random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Leslie Nielsen]

I enjoyed it when it was about black people. Now it's just about niggers.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Self-proclaimed tranarchist that would explode if I said the n-word and killed someone (It's not real tranarchy)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I like when Japanese creators start with sex, but then end up actually world building in an interesting way.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You can make fun of people, yes.

I mean, if you're going to be cucked by anything, a literal horsecock isn't the worst possibility.

I swear dealing with porn was really simple. You just didn't talk about it.

If there was a cleaning service that doubled as hookers, he'd probably spend all his money on that and would have lost the apartment even sooner.

I think that's like the 4th or 5th rapist he's defended and orbited around.

Nice to see him retweet the tranny rapist.

It's basically his security blanket.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I am fine with an increased risk of cancer if it gets Schlomo out of power.

I deeply hate niggers and I love licking anuses, yes. Anything else, autist?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Honestly, the whore seems like a nice lady

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

This one was fucking hilarious.

 

[umami's milk]

here's the original post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bonni...-and-kiwifarmss-two-face.111406/post-11018614

 

[KiwiFuzz]

scat really is a universal language

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Mr Moonface — again.

 

[Mr Bunny]

>Getting women to thirst for a 5'7" manlet

The sheer power of globohomo propaganda is terrifying

 

[Meat Target]

If the armband is yellow, you must be mellow. If the armband is blue, start flinging poo

 

[Sammich]

Zelinskyy is using NATO as his tugboat and got groomed into fucking his own mother

The West fails to report this

Kike media is LYING to you

 

[Blackhole]

wen he psots skullz u kno u gna get . . .

"Silence is violence!"
No, violence is me caving in your hamburger eating device with a fucking set of brass knuckles, faggot.

Just stop being faggots and jannies won't have to clean up the spedghetti you threw all over the walls.

Post-Mergers should never have lost their lime-green Mark of Cain.

Attention, members of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. I fart in your general direction.

Attention, employés du Service Canadien du Renseignement de Sécurité, je pète dans votre direction.

if Marx was alive today and saw Wedge and his inane twitter rantings he would conclude: "he is fat and I wouldn't start a revolution with him".

"I'm on an FBI watchlist and all I got for it was this lousy consoomable!"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

i'm not hiding from anything. I insist that what you think i admitted to is not what i admitted and will continue to do that no matter how many gullible fucking infantile imbeciles pick up the character assassination lies so passionately like your chickenshit anonymous keyboard commando ass is doing.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine the police department showing up to his place to take his guns: "This whole department has gingivitis and I'm the fluoride mouth wash" as he racks a Remington-green-and-white-box 12 gauge number double-aught buckshot into his Winchester Model of 1897. This time, the meat targets shoot back.

I was gonna say he can still have anal sex, but i guess he cant, might Break On Through To The Other Side.

actually, why do transbians want to have 'depth' anyway?

Nothing sets the mood for brutal dismemberment better than atmospheric black metal

 

[SCSI]

It's all well and good until somebody gets dysphoric over a chicken breast.

 

[Pyre]

I don't think I'd care about anything else in your show without damn good reason if you had circles of poop in it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That Shah of Iran is a real jerk!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Well that gave me flashbacks to 2014 and the assorted <fictional-character>-for/against-social-justice discourse blogs which unraveled into, like always, drug-addicted troons throwing shit at each other like the subhuman monkeys they are.