random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ColtWalker1847]

She looked at a mixture of hot sauce and jizz and thought "Looks normal, in it goes!"? That's something special.

 

[Positron]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you ignore the hookers and questionable fetishes, the place sounds great! I love tennis.

 

[Meat Target]

I didnt know opium made you immortal

 

[Aunt Carol]

Twitter is a digital crab bucket marinated in liquid AIDS, full of demented narcissistic lunatics furiously trying to scrabble up the racial/sexual/whatever hierarchy while screaming and masturbating about how they're better than you. Hieronymus Bosch tried to warn you.

If your gender has a dozen labels, you have too much gender. You have to give some back.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She has literally nothing to rebel against, so she had to fuck the ghost of Richard Ramirez.

 

[kazuhiro]

"Your vag isn't fixable without specialized equipment"

Captured by @BSC here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

we demand a cast of the amhole

Just Californians doing Californian things, nothing to see here.

But does anyone here honestly believe the BIDEN administration is going to go full Grover Cleveland on California?

 

[N’egger]

The triangle has three sides, echoing the Holy Trinity. Every time you hit it with that little metal stick it is like you are tickling baby Jesus, which is based.

 

[Meat Target]

If that's a British accent, I'll kiss your ass.

 

[Pomniman]

HRT is pretty expensive to just have around.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Just fill it with water and hock it at some asshole like I do.

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's....ARRRGGGGG!

 

[Autistic Joe]

Please don't hit on the pedo

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

@Ebonic Tutor

Shit like this is why the farms is great you can be a kike hating jewess lover...

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

At this point in history I'd say the only other public figure that was glorified this much was Adolf Hitler.

Turn the other hole

HAW HAW HAW

smartpay1.com is totally legit man I made $1,488 dollars from it.

I got my menorah out of the attic and set fire to a Quran to celebrate this wonderful outcome. Truly a mitzvah

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Milions and milions of years of reproducing and fighting for survival all thrown away by one spoiled, washed up loser.


I will never understand these people.

Is it time to shit on Urobuchi again? Because good God, I fucking hate people who worship him like some genius.

You know how a lot of western creators these days tend to be preachy about something? Lots of Japanese creators are like that, but they're more autistic because their POV are just ridiculously childish sometimes

 

[NoReturn]

Having four sisters is like having four wives.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

These people either are fags, wish they were fags, spend too much time with fags, don't want to offend fags, or write like fags. In all cases, they should kill themselves.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And if you let Moviebob down, he will no longer regard you as a human being.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Saw your picture before I read what you wrote and was about to be stupidly sad that Jeremy Clarkson died. Thank goodness it was just some rapper I've never heard of.