random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

Nick's Groyper takes X down with gay sex and Brat energy

I dare somebody to find something I've posted here to be remotely close as depraved as that.

Based, Jersh's coder goblin keeps the memory of the Prophet himself alive through the sheer power of autism

History is a line drawn by a spastic.

Defelct Fuckong Isbhow Theor Ymunkoke

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[Gentlebastard]

I was looking up scented corn starch ASMR and I happened upon this video and immediately thought it was a racist joke vid in blackface. It is not blackface.

This is now the second time this week I've woken up to posts beyond my comprehension for horror. Guys please

Good morning Kiwi Farms! It’s almost 7:00 AM and you wake up! Another day of not being Patrick S Tomlinson! It’s better than Folgers in your cup!

Microwaved 3 day old Taco Bell, flame grilled in a burning paper bag and cooled off in the sink - the cornerstone of any nutritional breakfast.

LOG OFF. GO OUTSIDE.

Today I learned that if you read a memo saying "bad guy wants to do bad guy stuff" you automatically stop bad guy stuff.

 

[Chongqing]

I don't even want to explain this one. Please enjoy.

If you at least tell me where you train I would be willing to make the trip and demolish your entire Dojo, including your sensei.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Jazz Yahoo's profile screams tranny. Clues are: anime profile pic, the names Jazz and Lilly, insists they were "born female", watches porn, appears to be retarded

 

[Rotollo 2]

For the love of God Nux dont make me side with a diaperfag with piss and scat fetish

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Truth gets me yelled at and insulted. Interesting forum I SENT IT ALL TO NULL

There are NO support groups for Mothers of mass shooters. I searched high and low. Also a reason I came onto Kiwi was to look for groups but nothing out there exists.

@RedPiller

 

[Lame Entropy]

The Queen of Autists: See? Perfect. You told/helped me without having to call me a nigger.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

You might like some of his past work but don't excuse willful retardation caught on camera.

 

[Thé au lait]

"hey I was calling this stupid fucking warden a ligger and this goofy ass borg didnt throw itself in front of the lasers I was being shot with
get that ass banned go admin boy go"
/tg/station forums

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

we need to start outright lying and fabricating shit

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was on vacation for a month and I check out this thread now and this retard is still making takoyaki??

 

[Rotollo 2]

I think I'm gonna side with the retard over the pedophile, personally.

 

[Asian tech support]

My diabetes is natural as fuck. It's genetic. My father was diabetic so was my aunt.
....That doesn't mean I accept or want to be diabetic.
I didn't ask to be trans either.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

you're about to get two and a half trillion dollars in settlements when your asshole dad suddenly decides to force you to stab him in the face because the internet runs too slow, which lands you in jail for a couple months and you end up losing the lawsuits because of it.

 

[Local Fed]

You need to find a girl who's criminally compatible. Not just a future wife, but also a future accomplice.

It sounds like you're making porn without realizing it. If your benchmark is "Japan did it, so it's okay." You're probably doing weird stuff and don't realize it.

A Croatian Twitter user named Fisted by Foucault is threatening to fight Nick Fuentes in Chicago.

I made a post in mass debates about my favorite type of cheese, then out of nowhere a notification popped up. I thought it was someone replying to my favorite cheese, but no, it was Null threatening to kill me.

india found a way around sexual selection. the pajeet found a way to scam charles darwin.

It's like when I close my eyes and inhale I see it in my mind, I don't know how else to explain this. Through out my entire life up until my wife, oral sex has almost been impossible for me due to people's general care that might be ok for most but something that I can't get near myself. Thankfully my wife who understands me goes that extra mile and because of this I fucking devour her pussy.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

it's good to see that open association with this little forum of ours is no longer a short cut to cancellation, and also I hate niggers.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Every kid in Eastern Europe knows to avoid cygan. The ones who didn't listen had their bikes stolen.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Take a look at her YouTube Shorts. The most recent one is something like "MY BOYFRIEND IS YELLING AT ME AGAIN" and it's just her recording a white dude eating McDonald's pancakes while driving

alcohol is like MSG for the soul, it has nothing to offer on it's own, rather it exemplifies what's already there

>I just want to know what's in the corner of that room

Plumbers shouldn’t be put through this hell, man. Their jobs are horrifying enough already.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

They're posting horse cum memes so people finally stop saying they're weird.

He's like some cringy, stateless couch surfer.

The American Experiment runs on vibes and we don't need your fuckin' laws, man.

this game is fun but i hate my parents

"No, stalker canine, you won't interrupt my TV-watching time, enjoy bathroom prison"

Which disease? You mean THE disease? Fucking idiots.

These college students could learn a thing or two from my hatred for my fellow man, I think.

Guarantee seagull hands typed this piece.

Ask for condiments, then write a stern criticism in cursive and ketchup. My displeasure will be legendary and viral.

Going to a high-end restaurant and ordering chicken nuggets feels oddly sad to me

That false bottom angers and outrages me. I have never seen something so outrageous. That false bottom means you do not have a bucket, you have a plate. You dare serve me a fucking plate of tendies and call it a bucket of home-fried gaoodness??????

You just know the yuppie fools who are buying those plate-buckets of KFC are loudly and demonstratively biting into their pieces of chicken, moaning, "oooooohhhhh this is sooo good, I feel so guilty haha but I deserve it haha" and spending $100 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN PLATTER OF TENDIES THAT THEY CALL A BUCKET !

Finding a rare attractive Indian woman, marrying her as a show of dominance over Indian men and then colonizing her womb is white supremacist as fuck.

Do not redeem the race card, sar.

Let's hope some of my other bad ideas don't come to life. Except maybe The Clockwork Orange Saturday morning cartoon.

 

[TheRetardKing]

i wish null was there in person to slap him when this cocksucker opened his mouth to interrupt to "correct" the record on the femininity of a males prostate. what a scumfuck. what a bastard. what an utter waste of air and light. what a complete and utter clown you are tom. is this what you want etched on your tombstone? when you od in a few years max after destiny fucks your girlfriends prostate there?

ah yes the shadiversity defence...