random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

That thing have aways been a mystery to me, to what cause lesbians are so afraid of men's natural, alive cock but gladly insert in themselves the artificial one. That shit's just beyond me.

To all people asking this, remember it's Europe. They are very close to have mandatory rapes for all white girls.

 

[Snusmumriken]

"And just like that, Cock Block (TM) is born."

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

 

[MelloYello]

"Plaintiff no longer has a full set of hair."

 

[Uncle Sid]

Snakes don't care about verticality, so height is irrelevant

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine having such a shallow existence you need to flex a fucking mutated dog. This is why none of y'all have generational wealth, 'cause y'all STUPID with money.

Goddamn niggers.

Never have I ever thought I'd read an OP about niggers jerking tard dogs off so they can make more tard dogs, paying upwards of $20k for fresh out the balls doggie dick drippings.

Shit looks like several photo attachments are broken now, at least on my end. How do I unfuck this? I'm stupid

"And just like that, Cock Block (TM) is born."

I knew this thread was going to be absolutely hilarious when you said "Cum Cartel"

 

[Blackhole]

"Lesbians need to accept penis if the person who owns the penis puts on a dress"
Haha ha ha fuck you

"And this, Warriors, is where the MedTechs found IlKhan Showers' spleen. It was the largest part of him they could recover. It has been enshrined in the Hall of Warriors in Strana Mechty."

Sir, the bottles are being thrown because you’re wearing a sundress in October

do we really have to wait another two decades for all of the neoliberal clintonian cockroach people to finally die off

We live in a retarded kindergarten.

IMMA PULL DOWN MAH PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Little did we know, Fauci was the ringleader of the zoosadists the whole time.

The Great Reshart: You will do nothing but get owned online, and you will be happy.

Give me 3 reasons why I should care.

fucking space magic!

to all the trannies seething and reading this thread, you will never pass as your desired gender and your parents will never love you. seethe and dilate, faggots!

sussy sissy baka found chopped to pieces in vent system

 

[Gimmick Account]

rude misquote, I said retarded kindergarten

 

[Troonologist PhD]

My relationship with Lucifer and the goetic demons has been hugely beneficial to my trauma recovery. King Bael and King Paimon especially have helped me develop both personally and professionally, and Gremory has been an intimate companion.

 

[Meat Target]

My cock swells at the mainstreaming of far right extremist conspiracy theories.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Look man, I am willing to take a HUGE FUCKING DICK in my anus while dressed like a princess if it owns the trannys.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Come, enjoy a game about excreting turds from your butthole.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thanks, now I'm picturing Kevin frotting his neovag furiously like a magic lamp until a genie comes out and grants his wish of turning him into a real woman.

 

[Aunt Carol]

she, a woman, does not have a cock

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

You're over 400 pages into a thread about a child troon and just now you're starting to ask about what's ethical

 

[Zero Day Defense]

They approved Buttigieg as the head of Department of Transportation and the only thing he transports is his dick in his husband's ass.

 

[Blackhole]

rude misquote, I said retarded kindergarten

it filtered the quote,there was nothing i could do

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Hey! Creature! Leave them kids alone!

Shooting you neighbor is healthier expression of mental illness than trooning out

Department of Independent Contractors Killing Spooks
DICKS

I'll even get a bounty started on $100 for a furry pelt, $200 if you can prove it suffered.

My parents were worried about me getting kidnapped while playing on the front porch unattended. Of course, I also lived by a convicted sex offender.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Tell me you are seething about a lifetime of being rejected by women without telling me you're seething about a lifetime of being rejected by women.

 

[Meat Target]

I get enough unsolicited dick pics to want extras

 

[Pee Cola]

When you are hated by shitbags, you are in good company.