random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Also having vast experience of penises, the one's that are au naturel are far superior, both in looks and functionality. Circumcised dicks be NASTY...

 

[tehpope]

From Lindsay Ellis' goodbye post

while I was shitting blood for weeks on end

 

[Aunt Carol]

God, in his infinite benevolence, already gave you a length of colon that you can stick a dick into.

 

[Screed]

the feds wanna see me jerk it to big titty milfs getting dp'ed? - Like, whatever. I would admit that shit to my employer so who cares.

If your 10 year old is stupid enough to electrocute themselves, they deserve it

Let me get this straight. Some tranny kike played a money grubbing cat with a coin on his head?

 

[Meat Target]

Since women don’t have brains, how can they pee?

 

[Tard Police]

Asexual is the nigger of sexuals.

 

[Law]

As long as he has a quiet place to jerk off while wearing a dress, he’ll think that he’s fine.

 

[PhoBingas]

Say what you will about Chloe Sagal, but you gotta give respect. There is a right way to self immolate and Lindsay ain't doing it.

 

[Dick Justice]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/dysnomia.14560/#profile-post-353084

Big Bore Butthole Destruction would be a great debut album.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's not like there's an lot that he can do in the bedroom but cry about the taste or the pain after he lost his virginity. And even if he was still intact I doubt if he'll enjoy it growing, considering how he was picking at it as an toddler.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When wanting to grill makes you a fascist

Can we just get to the part where they kill themselves and shut up already?

To be fair, I love playing jeopardy and checking the weather. And the feds wanna see me jerk it to big titty milfs getting dp'ed? - Like, whatever. I would admit that shit to my employer so who cares.

 

[JambledUpWords]

America is the best country in the world because even the men are D-cups.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

*hickory smoked horse buttholes

 

[Meat Target]

I guess you need a PhD in menstrual stigma to uncover that timeless mystery.

It looks like something that was created by Bill Gates building a time machine and using it to travel to the past to molest his preteen self.

 

[Hitman One]

Do we have the gay porn videos?

 

[Meat Target]

This is a real "I slammed my penis in the car door" moment for Andy here

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Goddamn sexy potatoes.

 

[Mal0]

Nobody wants to hear about your diabetes, Scott Malkinson.

 

[Secret Messages]

I noticed forum icons filled with gross naked people and stuff. I think I may have stared in disturbed astonishment for a few seconds.

I wonder if I somehow happened upon a "deep web" site. I suspect I'll never know, as I'm sure as Hell never looking for it again.

 

[Mal0]

MPREG THREAD LET'S GOOO

These are the women who would write mpreg yaoi fanfics of stuff like Goku and Vegeta online as teens back in the 2000s all grown up