random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is she a fucking time traveler from the 70s? We don't throw amphetamines at grandma anymore.

Anyway, this was the horsefuckee's swan-song, he died in the hospital from a perforated colon from this legendary act of self-pwning.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

there's a white girl from texas, rainbow hair dyed, she appears in my nightmares every day. went to great lengths to ostracize me

 

[Big Nasty]

A post that is relevant in every single thread ever posted on Kiwi Farms:

I bet these niggas cannot bench press for shit.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

So it sounds like they're basically like the illuminati if they fucked each other in the butt a whole bunch.

 

[Happy Fish]

I hate you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just admit you love horsecock.

Telling my cat “sorry go away redditors have determined you’re incapable of love” when he wakes me up in the morning to get in my bed and cuddle to OWN the brain parasites.

We really need a “fucking hilarious” sticker on this thread. Body horror is one thing, but the delusion and epic combover that’d make Bobby Charlton blush are pure comedy.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Conclusion: Andy Serkis is underneath the East Wing covered in little dots.

 

[Meat Target]

I cannot wait until we move past all of this stupidity or successfully cancel the fucking English language so I can tell someone to go fuck themselves in a series of fucking clicks and whistles like Babatunde the African Giant.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You see this is why I support the hostile takeover by the Amish.

 

[Meat Target]

If Halitosis, the rim of a well-used ear gage, toe cheese, and days old B.O. got together and took a picture in the midst of an orgy, it would look like this.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Troons spent International Womens Day crying about how trannys are constantly getting raped to death by men, do you think they get these zombie pussies to scare off sexual predators?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's false advertising how she calls herself a t-girl, as far as I am concerned a t-girl is a guy with a dick and bolt-ons.

 

[Law]

He contradicts himself constantly, but that is partially due to him listening to multiple political YouTubers.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Are australians even real?

No, we’re just actors. Australia is a hoax.

I wonder if he is archiving the post

That boy ain't right.

Damit! Now I'm tempted to donate!

Lost my patience at the text editor tool.

very good low power level

It's down. See you all in prison.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You can take slavs out of slavland but you cant take slav outof slavs or something like that.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That is absolutely heart breaking, one of the worst things I've ever seen. Fuck, I am never leaving my house.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There should be both wholesome and hate crime patch options available.

 

[Shay]

As far as I'm concerned, you're just a salty dickbag.

 

[tehpope]

Yeah I know we suck, but you know what, we're really good at sucking. In fact we're the best at sucking. I guarantee you.

https://www.splra.org/wiki/index.php?title=Tsp1994-08-05

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

June should be PlayStation month, because PlayStation rhymes with GayStation.

Best thread on the forum. All other threads are niggers.

Now put that on a t-shirt on lookhuman and I think you'll be able to make some bank on a niche market.