random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

The guy is a true horse cock connoisseur.

The feds aren't sending their best.

I can't wait for the tranny Nuremburg trials. The memes are going to be fantastic.

This is all a moot point so long as she has what SHOULD be the basic common sense not to fuck livestock, the problem is just whether or not she does.

Clit bones are also a thing.

Don't fuck animals people, it's a bad time.

 

[Dick Justice]

That awkward moment when your forum wholeheartedly supports the brave, dauntless defenders of Ukrainian freedom, but your mods have to censor pro-Ukraine media because of nazis. View attachment 3061824

Bonus: a leftist who's never heard of tankies.

Spoiler: The antisemitism is coming from inside the commune

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"Is there an entire political bloc isn't actually left or right-leaning but united in its love of shirtless Putin and sexualizing underage girls?"

 

[Blackhole]

"I MIGHT BE A DEGENERATE DOGFUCKER, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A ZOOSADIST!"
You should be hung, quartered, and incinerated just the same.

Do you want cursed magic items? Because this is how you get cursed magic items.

WIFE TOOK THE POKEMON CARDS

EVERYONE ON THE FARMS MUST BY A CYNICAL NIHILIST ALL THE TIME
NO NEUTRALITY PERMITTED, MUCH LESS OPTIMISM
IF YOUR POST DOES NOT CONTAIN REQUISITE AMOUNTS OF SPITE YOU WILL RECEIVE MANY DOWNDOOTS

and if you really think about it war is the like the ultimate lolcow

Dear readers from the EU and or the UK, if you can read this: Heil Hitler and your teeth are funny.

BORN TO SHITPOST
THUNDERDOME IS A FUCK
SPERG THEM ALL 2012
I AM KIWI MAN
BANNED FROM 410,757,864,530 THREADS

I JUST WANT TO BEEZE

 

[Saturnine]

anime pfp asking for music that grooms kids to be fags

surely this will not go directly to a discord server with children in it

 

[stupid frog]

krazy orange cat 1 minute ago
"Let me first say that I think the sex offender registry is bullshit and should be abolished." SIR DO YOU REALIZE YOU ARE TESTIFYING AGAINST A MAN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You know, I consoom some product. I even collect it.

And I keep it in a small part of a small room in my house and don't post pictures of it online or otherwise talk about it with many people. But the people that do know about my pillow collection love my pillow collection.

Please don't let other people love your pillow collection.

We need a "lmfao" reaction and a "" reaction, I do believe

Webberley is playing the Blackadder defence of putting his underpants on his head, sticking two pencils up his nose, and claiming to be a looney.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I want to go live in a cave and paint now

 

[AStupidMonkey]

@Lifeguard Hermit, Whether or not you want to admit it, your toys are not only a tool for gentrification, but an actually tool of destruction, varying on your level of dedication to making loud noise. I could get into the psychology of it, but the longshort of it is peace is required to foster a stillness, in stillness we find a deeper connection to our moment, we can slow time down and process at a higher rate, 40 different loud rumbling noises criss-crossing your ears multiple times a day every day, whether you're at work, at home, or even in the hospital; yes it's happening there, it's distracting, all you can think about are the hammer and anvil mechanism inside your ear rattling away.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fast forward to today, you have young women wanting to wear diapers and act cute and be intolerable.

Wohoo.
It'll onby be Westhomo now.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Also, if I woke up with a dick tomorrow, I would shrug and go about my day.

 

[Meat Target]

Best one star Starship Repo review so far

"it's like The Turner Diaries crossed with Lolita, but in space"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Sometimes, just sometimes, Clown World can be good to us.

Nigga’s just standing in his living room butt-naked with the curtains wide open. I hope he’s on the second floor.

Best Penile amputation ever

Oh no, poor baby. If only there was some sort of thing that tells you it's not a vagina and is going to be painful as fuck or something.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

"I got it! How about we make an episode composed entirely of vulgar humor, while also inventing an awesome dance move that will endure throughout the ages! Wouldn't that be RADICAL?!"

I had to press "random" three times in a row before I got something that wasn't an episode of a kid's show (this article seems to be justified).

 

[Haffhart]

What sort of anti-intellectualist agenda can glorify such tiny heads?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Is Elon allowed to post on /r9k/ yet?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If someone sees an erect horse cock and their thoughts are "mmm I need that in me" and not "jesus fucking christ", then they get what they deserve.

The groomer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, pervert, sick, dangerous, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a groomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Fucking semper fi you nasty knowledge seekers. Your Google search results must all be fucked and your government assigned monitoring agent disgusted/aroused.

Who starts a race war over their electricity suddenly shutting off?

It was robots kicking the shit out of other robots. That is all a normal person needs in their entertainment.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

TRANZANAR

I saw a pol thread a few days ago that actually had a convincing enough headline that he was dead. It made me happy. Now I'm sad again.

Yes, the women in executive positions for the organization will put that money into housing, food, and various luxury items... For themselves. The Girl Scouts is essentially a cookie sales company that uses unpaid child labor. Scouting as a whole is in a real mire.

He went all stabbity on some kid's back and got to spend a big chunk of his life in prison for being a violent monster.

This nigga went from assembling edible crap to assembling readable crap. Amazing!

Dude, have you even seen a sped meltdown before? Speds are capable of some scary shit. Yes, even small ones.

That retard strength ain't no motherfuckin joke.

Can't you like, bribe 3 retards with pokemon cards to beat the shit out of this one retard? Circle of life man.

Why just not shoot the retards with tranquilizers?

Sounds like a job for substitute teacher buckbreaker of the year King Leopold II

You'd be amazed what theses little heathens will do for an extra pudding cup, or chicken drumstick.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is what you get when you send a midwit to college.

Is this what they call the George Floyd Experience?

It's a meme, but it is also serial killer dialouge.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

"Ivan, please, i need my hormones, I need to dialate! This is a war crime!"
"Nyet."

I lasted a whole 20 seconds the one time I did paintball I think I can save Ukraine where do I sign up?

Welcome, American comrades. Your first task today is spotting russian snipers.
Just walk across those wide, open fields over there. Don't worry, you'll know when it starts!

See? The new S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game isn't going to get cancelled. We'll just play it IRL.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is the BEST cope I've seen posted on this site

I have no idea what that subreddit is like, but assuming they're crazy and take their subject way too far is just par for the course on Reddit.

I am a retard and confused pinball for bowling pins so had to Google it to make sure.

He'll be shitting out of it soon enough. Another successfully amputated penis.