random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

If I ever get third degree burns over 90% of my body and my family is dumb enough to keep me alive, I give KiwiFarms permission to come murder me.

 

[Mal0]

An article @theshep posted on A&N:

Parkland school shooting suspect Nikolas Cruz cries in court after colored pencils taken away​

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Guess she's trying to kickstart the Mandarin Black Metal genre.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm all for brainwashing but only when it involves busty JAV actresses and dudes in rubber suits.

 

[Meat Target]

Im not being sarcastic as I talk about Trans Rights over a cartoon dinosaur and a vacuum monster.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"A baby is being conceived in Lego City! Shine the new curette!"

 

[Big Nasty]

Worship micro penis to have x-men babies.

 

[Positron]

 

[nekrataal]

so? you're probably on his long list of sites full of terroristic toxic talking turds. where in providence are you? i have an old friend i'd like to warn there.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The cis-heteronormative capitalist patriarchy and its consequences have been disastrous for the humxn race.

 

[DerKryptid]

I can't believe Varg trooned out and somehow became Asian.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

people are chanting "fuck joe biden" all over the place and at a NASCAR race a NBC reporter tried to cover for the admin by saying that they were actually chanting "lets go Brandon" it became a instant meme.

Might as well quote an explanation of the “let’s go Brandon” meme going ‘round. Also, happy 600 pages of truly fun random.txt tidbits!

 

[PhoBingas]

Maybe if your show wasn't so boring it could put people on speed to sleep, you'd get enough real donations.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can't place my finger on why, but after reading that I now have a phobia of sitting on a plane next to a man slowly sucking on the same twizzler for 6 hours.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

black box that spits out niggers

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When I read that I grabbed my crotch and my anus clenched

 

[Humbert Humbert]

For fucks sake, he is so horny and thirsty for female vag that he pretends to be a bird.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Trenchcoat = $500
Shotgun = $350
Ammo = $125
Look on soy boy teacher's face = Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.

I'm not putting Mario's cum on my face.

 

[Meat Target]

As I've said many times, the supreme law of the land, which trumps all constitutions, federal laws, state laws, administrative law, common law, and judicial precedent is simply:
"Get this lolcow out of my sight."

 

[Ken Barlow]

Black Teeth Matter!