random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[chuggachugga]

"K, we're going on a date. No makeup, no nothing, just vibes. No clean pussy, no clean asshole, no clean criminal record, no nothing, just vibes." - Sagittarius Shawty aka Chelsea Marie Young
Kiwi Thread Link + YT link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYxkI6aVzLM&t=2s (she says it in the first 10 seconds of the video)

Absolutely fucking horrifying.

 

[Pillar of Autism]

"name more than two sex crimes, dweeb. so far all you have is sabrina and the dog." - Tommy Tooter

 

[Return of the Freaker]

America First is a serious movement that’s breaking into mainstream politics, which is why it hinges on getting a fat retard to fail to tie his shoes so that “Beardson Beardley” can defeat “Kiwi Farms” and “The Kino Casino”.

No, I’m just ahead of my time. I’m the Van Gogh of trolling.

Those among you who have never had a three way with the guy who wrote My Nationalist Pony nor has been spanked by a dominatrix while dressed as a schoolgirl, let he cast the first stone!

I bet you don't even like actual shoegaze (MBV, Swervedriver, Boos et al), bet you like shitty Buffy OST dreck, don't you? You deserve that water on the knee, sodomite.

 

[Lewisite]

I'm laughing at you, stop staring at those anime girls and start studying you fucking weeb.

 

[Law]

Now this nigga eating dinosaurs???

Respect the tendies, Karen.

 

[Sneeds]

You comment in r/conservative and
r/legostarwars
literally no, banned forever

 

[Sneeds]

Oh I just realized you're a conservative republican. No
wonder. Enjoy being blocked. I'm not even going to wait
to hear the repugnant fucking shit you have to say
about queer and gender non conforming kids. I'm sure
it's just vile.

 

[Terra Pax]

But when King Coom comes knocking, you better answer.

 

[Sealbaby]

Words generally can't kill, but if they can, it comes in the form of gaslighting the mentally unsound.

 

[Cilleystring]

i have more than enough money to sue or just straight up kill for fun a guy like @Terror Rism

I laughed pretty hard at this. Gotta love it when someone is unintentionally creating new random text quotes right in the random text thread

 

[Karellen]

From Serenity Dee:

in the Before Times, my lesbian book club (which first Meetup and then the pandemic destroyed) was getting up to 30 people a meeting

not only did none of them ever express a single doubt about my womanhood, one of them tried to flirt with my autistic ass

 

[Table Country]

I'd like to think my racist humor is actually a complex metaphor that conveys my hatred of minorities.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

Idk who this is but out of context it’s someone I wanna be friends with

 

[Argrabius]

17 *is* better then 14 (Unless she's Hungarian ofc)

It’s in pretty close proximity to another random text but still holds up

 

[Margo Martindale]

Assuming null is still watching this thread....

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

"I'm extremely online and I am extreme online" - Josh moon
you said this in a MATI I don't know which one. I am sorry.

I found it it's in here. https://youtu.be/L5EAvdaldoQ

 

[Law]

you're not the only sex clown in this throuple.

 

[Null]

Assuming null is still watching this thread....

Your quote is much easier to accept if I have a link to a post somewhere on the site as opposed to just a random image.

 

[Malory]

I'm going back outside now to the real world. Quit calling me a rapist and doxing me.

 

[CWCSavedMyMarriage]

“I want to fill you with a gallon of cum and then take you to the airport.”
- Mumkey Jones
Alternatively:
“It all started on Kiwifarms. That alone concerns me and I’m honestly surprised it doesn’t concern anyone else.”
- Some random fag on Twitter