random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DerKryptid]

He was so angry, all his hair fell out.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Its a metaphor; it is a disaster.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Here again with another unpopular opinion. Chicken is the only meat I can stand. I’m not a vegan or anything like that. There is no political basis to this opinion whatsoever, I just find it so off putting to eat ground up bits of gore that could be anything. How do people trust burgers??? Big ew. I feel like one of the most autistic things about me is probably my incredibly specific food opinions. Look, don’t get me wrong, it’s not all paranoia, it’s just a bit ew to eat something that is red, unappealing and bleeding in front of you.

Lol are you telling me that drinking caffeinated coffee doesn’t immediately result in a 5 hour panic attack, the shivers, followed by consecutive trips to the bathroom?

How are any of you even coping with drinking caffeine? I want that skill and I’m jealous.

Are there seriously people who can “tASte ThE DiFfEreNcE bEtwEen CoCa ColA AnD PePSi?” Or are these people a myth? It’s always crossed my mind as to why, if they could taste the difference, they couldn’t state the difference, such cope.
But imho, Coca Cola just looks and is more iconic. Sorry Pepsi.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Come for the AmHole, stay for breakdowns on hotel room construction.

This nigger didn't come from poverty, not even close.

I got a thousand headmates and all of them agree that these people are tards.

Good morning I hate trannies.

I get hard in the supermarket if I walk through the fruit section and spy a kiwi fruit.

"Ha ha! I make people uncomfortable with my presence! Isn't that a riot?"

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

@Kailakinnen

[*]The mask: like a beak it was put over the face asshole.

I love German syntax; it's like being insulted by Yoda.

 

[HumanHive]

"Now it's not the jews anymore, now it's me."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I love German syntax; it's like being insulted by Yoda.

 

[DerKryptid]

@Kailakinnen

I love German syntax; it's like being insulted by Yoda.

Should try hearing it in greek

It'd be something along the lines of "asshole the mask face over beak placed on (past imperfective)"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Should try hearing it in greek

It'd be something along the lines of "asshole the mask face over beak placed on (past imperfective)"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

@Kailakinnen

I love German syntax; it's like being insulted by Yoda.

This is a weird german syntax indeed.

Actually it would be like that:
The mask: She was, like a beak, over the face asshole put.
OR
The mask: She was over the face asshole put like a beak

There are several versions for how you can write this sentence, not just 2. Also "She" because mask is feminine in german, not an it.

But yeah it is kinda Yoda-ish.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Transgenderism is the ultimate reinforcement of traditional gender roles. All traditional conservatives should be pro trans.

Son wants to play with Polly pocket? Threaten them with meds.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Nothing like 100 inbred hippos.

 

[Pee Cola]

If the state can't control his penis, then the judge certainly can't control his feelings

 

[Clovis]

I'd put my teacup Hitler in lederhosens. He'd be my emotional support Hitler.

 

[PhoBingas]

Kiwi Farms. If you delete one of our threads we delete one of your friends.

 

[Flexo]

"I got a real pretty face for a boi."
-Null

(from latest MATI)

 

[NoReturn]

I came here to laugh to a fat troon. I didn't come to get here a existential crisis.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Having ruined the lives of everone around him for literally no reason, he fled from responsibility before realising there was no point in living due to his own retardation.

He was eaten by feral Florida Men on bathsalts & meth.

Seems like Bigfoot found Brian before the FBI did.

Bigfoot raped him before he killed him, poetic justice.

Yes, why don't you love our orange husbando?

Fuck you, biggot.
My troonouns are fully vaccinated/totally total immunity.

Disonibarru dispray.
Man woman beast Samurai disgrace nobaru daimyo by failing to quell great Oni.
Much disgrace and shame upon clan.

And also fucking gross

 

[Pizdec]

You certainly didn't just get rejected by some rando and you are totally not mad no one invited you to jizz on a Pizza.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unmistakably a man

I haven’t felt these kind of musical vibes since Milli Vanilii went legit and reinvented the whole fuckn game.

Am I suggesting Michael Jackson was a homosexual autohebephile? I sure am

A 95 page pdf? Why can't they just call the police on pedophiles and dogfuckers like normal people would?

They're also trying to get the hypnotist dogfucker banned. So we shall see.

it's why there's been ever-increasing calls to unionize the furry art scene

words words words and it's all shit that happened in 2011.

some people want to spend thousands on well drawn dog cock and diaper fetish porn.

These people are the exact reason why everybody sees trans folk as delusional faggots that use their flag-status as an excuse to never change their degenerate behavior. Throw in impersonating charities and the obvious nepotism and you got a win on the worst fruit machine ever built.

Red, black and white do not fill me with the feeling it's going to be a fun time camping. And I like camping.

All in all it was a shitshow of narcissism, autism, and incompetence

Is that gay rapist furry still around or did he die

...someone please post some brain bleac here. I almost wan to drink some bleach now.

Secondly he's been getting into mini debates with dipshit furries on twitter and his video post trying to accuse him of being negative about sex positive attitudes while he's trying to clarify what he said and defending himself, which is just another example of furries being fucking worthless.

EDIT: Fuck this post is a mess

Then you post this kinda crap online and cement yourself as 'the cretin that got a bunch of people' to cum on a pizza and leave it for someone to discover.

Legit do not understand why I even associate with furries sometimes.

No, totally, I believe that. You certainly didn't just get rejected by some rando and you are totally not mad no one invited you to jizz on a Pizza.

I so wish the fucking bird woulda claimed the assaulter was LGBTQ... imagine the carnage.

It's like these people don't know that most furries attend these cons to get wasted and fuck in orgies.

People today are too soft, like a cookie taken out of the oven too soon, only these people are more like a mudpie

What's funny to me is how most furries shrug at the degeneracy, because it's normal, and the ones who are vocal are a minority, but are the ones who suddenly act as if this wholesome loving fandom has suddenly become degenerate.

Man, the clout chasing is depressing. Guess you gotta milk it for all it's worth before next week when everyone forgets about the spunk pizza.