random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh god, if the US ever nuts up and strips her of her license for her butchery, watch her become a mob doctor. Stitching up gunshot wounds and extracting kidneys in sleazy motel rooms.

Also Jesus Christ, these types of video formats are just designed to pander to retards who get their personality in tabloids/magazines/zodiac signs aren't they?

Have fun shaving your bellysausage, sweetie!

Is that dark unshaven hair in his armpits when showing off his new vagooma? He would have been better off getting hair removal and fake boobs, bc he still looks as manly as can be. Feet are huge.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If that had been a black squirrel he would have magdumped immediately. I bet they took that squirrel out for Burger King afterwards.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

How the fuck is Norman Lear still alive?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Asians too sensitive and blaming the Batman when they should be blaming the Blackman.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Moviebob is unrapeable.

 

[Saturnine]

Better than getting AIDS I guess?

If you like to break your ass in mysterious ways, sure.

 

[Meat Target]

Back in my day, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow to get stoned and have sex.

You know, I assumed "Sexy Sex Ed" would be sexy.

Or, at the least not fat.

You triggered him by talking about troons being harvested for their organs (which is a bad idea since they're full of chemicals and AIDS).

 

[stupid frog]

GargoyleGorl 38 minutes ago
You're probably right, but she still should have been beaten more. If she was a good seed, it would have fixed her. If she was a bad seed, well, she deserved it anyway. The lesson is, beat all children constantly just to be safe.

 

[Cats]

The French should fry

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oxide going from his milsim larping to joining the army is like when a sissy hypno fetishist troons out. I can't say I'm surprised.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

But then you wouldn't be able to see xirs feminine legs?

I will eat out a post op tranny to celebrate

The post op tranny tasted bad don’t recommend

 

[Ebony Way]

I think she's ugly cus she's a bougie ass bitch and is really fake. I like women that are like more natural or realistic. But in all honesty I kind of just hate women.

I may be Russian and trolling but it's not in the name of Putin.
It's because they post stupid ass shit that's easily trollable.

I hate when my personal mockery gets discounted as a soviet conspiracy

I have cared about Chris for too long to not care about him now , if he's getting electrodes shoved up his ass I want to know where it's happening at least.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Schrödinger's cat x Hanlon's Razor.
Schrodinger's Razor.

Whereas Hanlon's Cat is when you're not sure if your cat tries to eat plastic bags because it's an asshole or because it's stupid

Time to setup a shell company to sell to shell.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

That's why the bush has remained popular in Asia despite being seen as unkempt in the west.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Didn't that manga have one chapter with the Holocaust in it? Like Nazi centaurs are putting Jewish centaurs into train cars to send them to camp?

 

[Meat Target]

We're screaming because you obviously typed that with a boner.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm not saying he should be fed to wolves. I'm just saying the wolves should get a vote.

Fake news. Isle of Man is clearly irradiated by toxic masculinity.

I don't know what you mean. "Harry Potter and the BIOLABS of UKRAINE" is my favourite book.
It glows in the dark.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

If jabbing yourselves with needles and pretending to be something you aren't is the next step in evolution, wrestlers have been on another fucking level than all of us since the like 70's.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I had really bad, spontaneous, explosive diarrhea in third grade and sprinkles of it were flying out/hit the student's desk behind me, causing my table neighbor to vomit on her book.

Literally moved schools after this lmao

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Florida Paedo and Florida Nigger are two of the more common subspecies of Florida Man. Any time they meet there will be a brief struggle for dominance.

Good thing this is a good place to post information, unlike some platforms.