random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I would like to be a little mean and volunteer something written by Drew Devault:

What do anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, 9/11 truthers, and anti-Wayland activism all have in common?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I used to wonder why ancient religions and societies treated women like crap. Turns out there's a reason and everyone in western society forgot.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Oh it's real. I left the Scooby fandom over this. I wrote major parts of Scoobypedia including the entire synopsis of Ghoul School.

 

[Sprate Header]

He'd never even watched fucking DragonBall. Uncontacted fucking tribes in Brazil have watched DragonBall.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When you see a furry avatar, know that God's wrath is surely against them. Rebuke them and the devil, ignore their works and do not associate.

 

[Meat Target]

This motherfucker is who Jack Chick was writing for.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

 

[Haramburger]

I watched her video of a dog licking her pussy last night. When this all came out I thought she was trolling. She’s not. :-(

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if they can roll it on the funny papers and make a copy of Garfield on their "dick."

"I looked at shemale porn when I was a kid, and I turned out fine" - transsexual brony child molester

Using words like "perfect" are totally fucked that's not possibility with anything unless it's like a thing made by machines. We truly live in the fakest gayest time ever. We all died on 9/11 and we're stuck in hell.

Succubi engulfed in flames of poisonous desire, ready to slither onto any dick that isn't literally necrotic.

But long before that choice could manifest, they'd probably disown me for being an -ist or -phobe for once having eaten a Vienna Sausage (it would make sense in context)

A kiwi farm subscribing international war-crime investigating sick freak.

Her climate change induced winter vagina must be crazy.

In high-school I used to work at McDonald's and there was a black man who would bring a monitor and desktop and would be at his computer starting at 3pm to when the lobby would close. He would buy a meal and then drink sodas the rest of the time. He never bothered anyone so we let him stay. That is until he came in dressed as a woman and demanded to use the woman's restroom and we asked him to leave and he never came back. This was over 10 years ago, so we could still get away with things like that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he thought he was having that amazing Balldo sex that he needed to share with everyone.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

His first name is likely Muslim, and Breland is a British surname, so I'm assuming his mother was the poopskin.

Savages don't get to criticize civilization, brownie.

Savages don't get to criticize civilization, brownie. How come shitskins flee their homelands for the West if we're such racists.

 

[Meat Target]

Boy, you old enough to be my dad, the fuck you looking at Vtubers for? Get some fucking pussyy guy. But not the cat kind, it might claw your dick off.

What? Speak English, you dogfucker.

That sounds like a threat or a really bad joke. What too much 4chan does to a motherfucker. No pussy so you have to stalk a anime rabbit.

Le based loli streamer says le epic n word. Take my money.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Vtubers have done the same thing to mentally unstable white men that crack and AIDS did to black America in the 80s.
If anyone I knew got into this whole subculture I'd put them down like a sick dog, lest they end up like this dude.

40 fucking years old jfc. You could be my fucking dad bruh. The state of you

 

[William Tyndale]

“It makes me very uncomfortable. The same with anime.” (MATI 1/13/23)

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The only pattern I see is that the pair of flags in his bio means he has wet dreams of his local boys' choir.

 

[Sneeds]

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[Personal Jesus]

“I started Linux as a desktop operating system. And it’s the only area where Linux hasn’t completely taken over. That just annoys the hell out of me”

 

[Cloacan]

Pee hole too big?

 

[Stormer_1]

That's the difference between being a lolcow voice actress and an intellectually superior exceptional individual on Kiwi Farms.

Of course not! Hollywood the biggest communist China whore out there.