random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Fuck you. Ass is ass. Let a man have his fantasies.

The Lowtax thread is getting surprisingly thirsty after the Kyanka tranny hooker revelation — worth a watch for all-round lolcow behavior.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes far right facisism is full of examples of homosexuality and sexual degeneracy....hitlers own niece use to piss and shit in his face and she eventually killed herself...tho ill admit scatplay is a traditional german concept going back many years



Why did the conversation drift this direction?

 

[DerKryptid]

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How does this man keep being vindicated?

 

[IKOL]

"Not letting me jerk off to the thought of naked children is literally 1984." -Jacob S. Blaustein, 10/4/2021

 

[CatParty]

It's like a multilayered cake but with autism

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's white so he gets TWO knees.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Humbert Humbert]

"And now, for my next trick, I the Great Troonini, will make my balls disappear!"

 

[Meat Target]

No matter who wins the war, Kiwifarms has already won. I eagerly await the chimpouts.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Probably should be in randomtext

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[Meat Target]

surely this is yet another sign of god’s displeasure with us for turning the frogs gay.

 

[Blackhole]

They're shouting "Death to Canada!" but they seem pretty friendly!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

ew no, myspace is too ghetto
bebo is for true hyborian yes chads

Sam "Serious Hacker" Hyde, once again getting away with it (Circa 2021)

On the other hand, I can almost hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth of all my Boomer relatives on suicide watch because they can't dong around on Bookface and it warms my cold black heart.

This is the only place on the internet you can say nigger and if anyone is morally outraged Null fucks their wives.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Broken Pussy is the lowest common denominator...

I think her talent is menopause.

Are you a nazi

You went full Hitler!

I’ve been enjoying the old Virgo catfight thread.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Trump hacked the internet so he could circumvent the jannies

From the Facebook thread

 

[MediocreMilt]

i admit to eating boogers.

History will not treat this community kindly and most of you will die violently or in prison. Best of luck to you on the last day, haters.

 

[DerKryptid]

Elaine Miller is my daddy.​

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[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Anyone who drinks Starbucks coffee should kill themselves.
Anyone who drinks pumpkin cream coffee should kill themselves.

This writer should double kill themself, so I don’t care what he thinks about movies.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not putting Mario's cum on my face.

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

Meds, now.