random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Women soldiers could be very useful against the likes of Isis as biological smart bombs

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fucking niggers is disgusting and a thread full of nigger fucking makes everyone reading it a nigger faggot.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They're cute in design, sure, but what makes a man want to actually masturbate to that?

 

[Positron]

 

[Point 707]

I mean I've technically eaten road kill, but only deer that have been hit within hours añd haven't even gotten cold.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's an old joke and the answer is 'wipe your dick on her teddy bear'.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Billy Hatcher is such a huge faggot. He has got to have donated tens of thousands of dollars to Coomalot.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm sure these conversations will create many fond memories that you can look back on in the future

Who the fuck says "Birthday day"

 

[BirdUp]

You and I are both zoophiles, motherfucker, stop playing coy and admit it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This dude has worms or something (best case scenario)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I like a thick booty, what can I say?

 

[Pedophobe]

I have the power of God, anime AND horsepussy on my side.

 

[DumbDude43]

She also manages to seduce the minotaur more effectively thanks to her knowledge of horoscopes.

 

[shameful existence]

I'm going to wait for her to lean back and relax... We just need to figure out how many microphones she is across.

 

[Syzyg]

LiminalHeaven on his profile commented

I did meet her and we had sex but she was creepy and had a dog cage in her room and the dog licked my ass while we did it so she put the dog into the dog cage.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Is it possible you can be a little less of a nigger faggot?

They will declare you "brain dead" and take your organs. Oh, what a "hero" you'll be! HA!

I'm on kiwi farms, retard, they don't need to declare shit.

He has the charisma of chlamydia.

I am surprised he didn't buy a heaven plot from his pastor

I hope they require him to buy 3 plots because he is fucking fat.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Oh no I just accidentally looked at baby porn! Oh no I just accidentally clicked it and saved to hard drive. Fuuuuck

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This is the exact expression and pose Martin Luther had before he wrote the 95 theses.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Watch out Ruben, you're next on her gore art list....


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[Hitman One]

As any good trans person would do, I took to Reddit