random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Woyzeck]

Lies, i do not record myself having sex with my dad or any boys

Edit: late and gay

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Prolapse is God's secret handshake.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

nah i tried running from this shit when i was little and became a gypsy and it just didnt work they caught me anyway on the run

theyve showed up with machine guns during dog walks and captured me and my dog

i barricaded my home and climbed my roof the cia guys just climbed up there with a gun same with hiding in my basement

they use a neuro computer that is like mind irc of ur subvoice its pretty cool i should take the 1 im offered this time

 

[p4ddys]

I’ve never heard of Kiwifarms before. I just visited it, don’t recommend.

'Gossip site' is generous. It's like the worst parts of 4chan on steroids;

 

[Meat Target]

You can't just say that cops aren't allowed somewhere and not expect me to masturbate there.

It's fascinating to me that I, as a gay man, have more maternal instinct than whatever the fuck you are.

 

[TFT-A9]

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so if 4chan are hackers on steroids

and we're 4chan on steroids

jesus we must be jacked as FUCK

 

[Meat Target]

The image of the Down's girl in a hijab might be one of the best forum weapons I've ever seen.

 

[Skitarii]

A&H and BP posters are the absolute peak of EVILution and the most superior of their species. It is prudent, then, for us to force as many of these specimen to mate, in order to further their genetic dominance

This is how the antichrist will be born.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

No matter, I'll just wipe my ass with it.

I thought that in Bender from Futurama's voice.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nah, trick, me and my Black Supremacist crew will soon be tuning you up with our dicks. I hope you enjoy prolapse.

 

[Brain Power]

You know, when I asked if there was an international butt fucking convention somewhere I was being hyperbolic. I did not actually expect the answer to be yes.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

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You comment in r/conservative and
r/legostarwars
literally no, banned forever

Blursed Image

 

[Big Nasty]

I see this crowd of weird brats accompanied by Baked Alaska and Ralph chanting Christ is Kang in unison which I misheard as Christ is Gay and got me really confused.

 

[Ken Barlow]

i dont want meth i want silver

 

[Blackhole]

Are you shitting me? Do you guys just follow each other onto different forums and get into internet slapfights all the time? Don't you get bored?

No one cares. Second Life is gay and you should both kill yourselves.

I feel like I am watching the Spy vs Spy of Autism here.

No. No. No. No. No. You're not gonna get any fucking perspective from any fucking pop culture.

Let us celebrate the ritualistic mutilation of our self-harming daughter with these silly t-shirts.

Who the fuck talks like this? What are you, some sort of autistic alien?

YOUR GENETICS ARE QUITE FIT FOR REPLICATING, HEW-MON, NOW I WILL STICK MY GLOWING OVIPOSITOR UP YOUR HOO-HAA

Despite all his rage he's still just a tard in a cage.

Despite all his rape, he is still just an autistic ape.

 

[soggy london]

i once got hit center mass by a 50 mph hot dog some kids threw out their window, this guy should stop being a bitch

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

 

[MissAnthropist]

Fucks sake we pissed in a jar ONE TIME and tried to make gold. It was ONE TIME. Fuck you.

 

[Mr Bunny]

If I am correct in my analysis, then feminism may very well play a hand in bringing about the end of humanity.

She's got a victim complex so thick even Jews are telling her to slow her roll.

 

[Autistic Joe]

So manly even her cock is flexing