random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Penis Drager]

if I got arrested for every car I siphoned petrol out of I'd have siphoned petrol out of a lot less cars.

 

[Solid Snek]

WARNING


I cannot accepted restriction from me,
I cannot disrespected of me,
I don't blocked me.

Do not dying for me,
do not blocked for me,
do not deleted from me,
and never without me.

Expectedly.

I am not incorrectly.

I am right and I am okay.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They all settled in and made do, as people do on desperate dick ranch.

Also aging male metabolisms unable to keep up with frathouse diet of grease, weed, and booze as well.

There's no way Kevvie being tied up for shibari would resemble anything other than a hog trussed up and being prepped for a roastpit.

Yamhole

On the inverse that mental image made my butthole seal shut.

The Dark Side of the Amhole is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be unnatural.

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from an HSTS."

 

[SCSI]

I played alot of Sonic games. At least I ended up as an alcoholic autistic nazi who somehow only has non-white friends instead of fucking my own mom. I guess the two options you get when being introduced to Sonic are either being someone who runs over people and calls them a jew or to be a nazi.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i deal in low end stones and do a real good job of it.

It just slays me how he has the money to do things like this and still pay his rent and eat at Whalburger. Maybe he is hoping for Biden Bux?

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit at home, and masturbate

Wow that guy is not fat at all.

Chris doesn't follow religion; religion follows Chris.

"Characters in YanSim are underage! - No, they're not! How any girl in Academy can be underage with a dick the size of a Fanta bottle?!"

Did you expect anything different?

I love that some loser with less than 1k followers reads the Farms and thinks it's all about her. Doesn't she have something better to make all about herself?

So scary. The kiwi mafia is after her

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's probably where he went wrong - parachutes don't work in a vacuum.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. This loser fucking sucks at shooting. They were right about him being a pussy faggot.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

"Yes, I'm autistic. But you see, I'm also an asshole."

Maybe I'll even clip my toe nails while I'm at it! Take that Heather!!!!!!"

It's pretty pathetic to be demanding the three letter agencies send you some friends.

Pray for his ride or dead, y'all.

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone knows that Canada is the designated shitting aerospace.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Some academic hack made a weird take about Odin drinking cum from men in the gallows to gain superpowers in his gay book. It has been debunked , there was only one source and was a mistranslation taken out of context but now thats become a meme.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go write some furry smut before I go to bed~

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s kind of interesting how the show makes an argument for black trans woman being valid with their penises but the white trans women are always seen going for the snip. Is this a result of muh privilege? Has the show made that argument yet? If trans is just an ad campaign, then its the whites with money doing the advertising to the less economically advantaged blacks. But it’s seasoned trannies who sense the grift and call them out on their bullshit. At the end of the day, you’re better off with your dick. Back alley rubber cement butt injections and all, but dick and urethra still intact.

Your totally heckin' awesome vag is as useless as an asshole on an elbow.

How dumb do you have to be to wear items that use both plaid and a floral pattern? Even if you ignored his face and his fridge-like body, you'd still do a double-take seeing something like that walking into a church.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

What's the crickets to weed exchange rate?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Meat Target]

"I finally found a literate one but it's busy writing 'articles' about Corn Flake based 'oppression.'"

Matters have become so bad that his toilet and gym equipment has become sentient. That's just it.

 

[Hitman One]

In defensive of Kevin, I have no idea what I would wear to a wedding where a Sylveon is marrying a dog.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I did, but the bees just said "Is it in yet?"

 

[PhoBingas]

I’m pretty drunk after Christmas party but how exactly do I have homeless neighbors? My neighbors all have homes. Homeless people aren’t my neighbors. This is gay.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

She has the mind of a 12 year old and the drinking habits of a 12 year old.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I went there and now Reddit is trying to force me to dress up an avatar doll to represent myself. I panicked and closed everything.

I predicted the poultry cunts!

When you see this death wave coming you can just yell I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN! and it passes you by like the fucking plague and you've put lamb's blood on your door.

It's not a bad series. It's all right. It's got adventure, drama, monkeys.