random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haffhart]

Don't forget spamming CP.

Which they all just weirdly have tons of for no reason what so ever.

(these would be a single random.txt)

I just want to go one day without hearing about the fucking trannies ruining good things. I hate trannies so much.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The enemies of the farms are many, but we are truly blessed by the fact that every single one of them is retarded.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I’m not a furfag I just like the porn they draw.

 

[Cats]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

God has officially left us and we are all in hell!

I have now been brought back to the years 2004-2005 and it’s not really for a good reason at all.

Get down on your fucking knees and fucking grovel with gratitude that your parents accepted your mentally deranged, socially retarded, genetic deadend ass.

I Have a Mouth and I am Gay.

Doesn't Goodwill only hire retards and old women?

"Mom why is there so much Russian propaganda calling us fags&trannies"

Torn between "agree" and "dislike."

Never trust an autist.

[Visualize that one Jurassic Park Scene]]
KILL ALL THE GAYS
AND THE FAGGOTS
GUYS GUYS I'M FEDPOSTING HERE
GUYS
AND KILL THE NIGGERS TOO

See nobody cares.

RIP Cat Party

Was there a manifesto this time? I need to add it to my collection.

No one's going to take their girl or kids to a movie about rape, regardless of how realistic it is.

And if you're taking your kid to see a rape movie because it's realistic, seek help.

I would die laughing if a mass shooter put out a manifesto claiming arguing the case that killing faggots can solve climate change.

Time to break out Photoshop and spend eleventy billion hours making a shit post that nobody but me will find funny.

Who else would cry to the media about abuse that they brought on themselves than a neo-liberal; this man is the greatest heel.

There's no literature, so let's do experimental surgeries, then sue the patients who didn't like the results. That's how The Science is done.

Eat the bugs, praire niggers, but touch my paprika and I'm going to give my food to the nearest Clan rally and when their butts hurt, tell them you sent it!

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I find the leap from dyed hair to abortions quite jarring.

Imagine being doxxed on GoodReads of all places

"Stealing nuclear shit for dirty bomb" and "Taking noods on your kids blankets" together is something that not many people might have listed in their vita.

Stealing caesium I sleep. Saying tranny on the Internet real shit.

This is likely the best outcome for testosteronejew.

Asians are good workers but it’s important that they eat rice. If they become accustomed to other foods and stop eating rice they will start engaging in nigger behavior.

Too bad he fucked with the wrong gaggle of retards

Time to break out Photoshop and spend eleventy billion hours making a shit post that nobody but me will find funny.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I have 3 questions.
1. How has that guy seen most of the Whisper porn out there?
2. Why is “man of culture” code for “porn addict?”
3. Does Sonic porn make you a furry?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I regret having written this. I will be 90years old one day and I will continue to receive "Islamic Content" and "Horrifying" stickers to this post directly to my senile dementia riddled brain through Elon Musk's Neuralink Internet 6.0

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your mother also starts off in the kitchen making you a sandwich. Considering all these points, one might also could make the argument that the game is incredibly based.

 

[DrNow]

The Kiwi Farms does not exist to chronicle the behavior of people you think are meanie dumb-dumb heads.

 

[Mr Bunny]

It might not work but without radical troonectomy, there's no chance.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

$22 avocado cunt toast

boy girl girl boy boy girl boy girl boy underage online

The shits were had, but no giggles.

Fascists go into the same gas chamber as commies.

I think the only one making you look bad is yourself.

Lower your standards. Always lower your standards.

It's called the Bill of Rights not the Bill of Needs, I'll shoot you if you try to take my cheese.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Is that… a woman displaying her legless baby set to Can Can?

We live in a society.

 

[Meat Target]

I called a Reddit mod a fag once. I'm sort of like George Washington when you think about it.

 

[Pig Boss]

>Don't use the term "deadass" in my presence ever again or you will be the victim of scholastic terrorism

 

[Local Fed]

Let this be a warning to all of the trans you tried to delete the kiwi farms and DONALD TRUMP has been unbanned. Keep pushing and we will ressurecit Hitler live on tiktok!

You know, the Engineer from TF2 actually left a sort of impact on how I view the world.

Says her autism made her remove her tits because they triggered her

Almost everyone in this thread is a bad person.

 

[umami's milk]

Gay Club Q Shooter Mormon Porn Star Dad Dick Delaware Speaks​

 

[MrJokerRager]

Why is everything about anal sex with you niggers

I'll take assbandits for 200, Alex

 

[Dr. Butt]

c'mon ladies, it's me, abe lincoln, lemme get changed in there- i freed the slaves you know.

 

[Hepativore]

...but man, do these people not take their urinary tract seriously.