random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meiwaku]

you don't bring a fake pussy to a real catfight.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fucking double post

Her grandmother said the children were trying to be "too hip"

Too hip to live I suppose

hood niggers are fucking retarded.

Imagine her trying an UWU helicopter and the thing just ripping the fuck off and flying across the room. The teardrop shape is very aerodynamic after all.

This is the most nigger video that I have ever seen. It should be in placed a time capsule, or maybe burned onto a space probe and sent towards Andromeda with a note saying "Don't come here".

All it needs is a necklacing and a voice-over by David Attenborough and/or Morgan Freeman.

edit:
Attenborough: The baby mama, unaware that her niglet pulled the trigger, enters a respiratory crisis. It is now, surely, only a matter of time.
Freeman: Meanwhile, Tyrone was collecting tires from the front yard. He always said they'd be useful someday, and well, I guess he was right.

Chingchong ladies are terrifying when they get pressed. Best to use an RPG.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In Britain, we like to pretend that everything is fine as long as everyone is wearing some sort of formal neckwear.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I couldn’t get access to my brother’s semen while I was in France, lol.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

he's a full time youtuber playing a character who's convinced he's the hybrid of FPS Russia and Nic Cage in Lord of War.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm not sure if I would equate dementia with pure retardation but tomato, potato I spose.

 

[Watcher]

He got Autism Armour

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Let's say you're just tired of your tits.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Alcohol and paper bags have done wonders for the sex industry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I thought chinks were supposed to be smart, must have been a nigger in a past life.

b.o., piss, and unwashed crusty cum stained pants. it's truly wonderful.

 

[Cats]

tealeaf is one of my favroite GENERAL CHAT cat chat chit-chatters

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This reminds me of something I will probably never forget, which is awful trans porn Kevin retweeted that I clicked on without thinking. In it, a post-op was trying to insert a dildo into his neovagina and was struggling to squeeze it in, so he got a second dildo and started hammering the first one in with it.

Now that I'm retelling it, though, it sounds more like a joke from a cartoon than something I saw unfold before my eyes like an Eldritch horror.

That's what Lovecraft really envisioned when he wrote Y'golonac.

 

[Meat Target]

You always said I was a bad father. At least I've never tried to kill my children.

I have a feeling when she pops this one out it's going to be worse off than the cripple.

Baby's first Jihad.

 

[NerdShamer]

How the fuck do so many grown men get sucked into this vortex of autism? How did you come across the community for making text-to-speech rants about other speds with really long usernames for liking different preschool entertainment than you do?

Seriously Null, add this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When I was in 3rd grade, some other kid told me that during puberty your dick falls off and you grow a new one. I believed it for awhile.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

On top of that normal adblock doesn't work because of some jewish magic that my brain is to small to explain.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Disney is run by pedophiles.
Only a pedophile would support the DMCA.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Take a girl or guy on HRT, covered in tattoos, that advertise their favourite games/movies, then surround them with consumerist stuff. Wearing the latest promotional cosplay, and makeup, filiming dildoing themselves with a funkopop to finance their lifestyle. A corporate marketers dream? Is that the endgame?

I'd like to see this bitch eat a salad

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Huh, I wonder what happens to all these disgusting coomer-tainted toys when they get thrown away. Is there a giant island in the Pacific, composed entirely of rainbow colored three-foot-long dildos? The mind boggles. Thanks for fucking up Mother Earth, faggots.

Everybody loves a freak show, and they provide one for free.

Jazzy Jeff has been trying to warn us about his abusive behavior for decades

The gist is that if you tell a joke and somebody doesn't like it, that's an invitation for violence.

 

[JethroTullamore]

He reclaimed his masculinity by doing the most manly thing possible: fucking another man.