random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I saw the word "snuff" in the headline and I got excited.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Sometimes I accidentally gather too many quotes. I'll keep it shorter in the future if it's shitting up the thread

All good, just didn't know why you would have THAT fucking many.

 

[Coelacanth]

Why, yes, I am a literal neo nazi and I am fucking pedophiles (to death), thank you for noticing

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

In kink, I’m a panty fag. When I bottom, I like rough, degrading sex while wearing lacy, feminine lingerie.

 

[Haffhart]

I feel like you're forgetting that a chunk of the population are naturally fucked mentally, and is it noticable from very young ages.

 

[WolfeTone]

Classy Ben he couldn't resist the urge to draw AOC with a dumptruck ass, while in reality she's flat as a plank

 

[make_it_so]

I trained for years to be shit at everything!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Only degens and retards have white computer cases. This isn't the 90's.

 

[Cats]

 

[WolfeTone]

“Ralph is……fat!” the hideous slug monster groaned, sweat and ooze pouring down it’s face, as it shifted its massive bulbous torso to the side due to spinal pain from sitting up straight.

“Nick Fuentes is……gay”, the Slug-Beast continued, its six floppy breasts visibly jiggling with every small movement, despite the XXXXXXXXXXXL size shirt the abomination wore.

“Big…..donos tonight from….Metokur Masochists” the slug uttered before collapsing through the floor due the massive weight of its girth.

 

[Kenya Jones]

KAR tends to rip his ass open with farts that are about 80-90 decibels, with people even comparing his farts to the sounds of jet explosions, dirt bikes, or vehicle engines.

In the next video he claims to be in his mom's friend's house and you can see balloons in the background as he farts on the family dog.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just like the NFT bubble. Its all jew trickery

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Shot through the taint,
And you're to blame!
You give surgeons
A bad name

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Hopefully they ban kiwi farms in cannada.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

After reading this article I made death threats on myself.

The ultimate Kiwi Challenge is playing "Find the Clit" with those photos.

You do know that you can be a tranny and not worship demons, right?

i dont think fighting back by molesting more kids is a good idea

I would have no issues if the new militant wing of the IRS was used to execute people like this and seize all of their assets.

my mom was a Disney attraction nerd going back to the World's Fair with OG small world and all, but yeah once she got into Vegas where you can dick around on nickle slots and get free booze and there's Elvises everywhere she didn't fully quit the mouse, but def cut back a lot

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I see you still have sand in your vagina.Bravo!

All is faggot I think

 

[Pissmaster]

Everything about this face is unfortunate.

 

[Table Country]

You will never be Weird Al. You have no accordion, you have no tuba, you have no drums. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

 

[CobraPlissken]

And when I say "fat" I mean "gut protruding" very disrespectful fat... And she couldn't even do a leg wrap right.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

To be fair, at least the TMNT are used to shit, given they live in the sewers.

Question: Does it mean she can poop herself through vagina? Awesome.