about my dick being circumcised. It’s not. Circumcision is Satanic.”
”you have been reported I hope the lock your Acct”
tough love from the random quote horoscope today.
