random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Seems fat crybabies attract smug self-righteous faggots.

"But your leg is broken."
>I'll walk it off.

Go beg for a new eardrum in the street like a gypsy.

What's a good portmanteau of "kvetch" and "munch"?

Should have stayed a married mom you hypochondria bpd liberal wine aunt dumb bitch.

People who live in 62 IQ houses shouldn't throw retard stones.

Umm, excuse you. It's super racist to talk about audio balancing. This is a welcoming community, and we don't tolerate neo Nazis here.

1% Suicide 99% Retardation (Compilation)

He should be honest and admit he just wants to manifest his Touhou waifu into our world.

Reading the first couple paragraphs made me wish I was deaf and blind so I woukd never have to see/hear this bitch whine again.

Thanks for making me feel ashamed to be a nurse.

if you're going to make every nurse take a personality disorder test there will be like 2 nurses in the whole hospital.

Black Lives Matter in the streets but she'll call you massa between the sheets

 

[Troonologist PhD]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a hollow silicone penis, marinating in pee and vaginal secretions -- forever.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Well, now I have to scrap my thesis titled "I LIKE TO SCHMEAT MY MEAT TO BIG ASSES AND BITCHES IN FISHNETS".

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Beat the hell out of your kids with an iron rod.
When the day comes that they beat you down/kill you in your sleep, they are ready for this harsh world.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

You know where else meat gets cooked well done? Hell.

 

[Socrates]

Breaking anonymous sources say trump took a dookie and then made a female staffer stand there while he pointed to it and called it Obama

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

So they're using rocket league to groom now. No wonder its free. unlike the therapy I will need after seeing that pic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It just hit me today that Josh chose to marry a woman with a 10-year-long yeast infection.

 

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"I want the alien eggs up my ass."

 

[Table Country]

"When your enemy strikes you down, you become more powerful than they can possibly imagine." - Chancellor Trudeau of the Maple System

"Interguntinental Blubber-weight Champion".

Ok so Trump and people who like him are like Thanos and the death eaters. The democrats are like the crew of the Enterprise and the Jedi. they have to find all the horcruxes before Putin finds the Dragon Balls and destroys Ukraine (Wakanda). Turning the world into a Handmaids Tale. I now have a deep understand of extremely complex geopolitical issues.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORST JANNY POLICE BOARD. USING ALL OF THE JANNY TRANNY XENFORO ADMIN CONTROLS. IN 2020, NULL TRANNY JANNIES BANNED SIGSEGV, NEGRATED ME IN AN A&H THREAD, SINCE THEN I HIDE IN FORCED EFFORTPOSTING, ISOLATED AND ALONE, IN THIS LOW DEADLY NIGGERTOWN SUBFORUM. THE BRAZEN FEEDSTER NULL AND TRANNY JANNY UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH DISLIKES AND TMIS, EVEN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE BUT I STILL LOVE YOUS, HORRIFYINGS AND LUNACIES EVEN IN MY YARD, OR EVEN STONE MOAI HEAD POL-TAXES, TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION, EVEN WITH TRAINED HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGANS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY THREADBANS FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE SHITPOSTS UNTIL MY UNDETECTABLE SHADOWBANNING, I, FRANCIS KYUNG MILKIS ESQUIRE, 183-10 GIMHAE-UL, CHILSUNG TOWN, SUWON, KOREA REPUBLIC, I STAND ALONE, AGAINST YOUR MAD, FAT AND UNSEXABLE XENFORO TRANNY JANNY DEAR FEEDER CONSPIRACY

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Even the big titted Jewish tomboys aren’t spared.

Dismantle systemic toilet supremacy.

Having sex with Barb was sort of the opposite of what NAMBLA stands for.

Once a dogfucker, always a dogfucker.

I don't know how Phantom Nut Syndrome has never occurred to me before. What a concept.

Spoiler the furry penis, for fuck's sake.

 

[My Name is Mud]

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[SCSI]

In her defense, which is not something that makes me happy, I'd do the exact same thing and the worst thing on my hard drives is Chris Chan's dick.

Today I learned something. Why do tits get tatted, I do not know.

Based and cunnypilled that modern technology lets you simulate discussing ethnophilosophy with lolis.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Two from this deeply haram @CatParty post.

I use these words intentionally — “panties” and “faggot” — because they are erotically charged words for me

I won’t go into the debate over “faggot” — a word containing such cultural weight it needs space to unpack that I don’t have here (though I will in my next book). This article is about panties

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Isn't a queer reimagining of Cats just... Cats?

I'm still at a complete loss for how food can have a sexual identity but I guess I just haven't lost enough braincells yet.

peepee vs hoohaw really is central to the whole thing.

If there's a few old guard left who know about male, female, and the inevitability of the harvest, more power to them.

 

[Throwing Romans]

*sniffs asshole* SMELLS LIKE REPUBLICAN CUM

 

[Haramburger]

catparty and his another shill post. people keep their adblockers up to avoid this kind of trash. i curse you with early erectile dysfunction

 

[NoReturn]

People who unironically like Revolutionary Girl Utena are legitimately brain damaged.

 

[Xia Dynasty]

https://nitter.poast.org/PunishedGramsci/status/1557028566499475456#m
https://archive.ph/tgJGl

I cannot stress this enough. If you go to Kiwifarms for any reason you are aiding and abetting in the death of trans people. That place exists purely to create death. Do not fucking go there for any reason!

https://nitter.poast.org/mage_against/status/1556266345653747713#m
https://archive.ph/wip/yVfBN

The UK government should blacklist KiwiFarms. There is no reason for it to not be blocked by UK ISPs, whatsoever. Grieving families of dead children should not have to endure harassment and pedophiles like Moon should be given no quarter, online or offline.

Edit:
https://nitter.poast.org/PunishedGramsci/status/1556783610442776576#m
https://archive.ph/wip/QCJku

Hah my mom apparently refers to me as a he-she behind my back. Cool.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I guess he has Crohn's disease. I always thought he looked really sickly too and got curious and googled "does Pete Davidson have some kind of disease?" awhile back

God I wish I could directly bully celebrities