random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

I'm glad I have the flavor of autism that brought me to the Farms

 

[Gentlebastard]

Oh we got some fine ass oinking today...

Sometimes unreasonable men must gain an even more unreasonable amount of weight. Enjoy getting stuck in a basement.

The days of snake oil and magic elixirs are back. I'm amused when we don't learn from history.

I will die on this hill. Nigger nigger nigger.

You sound upset, calm down and go eat a glass of chicken blood.

He really wanted to make Gordon Ramsay's gay midget look-like pornstar into pepperoni, but the badger stole that opportunity from him. He's never forgiven their kind to this very day.

This is Jack "I don't want a male dog because I might accidently touch my dogs penis while rubbing his belly" Scalfani we are talking about. That's how much of a repressed homosexual he is.

I like the maybe answer.
"Are you a pozzed bugchasing chemsex pig?"
maybe

I believe you 100% InsurrectionBoner38

"Nobody else knew where babies come from until white people showed up to explain it to them," says the person calling you a white supremacist.

 

[Tablet County]

In the same way that brevity is often the soul of wit, shutting the fuck up can often be the best option.

 

[Thé au lait]

Recently, a thread appeared on /r/anime_titties (formerly /r/worldpolitics, which it switched subreddits with)

Him and Bill Cosby were my first experiences with black people as a child. I liked them both.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Having a penis doesn't make you immune to bullets.

 

[Syzyg]

It can always get worse. Always. Especially when it involves that medalion.

Twitch staff read and share your DMs.

lawyers are drafting his tweets.

Gay rape has been a staple of TF2 culture since its inception

where is the “I was 17 and 11 months old when I asked him if he wanted to fuck and he stopped talking to me when he found out my age I am a victim subscribe to my channel” google doc from the “victim”?

He was then caught on discord asking for dirt on all of his enemies

a non-specific gendered individual

 

[Crex Crex]

I already sinned just by looking at that artwork of Jesus being raped by the romans in Grezzo 2

 

[DumbDude43]

"MOIDS could be reading this." she thought. "I've never posted in this sub before. There could be MOIDS anywhere." the cool wind felt good against her fat arms. "I HATE MOIDS" she thought. Billie Eilish reverberated her airpods, making them pulsate even as the $120 SSRIs circulated through her weak, feeble veins and worsened her (unmerited) fear of the opposite sex on reddit. "With reddit gold you can post anywhere you want" she said to her cat out loud.

 

[Just Hamsters]

They come in to my live feed and comment, GAY. GAY. GAY. GAY.

From: A TikTok by The Drag Queen Pastor.

 

[Syzyg]

while Maria tells us all about the dude she fucked on the weekend, can we look up the porn usage, rape, or trafficking statistics?

Josh MATI'd at us on stream, comparing us to pooners during the Audrey Hale segment

I am expected to commit to a man and suck his dick for life but why would I do that if he's fucking balding.

if he wanted go scorched Earth on this thread, he'd would have done it probably a while ago, similarly how he goes scorched earth at the woman-hate thread

There is a man who often comes into the store with a homeless woman who he plans on having sex with later.

Dating is dead and men killed it.

to find a woman nearly as deviant and open as them you have dig deep on Tumblr (dead website) to find some mentally ill fujo pooner's tumblr blog

only an actual retard would think the declining birthrate is just because women are selfish manchild whores.

can't imagine why no girls are rushing to go to your rape dungeon to be used as free escort.

Moid co-worker didn't even turn up to work today, with no call-in. I hope he's dead.

Why do you think, now moids, especially celebrity ones, are now resorting to never marrying a woman but impregnating her?

I don't trust any woman who condescends celibacy or waiting for sex, men have nothing to lose and everything to gain by plowing you on night one and then dropping you without you even having a basic dinner date to see what he's like.

Making men have to wait for sex is one of the best ways to tell if a man is worth your time or not.

just because she’s racist, doesn’t mean she’s any less demanding when it comes to utterly unrealistic dating standards

women are so fucking two-faced and duplicitous that any who appeared to be racist one minute could be all in on the nigger train the next.

We’re in the era of everything is political and silence is violence.

never trust a british moid, those men are the scum of the earth

we were not dealing with a marriage problem, and frankly if that nitwit therapist had kept going in the mental state I was in, we were going to get one.

there is no tolerance is when other men start to be actually effeminate around normal men, creating unease.

pedophilia towards adolescent girls doesn't get anywhere near enough stigma

women especially zoomer ones are now fully being exposed to psychotic deviant male sexuality thanks to Internet and opting out from dating men because of it

the only cure for perpetual bitchmade men is hellfire raining upon them and those who survive might appreciate having bed and a room and proper food and not dying.

I honestly think few months spent watching people turn to minced meat will adjust their perspectives.

The only people I've ever known who associate with trannies, have all been women.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Doxed by a sandwich. That's a new one for the books.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It was mentioned that a cotton bud should be used to clean it. This is not effective, and the phallus tends to stink of urine, and get strangely greasy.

 

[Positron]

There is an audible snap when the erectile device goes into place.

 

[Axiom.]

Just like the movie Monsters Inc….we need to put mexicans back the fuck to where they came from.

 

[quaawaa]

Do you know how difficult it can be for women (with those chest appendages) to use a laptop on one's lap?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Scientists have carefully measured America's national cocksucking rate and the numbers are stable.

 

[Tablet County]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'm seriously gonna fuck a dude.

I will not eat the bugs I will not live in the pod I will not fuck a guy

I want to critique his choice of rope for when he steps off the stool. His choice in gun for suck starting. His terrible aim with a razor. His poor choice in pills to swallow. The car he hooks the garden hose to. I know he's going to fuck it up somehow, I'm tired of the suspense.

 

[glass_houses]

Falco suffers from dropsy and heart failure, she drops on her ass and doesn't have the heart to get back up.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

He's a piñata of hot takes, and his autism is like candy, to be enjoyed by us all. Let the smashing continue.

I am married to another man and somehow you are still a bigger faggot than I will ever be

I feel like I was rushed into taking a decision that I wasn’t really that informed about and now I’ve had no time to properly grieve the loss of my nips

Elizabeth is a straight woman. She has never faceplanted into a vagina in her life

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I hate to disappoint, but I am not JKR.