random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kaktus Kompot]

tiktok has made me lustful for male bodies

Anisa's un-circumsized sock

You know, chat, maybe I won't fuck a dude today.

pigsatzgrupen

her mother would borrow her vomit drawer

The sun is a chud. Billions must tan.

some kind of child torturing eggplant

 

[BirdUp]

being the bigger man is how you get the hellhole we now live in. dont ever listen to women. Be the more violent man

 

[Rotollo 2]

TLDR: Bob is running around these past weeks with a giant erection in his caged cock. Constantly trying to lure some stories out of Nick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are plenty of bipolar people who don't want to fuck teenage girls.

 

[PhoBingas]

I AM NOT A VOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE TO COMPLY WITH TERMS OF MY COURT-ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE. MY TITLE IS MISLEADING, AND FOR LEGAL REASONS I MUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I AM AN INVOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE AGAINST MY WILL.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I don't understand how lawyers would be so gay.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

God, how can one guy fuck up his finances this much? And of course he dies and leaves it to everyone else to clean up his mess...again.

 

[DickMain]

thanks for the leak, british man with fake breasts

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Anyway they tried convincing us to defect to the Turkish Marines so we could party with them on some Turkish island. While that happened a group of Gypsy children we had adopted and had taught to throw a punch, so we could have a team of street children to watch our backs, stole my wallet.

Yeah but we're talking about investing in ship building as a long term economic move for the Republic of Ireland because a Scottish guy was wrong about a Russian tank engine once.

Sometimes I come to this thread not to laugh at a fat and gay MIC shill, but to instead enjoy the resident military autists get into slapfights with each other.

As a non American I dont know much about the civil war but I've played Ultimate General Civil War and its fucking awesome.

Give me a brigade of the most racist marines the Corps can offer and I'll shut down the Houthis permanently.

Nigga, Hitler was on crack and he was the greatest man who ever lived.

 

[stupid frog]

Let's get something straight though - and this has to be said considering that mostly women post on this board. I been on this website for damn near 5 years now and I've PM'd probably 80% of the non-tranny women on this site and you know how many responses I've gotten? ZERO. Zip. Goose egg. And I'm a good looking guy. Got a good job. Good credit, all that shit. And yet, I take the time out of my day (A very busy one, mind you) to compliment the stuck-up women of this site and what do I get in return? Nothing. What the fuck is that about? You spending too much time looking at videos of Amberlynn and Chantel and it's got you thinking you're hot shit. You need to roll that back, because you ain't. You doing 45 minutes of pilates twice a week and I'm supposed to be impressed? GTFOH. If you weigh over 160 lbs then you might as well be as big as Amber. That shit rounds all the way up to 600 lbs or whatever so stop thinking you're too good for this dick.

 

[Meat Target]

This is the face of a gigantic homosexual. This is the face of a man who has taken multiple dicks up his asshole the very same day he made this face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

God has mercy; he saw she hooked herself to be a wigger's beard and he gave her brain cells a jolt. Now she can be retarded and not suffer. Truly God shows mercy to his most fat followers.

 

[BirdUp]

SpongeBob NiggerPants

 

[Rotollo 2]

The fatfur analog horror. Be afraid, very afraid.

 

[Archie Bunker]

I AM NOT A VOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE TO COMPLY WITH TERMS OF MY COURT-ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE. MY TITLE IS MISLEADING, AND FOR LEGAL REASONS I MUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I AM AN INVOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE AGAINST MY WILL.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

“You find it offensive. I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.”

 

[not william stenchever]

Only Nöl didn’t change his expression or posture, just giving a little nod like he’d been expecting the universe to disappoint him somehow

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Inflate his prolapse, just like a balloon!

should probably specify youre not suggesting blacks season their hot pickles with temporal concepts

 

[The Nothingness]

Every day Bob is miserable that he's nowhere near the top despite believing that he should be is a good day.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tactical nukes are not as scary as people think? Could I ask you to clarify that?

I know they look scary but cartoon lettuces are harmless I promise, they don't shoot green lasers from their eyes.

TOTAL SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER DEATH

Oh damn, you're right. Can't keep my gross subcultures straight, my bad guys.

See, even a 90s Nickelodeon movie agrees with me!

The dinosaur autist to tranny pipeline claims another.

Even her supposed inner circle fucking hates her.

Be crazy if after her years of utter nonsense this milquetoast lefty take is what does her in.

They love those long ass fake nails. I don't understand it.

I mean, how do they wipe their ass with those fucking things?

twerk the turds off

I could have gone a few more decades without that imagery.

should probably specify youre not suggesting blacks season their hot pickles with temporal concepts

I randomly decided to open this thread and nearly had a heart attack

"Mhmm, bitch tits coming in nicely. Those zero hours spent in the gym over the past several years are really paying off."