random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

By "children's author" I'm forced to assume he means "pedophile".

 

[Creep3r]

For comparison this ban is three times longer than the time Null caught me pm'ing an underage girl on the site with her dox and trying to extort bestbuy gift certificates out of her in exchange for not releasing it, and twelve times longer than the time I posted unspoilered dickgirl porn in chat in front of Null for days on end after being repeatedly asked to please stop doing that.

Classic Dyn.

Perfection. Legendary Dyn material right here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Zoomers are some nazbol abominations. They'll gas the kikes and repeal the 13th, then have gay orgies in celebration.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

McGill is hiding in plain sight.

Did you know how to properly love your parents? No.

 

[Bender]

Hillary Clinton launched a plan to crash the moon into the Earth.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"There hasn't been a single day in my life I've been a woman, despite having breasts, a period, etc, etc." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I, as a natural person, a sensible person, sleep in a bunker deep below the decoy house.

All this for a "penis" that looks like someone dropped a hot dog on the floor of a greek restaurant.

I suspect no penis involvement in this.

You have to have marshmallows for brains to get this "life saving" surgery done.

His cleavage looks like it's seconds away from becoming a uniboob

 

[Meat Target]

The amount of alcohol it would take to make you palatable would kill most women (or men, for that matter).

 

[Penis Drager]

GET RAPED, YOU BIGOTED CHILD!

 

[Positron]

 

[KKonger]

Because he can't fuck them; their anuses are too small or are temporary.

 

[Sealbaby]

A thunderdome with Terfs versus incels would be pretty grouse.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

who cares? who cares what these dorks think of me. im sittin here shreddin guitar laughing my ass off

yeah, the reverse psychology bullshit doesnt work on me when my rep on the deets precedes me like it does. fuck outta here

all i do is provide deets.

Shawn is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.

 

[Hitman One]

>reddit moderator
>fat, gross tranny who has a suspicious interest in topics related to children
Every time.

at the end of the production process you just get a fat chomo in Rainbow Brite panties.

 

[Pissmaster]

Just posting to let you know that I can't help in any way.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Programming? I'm not the faggot--you're the faggot.

 

[Meat Target]

I hope someone takes a shit in your Christmas stocking. Fuck off.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

the video is at 4:55 i will never respond to any hater by text again. fuck you all .

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Kiwifarms raped my mum and dad and made them eat cum and shit on camera.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Cool humblebrag my nigger, tell me more

What's wrong, Piss? Mad you didn't get to spend your middle school years with this hot piece of ass?