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[Tablet County]

>Ok, let's say, hypothetically, that god has been dethroned.

These weirdos are fucking their cheeses, aren't they?

TimeLife Music Presents: The Nick Rekieta Body Cam Collection
This 57 CD collection contains some of Nick's all time classics like:
-I Know My Fucking Rights
-Let Me See the Fucking Warrant
-(Bottles Clattering)
-Mr. Policeman My Clothes are Smelly
And so many more...

What part of being a literal pants shitting retard is attractive?

LMAO! Officer MOIST!

Justice is supposed to be blind, but not deaf, dumb and a fucking quadruple amputee. At least she has to be able to read Braille.

So this is the power of a libertarian libertine lawyer....

 

[Fannyscum]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-18740773

No, Stalker Child, he will not commit seppuku.
View attachment 6150408

"Plaintiff doesn't think he will kill himself."

 

[Gog & Magog]

Ethnicity: Non-Hispanic? That’s what we are reduced to? Fucking get the council of racists on the phone this is some bullshit.

 

[Tablet County]

Will you take your pills if AI Jesus kindly offers them to you?

 

[Nancy]

I like Hitler for different reasons

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I haven't started using drugs yet because my mental exercises seem to be working
My sexual urges have declined now that i semi - automatically think of women being gross whenever i look at them. Its still a work in progress though.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

I only recently got my penis, so I'm pretty new to everything myself.

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-18738080

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If it's all consenting adults, I can't imagine what could go wrong!

 

[Poonocchio]

"Your honor, my client requests that the jury type a 5 in chat if they think the judge is a rat pussy who is tryna make him feel some kinda way."

 

[Hitman One]

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Crex Crex]

All these three.

 

[GunCar Gary]

ATTENTION
For those wondering Gura is extra horny today because she is currently ovulating.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

That you admitted to being a perimenopausal moustachioed obeast that baby trapped a near jailbait homunculus with your well honed prostitute level of dick sucking skills?...Yeah, I'd say that's an own.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A Pornstar bible thumper? These people only do things in extremes there's no middle ground for them.

I already made that joke, child.
This is why your life is already over stalker. Wait for the joke police.

Doxing is very bad when those Kiwi Farms nazis do it by reposting public information. But it's okay when Rick does it, very different situation. After all, he is a licensed fat faggot in the state of Wisconsin.

here's my umpteenth response on shit that doesn't matter

 

[Tablet County]

Being unable to get into Star Wars because the Force offends your Atheism is somehow even fucking gayer than when people do that because they're Christian.

Sure, he might have been a faggot, but I never considered him gay.

AI has now come even for Winston Smith's job.

I can't believe you posted gay nigger fanfiction to general discussion thats it you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 1488 weeks, now go to your room and dont come out until next pride month.

there are spurdos visible on the sides of your pictures
sloppy work

Bitch I just woke up can you guys just not have knives pointed at each others penises for like 5 minutes?

Imagine sisyphus building the niggerfaggot tower.

The senate will decide your rape.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Guys, have you heard about this 'Wolfetone' dude?

 

[Tablet County]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Internet Rape Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

I legitimately don't understand sending dick pics to anyone, for any reason. It's a live event, not a national monument.

counter counter counterpoint:
You're not real.

"man that was a funny insightful comment on that lolcow, I wonder what there pussy/dick looks like?"

Shut up and send the dick pic to her, CHUD. “Noooo Hitler wouldn’t want me to do it, it’s impure” stfu

 

[The Cunting Death]

From an email @Cpl. Long Dong Silver sent to null since he got banned and null told him to fuck off.

Oh well fuck you, you fetal alcohol fat sped. Say hi to your drunken mom candy for me if she isn't taking a mile of nigger dick.

Sent from Proton Mail Android

 

[Sillyclown]

chris chan would probably be able to walk through a nuclear blast unharmed.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I got a horrible horrible vision of a future where the elites have decreed your car must be made out of Beyond Meat, and instead of parking it when you arrive at your destination, you simply eat it.