random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[RollingRock2]

"I don't wear diapers, stalker, nor do I wear underwear. I simply don't wear either."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek-torque-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-16849528

 

[Poonocchio]

You don’t hate trannies enough. You think you do, but you don’t.

 

[Lithuophile]

shut fuck up lying Whore that is clearly a SERBIAN family in commercial

 

['Ole Dente]

Be warned of this guy named Chance Wilkins. He’ll jack off on your children.

Wonderful quote from Candall Smith, Cyrax’s ex-girlfriend.

 

[Gentlebastard]

bumbling through life as a completely oblivious retard, forever ignorant of his shortcomings

There's a genuineness and sincerity to his absolute utter retardation that couldn't be replicated by an Artificial Stupidity bot, even if you programmed it to throw in fat-finger spelling errors.

His retarded responses are handmade and there's just something about that that is heartwarming.

He loves us all.

When the urge hits sometimes you just have to reach for some top tier Tomlinson Brand Stupidity. Nothing else quite hits like it, accept no substitutes, and enjoy prison.

Ok I'll give it a read, I'll report anything sus/malware looking or kill myself, whatever comes first.

I know of no evidence for that, but it really pisses him off when anyone says that.

Don't you dare say Richard Prongay is not real! He saver my highly melinated best friend from being killed by some fat psycho wearing a pepperoni print apron!

Dudes are allowed to go around waving their cocks about in front of teenage girls in changing rooms because they “feel like a lady” but this woman isn’t allowed to have her tits out at a swimming pool even though she feels like a man?

Make up your fucking minds.

It shouldn't be a political statement to say "maybe cutting off your dick and carving a hole in your crotch isn't conducive to long-term happiness."

They're like the young Buddha, exposed for the first time to age and sickness and death and finding them unimaginably horrifying, only instead of developing a sophisticated philosophical response to this Ligottian nightmare-world, they just throw a tantrum and demand that SCIENCE!!! go and fix it.

If he had the ability to laugh at himself none of this would have happened to him, but he just such a prideful midwit it is impossible for him.

So I missed that? His dad actually WAS a rodeo clown? And I somehow didn't believe this?

"I don't wear underwear, it don't need it, stalker." What kind of brag is that? What, in his mind, makes it a flex to not wear underwear? How does he believe that this sets him apart from others in a positive way? How does he think that this makes him better than others? Why is he so goddamn fat?

It's fucking over, the tits have fallen, millions must sag.

It's ok that each of your 60 lbs boobs slap against the bottom of your fupa as you waddle down the Walmart snack cake aisle. You are beautiful.

Love your country, shoot a journalist.

The Left can't stained glass.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do

If I was your real dad I would be pimping you out to degenerate Troons so you could pay for your own smack.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm going to give this thread a break, let me know when we're done talking about eating shit.

 

[Sprate Header]

r/ChurchOfBBC (now banned)

 

[NoReturn]

Japan is in some sort of Children of Men situation

 

[Aunt Carol]

african people are nice if you don't count the tire necklace machete guys

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

So in your opinion, should all sex acts that aren't penis in vagina be banned?

 

[Stan]

Burning down the sausage factories

 

[Hepativore]

> at this point in time, I was aware that my labia that died

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone on kiwi farms is retarded.

 

[Titty Figurine]

kill self by throw off roof please, merry break your neck on road

¡i think he make erection when record mouse utopia...... this is well poison for spread video to normal person!

People don't shoplift hair products from Walmart because they are mentally healthy and have excellent coping skills

Tim pool has an opinion.

 

[Seafarer]

As annoying as it is that Android Raptor is a broken record with 4 moves programmed into her like a Pokemon

Great analogy

 

[Meat Target]

If a lolbertarian believed they could profit from digging up dead bodies and legalizing/monetizing necrophilia, they would do so in a second.

 

[Anonitolia]

Ah, the classic blunder of being gay AND retarded.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We have real life versions of the 9000 year old lolis.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Why do you type like an autistic southern cattle rustler?