random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Leonard Helplessness]

 

[TFT-A9]

View attachment 2059906

oh my god this is gonna be even funnier than I thought

 

[Antipathy]

Was there really supposed to be a question as to the ethnicity of the culprit?

 

[Meat Target]

I am a sheer loss on whether to cry, laugh, or go eat the barrel of my gun.

 

[NyQuilninja]

”Stop it, you’re 16.”

Consider the following:
Nigga, you a GROWN ASS man trying to play mental gymnastics daily to justify sticking your baby carrot dick in dogs, you stupid unaware shithead.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I don't want to brag, but my uncle works at KF. Idk who he is exactly, all I know is he left for Europe sometime when I was just a child and my family hasn't seen him since.

 

[Antipathy]

"PICKLES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this universe before. There could PICKLES anywhere."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What, I can't like cute anime girls and have my concealed carry permit? I live in bumfuck nowhere and there are meth heads everywhere.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Keep going, what about cum farts

I've seen a lot of weird shit, but an anthropomorphic farting ketchup bottle really takes the cake

Never thought I'd live to see "gay furry anal ketchup bottle fetish bestiality (in minecraft)."

If this is what the right side of history looks like, I dont want to be right.

Going with Option 1 gets me a mouthful of uterine lining and spaghetti sauce-related PTSD.

In that establishment it's all bathroom floor.

forum owner make funny video on fat wigger. fat wigger big mad and use youtube dmca to take down funny video.

 

[Meat Target]

Make sure your sign is funny. "Punch a journalist $5" would earn you a lot of money and get rid of the pesky teeth

 

[NyQuilninja]

I tried this sex move with my gf and she came so hard it flooded the basement.

View attachment 2061998
MAXIMIZE THE DILATION

F0r fR3e!

Because a retard told other retards that if they didn't get it then they were retarded.

well I guess I just can't sneed

 

[Meat Target]

Looks like they're part of the KKK's Hispanic branch. The QueQueQue.

 

[NyQuilninja]

That can't be right. Nobody would put a feed store where a brothel used to be.

Back to the drawing board I guess...

You fuckers are killing the fucking joke. I hope a nigger rapes you all to death.

"Are you sure our new joke will make people laugh?"
"Laugh?"

It's a metaphor:
George Floyd is Chuck. Chauvin is Sneed

Shut up retard.

So you're saying the store used to be called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck.

What the fuck is that? it looks like it was made with Oblivion's character creator.

He's from Louisiana, so the headline should be "Gator Man takes an expensive roadtrip to Florida to meet Florida Man, gets arrested for acting like Florida Man."

Atlanta, GA you dumbfuck.
Also thats what faggots in Atlanta call themselves sometimes.

Huh. Christianity as a containment thread for people who simply must be in a cult.

Sneedposting our way to the race war.

Shitposting? That's pretty much all I plan on doing today.

 

[Toma]

A lot of what applies to dog training works just fine with people, and this one works with dogs, small children, 'tards, speds, and people whose parents were failures.

 

[Meat Target]

And if you breathe straight helium, you sound HILARIOUS when you say, "I can't breathe."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

 

[LurkTrawl]

Or maybe he was just autistic and liked trains so much he wanted to share that passion with hundreds of thousands of people by putting them in train cars and giving them rides around the country. I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Antipathy]

For Chris every day is autism awareness day, everyone who knows about him or have dealt with him is also very aware of autism

 

[Monolith]

Look at teenyweenie over here wanting to make a wallet out his dickskin.
I could make an entire leather jacket, man purse, belt, and a single shoe out of my dickskin.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They can go fuck themselves along with for my amusement.