random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kirk Van Houten]

The last thing normal people are going to want to do is send money to the retarded slut girlfriend of their creepy, violent schizo relative for the sealbaby she killed with Dr. Pepper.

 

[negativlad]

Thirding Dare

you guys are retarded im not aspiring or actively trying

im doing

duh and its not rape its called LOVE

 

[Meat Target]

Dropping a deuce on the bed was some pro tier woman power. Think of the savings by not having to flush.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'm mainly here for the dead trannies.

there should be a fatwa against @JambledUpWords for showing us pictures of fat people!

 

[Certified_Autist]

I'm actually currently considering a gay marriage offer from a Trump supporter to get a USA green card... (am an Australian faggot), so I think the mail-order bride mindset is just slowly being exported to the West as it declines lol

 

[JambledUpWords]

If women get breast reduction the white race will die out to Khazar milkers

 

[Skitarii]

nobody calls me ''gay, lolcow, faggot, austic, greece" If somebody says it, will be himself/herself.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Edit: Nevermind, I was being retarded

Imagine being so obsessed with penises. Sounds pretty gay, tbh.

Are there any methods of making the penis smaller? I wouldn't want to accidentally make a woman feel good

lol post dick stats faggot

Every day I learn something new on this website and immediately wish I hadn't.

This shit is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I don't say that as an insult. It's an objective fact.

Saying nigger is not a choice, you're either born a nigger-sayer or you're not.

Look man autism only has 2 ways to go, either you play with blocky stuff like lego or minecraft or you get featured in the weeweefarms.

That's it, we're finished.

The abbos have found us.

>they were rama rama the whole time

Like a volcanic ash-clad corpse from Pompeii his spirit and image (though not his body) is perfectly preserved in the late 2000s.

Imagine having to say you're on the eSafety watchlist. This country is a fucking joke.

I wonder if CNN saw me calling the shooter a niggerfaggot

GENTLEMEN

THIS IS DEMOCRACY

MANIFEST

You will never be a real kangaroo. You have no pouch, you have no tail, you have no powerful hind legs. You are a wallaby twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

And the site is being DDoS'd by a contingent of furry pedophiles who are mad that you won't let them post lolicon so time to drop $36,000/year on DDoS mitigation.

I'd like to point out that your first posted dick pic here was completely unprompted and of your own free will

Maybe those magnets really did fix his brain

Hey the Milwaukee Code Inspectors are no joke! They were the ones who discovered that Dahmer didn't have a wide enough footer on his pyramid of Nigger skulls

Change the world? You cant even wash your greasy ass hair.

 

[Dolomite]

I'm not gay, I'm not Greek, I'm not lolcow, I'm not faggot

 

[SCSI]

stopfuckingmonkeys

Don't make me open a can of autism on your ass.

I study Caribbean lizards and I can say for a fact that when you take estrogen, over time every cell gets infected with estrogen and so within a few months, all your cells will be woman cells. Even the penis cells will become vagina cells. So your penis is technically a vagina then, on a cellular level. Trust me. I’m a biologist at UC Berkeley.

Courtesy of @Deranged , shared HERE.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

If I'm reading this correctly, they extracted the troon's arm muscle and then inserted it into his ass so he'd stop shitting out of his open wound hole?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'd ask who hurt you, but I'm not sure a movie is capable of being charged with rape.

My bed sheets are dinosaur themed thank you very much.

All you losers and your dinosaur bed sheets. Everyone knows Power Rangers bed sheets are the best.

Post photos of your race car bed if you want to keep your reputation.

So anyway, I had Batman Returns sheets on my red car bed.

Rambo bed sheets with G.I. Joe pillows all the way guys.

It is really funny in the most twisted possible way that Gavin got knowingly cuckolded by a probable child-tard rapist though, considering what a moralizing pricknose Gavin tends to be.

I had a race car bed and sheets as a kid before my parents divorced. Man, do I feel kinda weird looking at all this.

nigga are you typing this from the comfort of a padded cell?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I read your criticisms patiently and thanked you, but I was wrong, you are the one who acts like a trash can and is as dirty as a trash can, and you have accepted this with your behavior.

 

[Ona Quest]

>I used you and could have asked for your consent. I decided not to, because I was going to use you anyway

"you just got a hand crafted, one of a kind, artisanal designer pussy"

 

[MediocreMilt]

brenda's dream came true and toni died of AIDS.

 

[I am vomit]

Thinking of getting a basement built to use as a hotboxing room so I can fill it up with womens' farts.
Am I getting better?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

You talk like an abnormally profane Elder Scrolls NPC.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

okay thank you for reminding me of how im actually brain damaged and why i shouldnt come here

 

[Double Dee]

They're just mad that Romans BTFO'd them so badly 2000 years ago. It's the racial memory of asshurt.

Source: Nick Fuentes main thread.

A new study suggests that men who have diets high in processed junk foods like pizza, hot dogs, and chips have lower sperm counts.
Can't have those coveted huwite babies if you sterilize yourself via chili dog.

Source: AF and Friends Fashion and Food thread.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]