random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Open Window Maniac]

I wish Australia fauna would evolve to yell Nigger.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When you decide to play D&D
Make sure you pay respect to the bee!

I like how unintentionally wholesome this is.

 

[Latvophile]

byuu didn't Minecraft himself

this is intentionally meant to sound autistic af

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine telling your ancestors that their lineage lead up to you being an eSaftey commissar.

I am shooting eagles out of my eyeballs at this very moment against these antipodean subhuman degenerates descended from a vile mongrel population of criminals too repulsive even for Britain and Ireland and abos.

First they came for small boobs, and I did not speak out.

I wish Australia fauna would evolve to yell Nigger.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don't know what to do, I'm so confused. I don't want to cut off my genitals

 

[JamusActimus]

Old gay men in general are rapey as fuck, it's like never relax around blacks. It's the same thing with them.

 

[Law]

Why oh WHY is she filming on the toilet?!?!

 

[Friendly Primarina]

the one time i was a kid i went to a resturant it was rare but i went where u get a crab cakes and i like crabs they are cute and i kept the crab cake in my pocket and put it in my dresser have u ever done something like this before
my mom found it and threw it away

 

[Lemmingwise]

also:

damn jim got to suck those massive tits while all I had was my uncle's dick

 

[Blackhole]

It's like Operation Paperclip except instead of stealing their talented scientists we're stealing retards.

What kind of dumb roody-poo would wordfilter "nigger"?

I love all the psychoanalysis in here. Here’s my diagnosis: Dish it but can’t take it. Thin skinned whiny bitch. BPD (bitchass pussy disorder.) Fat.

 

[Meat Target]

What if your voices just are like "dude, let's get nachos"

I'm going to use that as the excuse if the sheriff ever stops me on my riding mower when I go fetch some beer and ice cream from the corner store when mowing the lawn.

 

[Skitarii]

Be realistic. Would you WANT a gay man's organs?

if my kid tried to introduce me to their sexuality with brochures and stickers and flash cards I'd sell them to an African diamond mine

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If a dog can solve crimes, then Martin Luther King Jr. can be white.

 

[Law]

If you don't like veggies then maybe that's your body's natural animal instincts telling you to not eat it?

Tendies squad, I see you

 

[Skitarii]

Reddit just shows me things autism related now. I can’t go one day without seeing a post along these lines.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

What will be next?

Propositiong multiple kids?

Hard-core unprotected gay porn?

Cannibalism?

Necrophilia.

 

[Stan]

“Rural working farm girls from upstate deserve real working penises”

 

[Blackhole]

him dressing like a retarded faggot was all part of his master plan to trick people into calling him a retarded faggot

"it's so upsetting- THERE'S A LADY BEHIND ME FEEDING CATBOYYYYYS!"
"SHE'S FEEDING THE STRAY CATBOYYYYYYYS!"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Must be tough to have a lesbian for a husband.

That's it.

I am now convinced Satan is real.

With that said, I would like to offer my soul for Phish tickets.

 

[CaesarCzech]

Editorialized title of a year old article: "When Colonial Italy Abolished Slavery in the Horn of Africa"

First time Seeing Moderator Action in years.