random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KittyGremlin]

Clearly women are the jews of gender.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Here, Plaintiff is anonymously asking the Court to confine a resident of this state for the purpose of getting laughs from his friends.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Lol this Austin Peterson thread is absolute gold.

He's lucky he doesn't get ass because he would have a shit ton of kids because the retard never knows when to pull out.

When you gamble crypto, even when you win you can still lose

 

[Wy4M]

"See, me personally, I’ll tell you to go fuck yourself in a heartbeat. I’m former military and spent more than half a decade in Iraq.
I’d dare you to catch these hands. Ask people who know me IRL — I am quite aggressive. I’ve had to be. That’s how I was made. I can handle you"

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[Aunt Carol]

I've credited those OPs by leaving in the profile pictures they forgot to crop out when they uploaded screenshots.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I just very carefully shaved a majority of the hair off my penis lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

CHINA NUMBAH ONE ENGINEERING SUPAHPOWAH
WE MAKE FLYEEN SAUCAH GO OVAH AMERICAN REEVUH
LIKE WESTERN SHOW MARTY AND RICK

 

[Anonitolia]

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JOSH! I AM NOT GAY, I AM A HETEROSEXUAL, MATE!"

 

[Autistic Joe]

I'd have a much more favorable impression of women if they routinely swallowed my cum.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

When Dumb and Dumberer can't excite you without a handful of Immodium shoved up your ass, are you really living in the first place?

 

[Titty Figurine]

You're a fag and this is the fight I'm picking.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The balls, THE BALLS, look at them!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Never trust an activist. If an activist has to choose between the truth and their cause, they will choose the cause every time.

ANyone who listens to, talks about or defends k-pop should be put on a watch list.

As far as I'm concerned, they should dig him up and shoot him some more. Asshole had it coming and then some.

17. obese defendant believes his marathon time to be accurate and especially disagrees with the accusations of cheating.

He’s (sort of) living proof that some people can lose everything and still double down on their poor life choices.

158 people actually seem to be fully on board with the idea that lesbianism centers around penises because of male troons.

what does he even get out of going to the theater? he can't see things that are right in front of him, he gets upset if someone swears or a woman shows her ankles, and he has the media literacy of a retarded chimp. i guess it's an excuse to stuff his fat face with popcorn and soda.

Chicken skinners are on the level of chicken bleachers. Absolutely deranged

i love me a cool rock as much as the next guy, but that shit isnt consumable, you dont need a new one coming in every month

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You'd think an audience that's pro abortion wouldn't be so fond of pregnant pauses.

We are at the stage where there is a literal Trump Tweet™ for everything.

 

[Spud]

that's a man

In response

There is literally a torrent right here on the farms full of videos of that girl getting every hole of hers destroyed because she wanted to rebel against her rich parents.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

From Übermenschen to Überma'amschen

 

[RACISM]

"See, me personally, I’ll tell you to go fuck yourself in a heartbeat. I’m former military and spent more than half a decade in Iraq.
I’d dare you to catch these hands. Ask people who know me IRL — I am quite aggressive. I’ve had to be. That’s how I was made. I can handle you"

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Instant classic.
I submit this.

I'm in a Discord server with a bunch of tulpa weirdos because it's how I keep up with one of my personal lolcows after he DFE'd and stopped posting vlogs and running his own 8chan board. I also shitpost in this server, and last night I was told by one of the users that they view me as the actual gigachad and will potentially create a tulpa based on me. I am flattered, but also horrified.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Be a rebel, conform to the #1 political party in America makes sense when you remember these guys believe Be a real man, suck a tranny's cock.

He looks like /pol/ in human form at a Magic the Gathering tournament.

 

[Stan]

So how about you go back to the FUCKING LIBRARY and READ A BOOK FOR ONCE EH???

I propose a 7 month Prison Sentence for Child Porn Possession

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I want to hear him say in the Mario voice "You will never be a woman! Wahoo!"