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[elite_club]

Unfortunately, your recent report has been rejected: Post in thread 'Crime - The Newest Fight for Tolerance and Inclusion: Woman-Dog Relationships' - It's spoilered and nobody made you click it, dogfucker

this made me laugh so hard

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don’t know about beating my wife but I’m certainly going to beat my meat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's a difference between getting banned and getting tracked down and raped irl.

 

[Baguette Child]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack's stains. I do not like knowing this. Jack did not add value or joy to my life with this.

 

[WolfeTone]

He's a moron but the best case scenario for this thread is that it becomes another 1000 page twitter criticism circlejerk.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Metaphorically speaking, MauLer wants to eat hamburgers and hamburgers only.
If someone offers him the best dumplings in the word, he will say that it's a bad hamburger.
When others will try to explain that it's a different kind of food, MauLer will post a meme of Ronald McDonald laughing at them and then Rags will call them virgins.

>God created Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Polpot. If that's not based, I don't know what is. He's also given more kids autism and cancer than vaccines ever could. A true lad. Would love to have a pint with him.

But of course, the man who likes to pretend he is a dog getting fucked by other dogs finds that pathetic.

A case of when an unstoppable faggot meets an immovable retard.

This is what happens when a man loses both his sanity and his shame.

This is like the start of a bad joke. "An egomaniac, a furry, and a tranny walk into a youtube political dicussion..."

If he'd do that we wouldn't be ~200 pages into this thread.

is there something more beautiful than a war between c list youtubers about stuff no one cares about ?.

It's pretty easy to be a neet without friends and find an internet family to love you without needing to spend a shitload of money. Speaking from experience here.

He's not anti-semitic. He's just stupid.

I genuinely have autism, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything this retarded.

Pat's fellow mass murderer of colored people Moon Man sounds like a good candidate.

But unlike you she's never beheaded a dog, and that's what counts here.

So, when being bullied do you think the other kids hate you because you're autistic or because you're stupid?

I'm not gonna be bullied for being autistic or stupid.

I knew a nigress named Tilapia once. I felt bad for her. Not only is she named after a fish, it's like the most boring fish in the whole fucking ocean.

If playing a game with anthropomorphic dinosaurs turns you into a furry, you're probably impressionable enough to start shooting up heroin after listening to Alice in Chains.

She's currently in the middle of her own love quest, trying to find a heartsweet through mass surveying - and discovering to her shock that it's apparently extremely difficult to find a guy who's fabulously wealthy, comfortable with extreme rapeplay, wants kids, AND doesn't mind her fucking around and doing OF.

I couldn't decide between rating this autistic, islamic, horrifying or winner.

 

[WolfeTone]

Pour some Fanta out for my nigga CumRag. He was a real one.

 

[doodoocaca]

1. Why would an androgynous utopia logically lead to fucking animals?
2. Why would anyone consider it a utopia if animals were being fucked?

 

[keytar]

this one girl I dated a long time ago said she thought "orbs" were abortion ghosts and I just stared at her blankly and said they are fucking dust particles you silly bitch

 

[AgendaPoster]

Can't quote cause long poast bug but this treasure is @IKOL 's:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-megathread.128094/post-14276271

I'm fucking tired of hypocricity of Ukraine side's posters on Farms, as well as everywhere else. You faggots are worse than trannies, quite literally.

Yeah he literally said "hypocricity"

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Kiwifarms proliferates homosexuality (grooming threads), furry smut pornography (KC), racism, blasphemy and ill-talk.

 

[Pissmaster]

Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

 

[ScooterL]

Okay, be honest guys, which one of you is a retard assassin?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

But it is the dog that strikes fear into the heart of man .

I mean, I knew it was bad, but much like The Phantom Menace, sometimes you don't know how bad things really are until a drunken asshole yells out every single flaw for you.

What have transgendered people ever given me?

A trap bait photo? A notification that they shoved a mini-can of Coke Zero up their ass? Three relatively unsatisfying days of intimate relationship?

No, because I got the first two from a guy before he trooned out, and the last one from a girl before she trooned out. So they've given me nothing, technically.

Null made me into a feeder fetishist.


Until I came here I did not know what a feeder was. I had never heard of them. Then I came here and I learned of Null. "What a respectable chap," I thought to myself. A real defender of freedom on the Internet. A little odd maybe, but probably alright. I learned of the Deathfats subforum. Laughing at disgusting fatties was fun in middle school and it's certainly just as fun now. But people kept calling Null a feeder. They kept saying that Null masturbates to the deathfats gaining weight. That was my first expose to feederism. At first I thought it was hilarious. How could anyone get off to those fat blobs, who in their right mind would want to watch them get fatter? The thought of Null masturbating to the women in those threads was truly scandalous. Mentally ill behavior, very disgusting. Fat people disgusted me. But then I got curious. I started looking for feederism porn. Just to see, what is it that this man sees in it? After all, Null is a respectable gentleman, surely a man as wise and great as him would have a reason for being sexually interested in feeding fat chicks until they outgrow all human clothing and proceed to gracelessly expire from heart disease? It did nothing for me then, I was disgusted. Just as expected. But for reasons inexplicable to me at the time I kept coming back to it, first every few months, then every few weeks, then daily...

Some point along the way it went from a morbid fascination to genuine arousal.

Now I can masturbate to nothing except obese women stuffing their faces and bloating and gaining. Nothing else does it for me anymore.
I had to break up with my girlfriend, she wasn't fat enough and was way too into fitness. Our relationship was already on thin ice due to her catching me cheating on her with men, but me donating over $3000 to feedees' Onlyfans in one month was the last straw. I was devastated, I really loved her. We were considering getting married. She was among the most wonderful people I had ever known. But I knew it couldn't go on, there was no hope of us ever having a sex life again and she would never destroy her body in that way just to indulge in my sick depravity. I had to break up with my boy toy too, he didn't appreciate my new fascination with obese women gaining. Me having a girlfriend was already making him jealous and he just couldn't handle feeling as if he has to compete with all the female gainers I was and still am chatting with online. Ending up getting a divorce with my husband as well, now his sexy uncle won't even speak to me.

Null and his feederism has destroyed my life.

What am I supposed to do call 911 and report there's an insane tranny on Twitter covering themselves in poop.

Cock sucker you want to use the flesh of slave women for your rotted amhole, you don't get to be all high and mighty in this matter shit head.

Soon I’ll be allowed to worship Huitzilopochtli openly!

Autism makes the day go faster.

You get the guns, the trash, the hos, the drugs, the crime sprees, the noise and your Tide and whatnot behind bars and you better not even look their way whitey.

Clearly Xe is getting sent to copyright jail where constant copyright assrape will ensue

His moobs are hilarious, one going down the shop and the other coming back with the change.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

And the merciless glare of a hateful sun-god.

Fucking poetry, man!

 

[Freya]

And, just to be clear, Calvinism had nothing to do with my daughter’s rebellion. If anything, she was deleteriously affected by my Asperger’s – look it up.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

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i didn't want to embarrass you guys in the thread since you all seemed to be having fun on your first day on the internet but that's an old copypasta my dude

 

[keytar]

My whole online presence is a deep op.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Affirmations are not awful, and can be useful.

Scott Adams, though, is a fucking tool.