random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ComStar]

"In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't fuckin' want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is, one vile fucking task after another."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What if the real journey was the Hitlers we helped rise to power along the way?

For some people I think these activities are the only thing in their lonely lives that keep them from shooting up the place, so I'd recommend you let them have it.

I've never been so grateful to have normal, functioning genitalia as I have reading through this thread.

Some glowie says Null fucked three chicks in one night. Clearly he's no good and the first amendment needs to go.

Edited: getting tired of the automatic change whenever I type no pozload my neghole

 

[Vott]

 

[Karellen]

(Due to smell)

Slug starts another GoFundMe to pay off his former apartment. He owes $6681 of which $1644 is trash removal fees.
There's also a $200 charge for "Seal coating subfloors (due to smell)"
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"I need to get a place so that my spouse and I can live together again"
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https://archive.md/CsDQk

#ThatHappened
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[DoomSayer]

Sneedchat submission


"and fat FUCKS LIKE ETHAN RALPH CAN GET GIRLS LIKE HER
THATS WHY I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
AND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU"

 

[BirdUp]

I dont save porn thats why the internet exists dumb fuck imagine saving things

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

ONIONFARMS IS BETTER
DABS

nigger I'm a brony since 2013

this, Serleena is a Goddess, I would serve as her slave for a fucking eternity, even in her real form, I want to serve my Alien Goddess 24/7 she's so hot and beautiful and strong, and every night sleeping inside her, in her warm and comfy womb, perfect Goddess

and fat FUCKS LIKE ETHAN RALPH CAN GET GIRLS LIKE HER
THATS WHY I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
AND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU

yeah I hate niggers

and here's my wife being fucked by Bonecrusher
well, about to be fucked and raped
in front of me

I want to worship her feet forever

I love black girls, but Zendaya is ugly as fuck, 0 ass, goblin face, no tits, 2/10 body, an insult to our Ebony GODDESSES

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE HOT BLACK GIRLS? WHY HOLLY JEW ALWAYS PUT THE MOST FUCKING UGLY BLACK GIRLS IN SHOWS AND MOVIES BLACKWASHING GOOD IF YOU PUT A FUCKING GOOD LOOKING BLACK GIRL NOT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LIKE TESS THOMPSON

 

[Judge Dredd]

"She's my very own porn star and I get to direct the movie."

(From ResetEra)

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I can't even tell when Null is being photoshopped into stuff or not anymore.

 

[Table Country]

it's like bjorkstalker except bjorkstalker's waifu was real (albeit icelandic)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thanks, it's all pretty retarded I love it.

I legit fear for your mental state after all these Twitter posts, my friend. You're doing God's work, kneedeep in Twitter rants and cesspools.

 

[Pissmaster]

This sucks this my birthday mouth and a bunch of famous musicians are just fucking dieing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Stroke your pubes, that's human grass

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

It has killed the Indian.

Source: Alberta transgender wants MAiD after sexual reassignment surgery goes sour

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

The very fact that people are now accusing you of eating pocky while engaging in incest with your father is a lovely example of WHY you don’t drop these little “offhand comments”.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Just remember boy, you can't get her mouth pregnant" ~My grandpa, when I was 14

 

[All becomes gunt]

 

[Aunt Carol]

The man don't jack off at this point, he just buys shit.

 

[DrNow]

"Nox = dark, as in keep em in the dark"

"I have gone about this as someone thinking himself a cyber James Bond"

Quotes courtesy of million pity enthusiast ‘Nox’.