random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Unabomber11]

I’m looking for Tommy’s famous “wallpaper your broken brains” or whatever quote, have these for now lol

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” -Socrates

 

[Dolomite]

I had to copy my handwritten webpage with a rexograph and deliver it to people by walking 10 miles in the heavy Mississippi snow

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-mann-v-encyclopedia-dramatica-llc-et-al.76488/

 

[hourglass figure]

"isn't it abuse to let your bunny drink your tricks Nutt off the carpet?"



Post in thread 'Chelsea Marie Young / SagittariusShawty / sagshawtyyy' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chelsea-marie-young-sagittariusshawty-sagshawtyyy.73356/post-8999310

 

[Emnewits]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

Perfect timing

 

[GumballFapper]

"Modem is MAC address"
"I hacked into his ISP modem"
Source

"But ppl think I went to MIT bc im a hacker on lolcow.farm
Where most pol migrated on kiwi"

Spoiler

All quotes from Isabella Loretta Janke, genius supercomputer inventor

 

[grandma]

this is a hate website of racists and fats like joshua moon ive never been a supporter of it and my sarcasm went over ur head so who gives a fuck

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Im disabled. I have no job, I dont meet people, I have no money. I only have reddit.

Source

 

[Spud]

"You literally eat shit for the new world order"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

So they become yummy pupscicles? Still a win.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I am getting plowed in the ass and there is also a dick in my mouth but I somehow still managed to post this

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

 

[Cedric_Eff]

anyone else remember that time when @KhordKitty sent a message to @Wheezy Asthmatic threatening to pull a Columbine on the Joe Biden Government because Joe didn't give him a boyfriend-free girl?

 

[Puff]

man I haven't seen white women this upset since The Office ended.

 

[The handsome tard]

"I put my turds in the freezer. I call them 'nigger-sicles' "

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I do hope Null is actually taking it seriously to add more quotes. Sure he said he will but sometimes Dear Feeder gets busy and loses attention on certain things.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"I said ID,not IV"

 

[JY's Tampon]

I do wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnated by black men.

Amanda Duarte on Twitter: "I do wonder how these white supremacist la…

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She completely nuked her account.

 

[Ophelia]

I do hope Null is actually taking it seriously to add more quotes. Sure he said he will but sometimes Dear Feeder gets busy and loses attention on certain things.

He’s added some. I’ve seen new ones.